Spanish football pundit Juan Lamportou today advised Manchester United to forget all about winning the Champions League Final at Wembley on Saturday, insisting that United have no chance in the contest, because they are directing all their focus in t...
Fans travelling to Wembley for last night's semi final between Man Utd and Man City were hit by major delays after a large section of the M1 was closed for much of the day. The motorway was shut between Junction 4 at Elstree, Herts and Juntion 1 a...
Police forces all over England and Wales have sent warning letters out to more than 200 people banned from attending this weekend's FA Cup semi finals at Wembley. Special plain clothes officers will mingle with the crowd and try to identify fans o...
Gareth Barry, who captained England for the first time in the 1-1 draw against Ghana last night, was a happy man at the post match press conference. The Man City midfielder, who was given the armband in the absence of John Terry, Rio Ferdinand, St...
It's just been confirmed that Manchester giants, Manchester United and Manchester City are to slug it out in a head to head at Wembley in the FA Cup Semi-Final. City confirmed the news after a 1-0 victory over Reading, courtesy of A Micah Richards...
It's six years since Arsenal won a major trophy, much to the chagrin of Aresene Wenger. The Gunners were expected to make it all better this afternoon as they took to the field at Wembley this afternoon for the Carling Cup final as 1/4 favourites aga...
After studying the issue of national mourning for the last 2 years, sociologists at the Institute of Deep Thinking have come up with the theory that our increasing capacity for public outpourings of grief is inextricably linked with the premature dea...
LONDON - The BBC Executive Director of New Shows Ellery Chilliwack has stated that he has signed former X-Factor contestant Katie Waissel and her grandmother, the 81-year-old prostitute Shelia Vogel to star in a new sit-com titled, The Working Girls...
Eye witness reports have confirmed that dozens of Manchester United fans had to be administered oxygen by paramedics at yesterday's Community Shield Wembley showpiece between Manchester United and Chelsea. "What's that all about then?" one Manches...
Chelsea proved to be a revelation in yesterday's Community Shield season curtain raiser at Wembley, as they capitulated without much of a struggle to an unfancied Manchester United team. Even United fans were shocked by Chelsea's lacklustre perfor...
A routine check by a security guard at Wembley Park revealed the startling fact that over the weekend, with people's attention diverted to the world cup, a traveling band of gypsies had taken over the pitch and set up residency. The pitch, encomp...
For the first time in the history of the FA Cup, the finalists have been given the opportunity to train on the Wembley pitch on Friday, immediately prior to Saturday's final. However, the sessions will coincide with three other events; The East of E...
Police have sensationally cancelled this afternoon's FA Cup Final between Chelsea and Everton after it was discovered around 10.30 am this morning that thieves have stolen Wembley Stadium. The theft wasn't discovered until mid morning because the...
With unfashionable Burnley only ninety minutes away from securing Premier League status there was panic in the corridors of footballing power today. The bottom line is that the football authorities do not want Burnley in the Premier League, and wi...
It was announced today to a packed press conference that the Beatles will be playing fifty gigs at Wembley Stadium this summer - in direct opposition to Michael Jackson's O2 Arena marathon. This has been made possible by US high tech corporation,...
The Wembley pitch which has taken so much criticism over the last weekend will be changed the FA has confirmed today. The pitch, which was designed as part football turf and part adventure playground, has raised a number of eyebrows since it was o...
The FA has released a statement on its website this morning to announce that the much-maligned pitch at the new Wembley Stadium will be torn up, after it was alleged by Manchester United manager, Sir Alex Ferguson, that the pitch was "dead". Fergu...
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