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Funny story: Palin Chooses Christine O'Donnell for 2012 Running Mate Shortlist

Palin Chooses Christine O'Donnell for 2012 Running Mate Shortlist

"A witch and a bitch in 2012!" sang Sarah Palin to a favorable crowd of 10 people at a recent book signing. "We've contracted this wonderful new Ad agency from some boys at The Spoof.com. Its this new way of writing Political Ads called Gerbil Slingi...

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Funny story: Shocking New Christine O'Connell Revelation Leaves Few Feeling Enchanted

Shocking New Christine O'Connell Revelation Leaves Few Feeling Enchanted

(Via NewAP) Dover, Delaware: GOOP Candidate Christine O'Connell has unleashed a fresh round of controversy with her latest confession that she often played "witch doctor" as a child. The revelation came in an exclusive, one-on-one interview obtain...

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Funny story: Christine O'Donnell Not Happy About Fielding Witch Jokes

Christine O'Donnell Not Happy About Fielding Witch Jokes

When Christine O'Donnell of Delaware won the election to run for a United States Senate seat on the GOP ticket, she was all smiles, but it didn't take long for the bones in her closet to start rattling. The biggest bone rattler of all turned out to b...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart will be crowned May Queen at Walpurgis Night rave

Kristen Stewart will be crowned May Queen at Walpurgis Night rave

London - (Maypole): The countdown to Saturday's Pagan New Year's Day sees the Twilight star invited to a Walpurgis Night rave high up on London's Hampstead Heath. Not to be outdone by Buffy the Vampire Slayer's Cordelia Chase being crowned May Que...

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Funny story: Hogwarts Student Expelled over New Spell

Hogwarts Student Expelled over New Spell

Nigel Goldman was expelled from Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry and his wand snapped for his creation and use of the spell Copus Feelius. Despite Goldman's obvious cleverness in creating new spells, this one has driven a wedge between...

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Funny story: Witch left homeless

Witch left homeless

It was bad news today for Dortchen Wilde of Delamere Forest when local council officials closed down her home on basic failures of the building regulations. Dortchen, locally known as The Wicked Witch, lived in a gingerbread house. Though nothing...

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Funny story: European Union to Ground Witches

European Union to Ground Witches

In its wisdom, the European Union have written some legislation which is forcing witches to file a flight plan before September 30th - a whole month before their favourite night, so that they can know where each and every individual crone will be any...

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Funny story: Margaret Beckett Takes New Job At Wookey Hole

Margaret Beckett Takes New Job At Wookey Hole

Former cabinet minister Margaret Beckett has taken up a new position at Wookey Hole. The tourist attraction in Somerset was looking for a new resident witch. "Obviously Mrs Beckett comes highly recommended and it's going to save on the make up" said...

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Funny story: African Child Witches: The Heartrending Scandal

African Child Witches: The Heartrending Scandal

Bountifully, Africa has given much to the world of journalism: AIDS, Ebola, drugs, rape, child abuse, famine, blood diamonds, genocide, Apartheid, governmental corruption and now thankfully...WITCHCRAFT Over the past few years I've heard many the occasional vague rumour of heartrending stories possibly involving children, as young as 2 hrs old being labeled as 'witches', 'wizards' and 'warlock...

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Funny story: Which Craft? Magazine to change name

Which Craft? Magazine to change name

The arts and hobbies magazine Which Craft? has decided to change its name after concerns were raised about the association of the name with black magic. Which Craft? has been published since 2002 and the editor claims that nobody has ever before m...

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Funny story: Witch Doctors Sold Tainted Love Filled Chocolates

Witch Doctors Sold Tainted Love Filled Chocolates

Welldidja Siyatcoming, Idaho - What began as a not as friendly as it should have been treat between lovers quickly turned to a town reeking of Utter Indifference today. Chocolates filled with the fabled Love Potion #9, and marketed directly by the Wo...

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Funny story: Witch Doctors Thwarted Again

Witch Doctors Thwarted Again

First, dropped by Cupid, and then accused of distributing Love Potion #9 with such unwanted emotions as utter indifference, the WWCF today announced yet another setback as government agencies confiscated thousands of kilos of some killer smoke. Th...

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Funny story: Book of Secret Knowledge is a Fraud

Book of Secret Knowledge is a Fraud

The Pagan Community is reeling at the revelation that the book, The Lebor Feasa Runda (The Book of Secret Knowledge) is indeed a work of an indulgent imagination. Reported as being an English translation of a German Copy of an Ancient Irish Text,...

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Funny story: Witchdoctors Cleared In Love Potion Scandal

Witchdoctors Cleared In Love Potion Scandal

The entire United States of America, apparently after an unexplained amount of indifference accumulated in the lower atmosphere, has ruled that the World WitchCraft Foundation is innocent of all charges that their famed love potions may have been tai...

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Funny story: WWCF Supplied Tainted Love Potions

WWCF Supplied Tainted Love Potions

Chicago, IL. - On the heels of the unanimous impeachment of Rod Blagojevich, the ex-Governor filed a class action suit against the World WitchCraft Foundation, charging them with supplying love potions that were tainted with various other emotions, r...

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Funny story: Witchdoctors Report Love Potion Glut

Witchdoctors Report Love Potion Glut

Coming on the heels of an announcement from Heavenly Creations earlier today that they will no longer be using Love Potion #9 to coat Cupid's arrowheads, the World WitchCraft Foundation (WWCF) has announced that the global economy has forced many wou...

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Funny story: Nancy Reagan's Witch Doctor Puts Curse on Barack Obama

Nancy Reagan's Witch Doctor Puts Curse on Barack Obama

Obama's recently adopted mask of humility slipped as the black boy genius mocked poor decreit widow, Nancy Reagan for her interest in the paranormal during her husband's Presidency. Remembering that he had not yet been made emperor, Obama scurrie...

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