Former Vice President Dick Cheney outlined a new strategy to find former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein's WMD programs, which Cheney says "will justify the ten-year war." Ernest Quilby, a farmer from Gnosall Heath (UK), and a world-renown dowser, will...
Alert CIA officers have discovered the missing Iraqi missiles being advertised for sale on the internet marketplace eBay. The existence of the missiles was hotly disputed before and after the invasion of Iraq in March 2003 by a coalition of forces in...
Polish Miitary Scientists have been working since the break up of the Soviet Union to build their own "weapons of mass destruction" and have finally succeeded with the creation of a Helium bomb. Poland's Foreign Minister, Lech Snotchowski, said that...
Iceland are being accused of using weapons of mass disruption after a gigantic cloud of volcanic ash made its way across from Iceland. President Obama is watching the situation closely as he might decide to take action against Iceland, for using a we...
The Maasai tribe in Kenya who are armed only with some bamboo poles were yesterday accused of having weapons of mass destruction by both the British and American Governments but later these comments were retracted when it became clear Kenya was not w...
Former Prime Minister Tony Bliar today said he would still have done what George W. Bush told him to, even if he knew Iraq had no weapons of mass destruction, and would have still lied about those non-existent weapons existing. Which he did. 'Well...
London - (Asses of Evil): The Chilcot inquiry has heard that in 2001 Iraq was ranked behind Iran, North Korea, Libya and the Foreign Office in terms of lethal destruction powers. Metropolitan Police anti-terror evidence showed that rogue MI6 agent...
President Obama spoke at a meeting of the United Nations Security Council yesterday afternoon in support of a resolution against Fox News' use of Words to Manufacture Disenchantment (WMD). "After the attacks of 9.11, 9.23 and quarter to ten this m...
Saddam Hussein's WOMD's have now turned up in the deserts of arch fiend Iran. George Bush and his US "Supertroopers" were always convinced that Iraqi WOMD's existed and now after searching Arabian countries high and low for them, they have discovered...
The US has no defense for a weapon of mass destruction currently being developed by China and has called for a meeting of the UN security council to discuss this frightening escalation in modern warfare. US defense secretary, Mrs. Ohgod, said. "W...
Some call them the new boss, some call them arrogant, and even some dare to be hater? What is it? Its the Bush of cricket. Mr. Modi and IPL has become the new world superpower in the world of cricket. Its almost like Bush invading Africa or South Afr...
Washington AC/DC - (Notorious Mess): The Bernard Madoff Ponzi probe took a new twist this weekend with the sudden and abrupt resignation of President Obama's new National Intelligence Council pick Charles Freeman. The former US envoy to Saudi Arab...
"Iran has enough camel dung to give you the hump" said the world's most senior expert in bull dung, who has also studied the difference between bull's and camels. At the third Annual Symposium of Shi'ites (ASS), the spokesman said "Iran having a n...
Thousands of British businessmen are facing an uncertain future today after it announced that they were to face trial in The Hague for 'crimes against humanity'. The prosecutions, brought by the Health & Safety Executive against Britain's keba...
Miami, Fl/ Homeland Security Briefing (Code RED) - In a startling find just hours ago, Fl. state police found thousands of discarded Weapons of Mass Destruction littering a little used highway leading to this Sun Drenched, Spanish Speaking Playground...
Astonishing news today revealed that the shoes thrown at President Bush were thought to be the long lost 'weapons of mass destruction'. A spokesman for the CIA said, 'It clearly said NUKE,or something very similar, on the side of the shoes and thi...
US president George W Bush who waged a largely unsuccessful war on Iraq finally found the weapons of mass destruction he was looking for ever since US led troops landed up at Baghdad in search of the elusive weapons. "The weapons were size 10 and...
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