Software company Microsoft™ has decided to go into hardware business to produce what it has been producing all along: the windows. Only this time they will be hard, and the transition from soft to hard has nothing to do with Viagra™.
A cheeky London window cleaner who loves wearing his Bin Laden mask whilst on the job has been cautioned and fined by the police after several of his customers thought he actually was Bin! Stephen Taylor loves a prank or two, but this one certainl...
Windows announced today that they are going to be changing their name in order to appeal to a broader audience and widen the market share. Windows hit the market in 1983, and since then has captured the imagination of the world with their software.
The Isle of Wight News's judges have been out and about for the past two weeks examining all the window-boxes that have entered this years competition. As usual, the competition has been fierce with some amazing window boxes, but there can only be...
Columbian José Conseco was today left astonished by an apparent bug in the new and fancy Windows 7 operating system, from Microsoft. The bug, detailed Norton Security services, allows users to drag-and-drop the Windows folder into the Recycle Bin. Th...
In a surprise move, the Meteorological Office in the UK, or Met Office, as it is called (not a Met Officer who is a police person working in London), is to have holes knocked through the walls and the bricks are to be replaced by glass. This new i...
A man with credentials and paperwork supporting his former involvement with the N.S.A. (national security administration) recently spoke about the agencies ability to view past events! "They achieve the capability using keyhole like satellites, w...
Murphy, NC (IPP)- A Murphy, North Carolina man was arresrted today for not throwing trash out of his car window onto the road. Mark Rigdon of Murphy was being followed by Officer Dempsey McClure as he drove down Peachtree Street. The street is t...
Pre-order sales of Microsoft Windows 7, due for release any time now, have soared in recent weeks. Such has been the demand, that on pre-order sales alone, Amazon have announced that it outstripped the previous record holder Harry Potter and the D...
Microsoft has released its new operating system Windows 7. Here are a few tips on what to look out for. Step 1: Can you upgrade? For starters, you need to check with your GP whether you are fit to cope with a system upgrade stress which proved rather worrying last time you upgraded from XP to Vista. Your GP may advise you to stay put instead of risking a permanent damage to your brain for th...
The arrival of the eagerly awaited Windows 7 has been hailed as an instant success. With people queuing not only around the block but also around the clock in expectation of the new release, company chief executives and directors at resellers were...
Computer giant, Microsoft, have finally launched their new operating system, Windows 7. The much anticipated software was launched at PC World in London at midnight today. Geeks from all parts of the city queued for up to five hours to get their...
Software giant Microsoft is today taking entertainer the late George Formby to court. Company spokesman, Mo Zilla said that the company took exception to mr Formby's allegation that windows needs cleaning all the time. In particular, they took exc...
Harry Dick, blind boy born to a dwarf, transvestite, one-legged father and an eczyma ridden, hump-backed, jail-bird father is once again in the news after claiming he saw a man steal some of his fathers pie. Mr and Mr Dick had just finished baking...
In the wake of the accident at the Microsoft campus where a window cleaner George Payne was rushed to hospital in Redmond, Washington, Microsoft have acquired the copyright of an up-to-date version of George Formby's song "When I'm Cleaning Windows"...
A window cleaner has been rushed to hospital in Redmond, Washington, after being injured while cleaning windows at the Microsoft campus. A hospital spokesman said the cleaner was fortunate in that he fell on a soft area rather than the hard drive...
Bill Gates, founder of Microsoft-the software giant-has introduced the latest Windows product at SpazTech 2009 in Las Vegas: WindowBlinds. It's the third and final product in the current Windows franchise, joining the utilitarian WindowShades, an...
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