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Funny story: Higher Education Stymied. Police Shut Down Meth Lab at Votech School!

Higher Education Stymied. Police Shut Down Meth Lab at Votech School!

Police and K-9 units shut down a Charleston, W. Va industrial arts school after discovering that students, teachers, and the head administrator were running a pharmaceutical lab producing high grade Methamphetamine, (Meth.) Attention was drawn to...

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Funny story: Wheeling, West Virginia Woodchucks Answer Eternal Question

Wheeling, West Virginia Woodchucks Answer Eternal Question

Walt and Whitney Wilson in Wheeling, West Virginia wanted to know "how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood." They were unsatisfied with the answer "as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

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Funny story: Westboro Baptist Church - "We just want to show God's love."

Westboro Baptist Church - "We just want to show God's love."

Following the recent coal mine explosion that killed 29 miners, Westboro Baptist Church members staged a protest spouting hate in the name of God, carrying banners that say, "Thank God for Dead Miners," "You Will Eat Your Babies," God Hates Your Tear...

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Funny story: Jennifer Garner to run for Homecoming Queen at George Washington High School

Jennifer Garner to run for Homecoming Queen at George Washington High School

SOUTH HILLS, CHARLESTON, WV (ABSNN) -- Hollywood honey, Jennifer Garner, has decided to return to her high school alma mater, George Washington High School, in the cake eating section of Charleston, West Virginia, South Hills, and run for Home Coming...

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Funny story: Killer Kittens Invade West 'By God' Virginia

Killer Kittens Invade West 'By God' Virginia

Reports are coming in that the mighty US state of West 'By God' Virginia, immortalised in the cheesy pop classic 'Take Me Home Country Road' by Olivia Newton John appears to be reeling under an invasion of killer kittens. State Governor, Tex Fitts...

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Funny story: Fattest city in US hosts British chef Jamie Oliver's new reality series

Fattest city in US hosts British chef Jamie Oliver's new reality series

HUNTINGTON, WV - Famed British chef, Jamie Oliver, is holding casting calls for a new reality show to be based in this West Virginia city that the Associated Press named "the fattest city in the US." Filming has begun for the new show, and the cel...

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Funny story: West Virginia Governor unveils statue of Peter Beter

West Virginia Governor unveils statue of Peter Beter

CHARLESTON, WV - Twenty-two years after his death, Peter D. Beter is finally being recognized as one of the Mountain State's best political pundits. Governor Joe Manchin III unveiled a bronze bust of Dr. Peter David Beter whose failed run for go...

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Funny story: Hillary wins West Virginia in a landslide! Obama gets delegates...

Hillary wins West Virginia in a landslide! Obama gets delegates...

Charleston, WV - Hillary Clinton won the West Virginia Democratic Primary today in overwhelming fashion. Sen. Clinton won by over 35% of the vote.

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Funny story: A Case of Fatal Attraction Erupts in West Virginia

A Case of Fatal Attraction Erupts in West Virginia

PLUNKER, WV- Local area farm hand Cletus Rimmer, has applied to the courts for a restraining order against his neighbor's sheep 'Snowflake'. Rimmer claims he fears for his personal safety and no longer feels secure walking home from the l...

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Funny story: New Wing of Corrupt Bastards Club Party Thrown in West Virginia

New Wing of Corrupt Bastards Club Party Thrown in West Virginia

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - West Virginia - The newest branch of the Corrupt Bastards Club hosted a party today at the home of TheSpoof.com writer Cal Jennings, featuring a life-sized poster of the 4/11 attacks. The drugs for the party were furnished by...

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Funny story: West Virginia Group To Start Own Corrupt Bastards Club

West Virginia Group To Start Own Corrupt Bastards Club

A group of men from West Virginia, distrurbed and disgusted by the news and debauchery out of Juneau, Alaska, has decided to form their own Corrupt Bastards Club. That organization has been in the news lately in connection with several illicit scams...

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth II Arrives in Jamestown, VA

Queen Elizabeth II Arrives in Jamestown, VA

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Jamestown, VA - Queen Elizabeth II arrived in Jamestown, VA today to recognize the 400th anniversary of England's first permanent English settlement. It is the kickoff for "America's Anniversary Weekend" extr...

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Funny story: West Virginia Students Treated Unfairly

West Virginia Students Treated Unfairly

WEST VIRGINIA (AP) People in West Virginia have been getting the short end of the stick for so long they hardly question their poor treatment any longer. The typical West Virginian is happy to just finish his 14 hour shift at the dilapidated coal min...

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Funny story: Martha Stewart Will Stay in West Virginia!

Martha Stewart Will Stay in West Virginia!

ALDERSON, WV (AP) Martha Stewart, serving 5 months in Alderson Federal Prison Camp in West Virginia for lying to federal agents, says that she will not return to Connecticut upon her release this March. Speaking now with a noticeable twang in her vo...

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Funny story: Martha Stewart Keeping Prison Diary

Martha Stewart Keeping Prison Diary

Alderson, West Virginia --- As a means of assuring my loyal family and friends of my well-being, I have decided to chronicle my day-to-day experiences here at Alderson. Warden Olivia Clayton, already a dear friend, has agreed to release my thoughts...

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Funny story: West Virginia Declares Official State "Car"

West Virginia Declares Official State "Car"

You can take the boy out of the trailer park but you can't take the trailer park out of the boy. Curtis Spleeth, West Virginia Secretary of Official Emblems, announced the naming of the "mobile home" as West Virginia's official &qu...

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