Madonna, saying she was bored and needed a new hobby, was granted temporary custody of troubled kids Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears today after a judge said judicially, "Why not....nothing else seems to have worked!" The decision was not unconte...
Dozens of fans of the open-source computer operating system Linux congregated at the Craterton Civic Center this weekend. Presentations centered around the convention's theme, "Linux: Not for Dummies." "Why put up with the security holes and blo...
The UK's favourite home for psychological wannabees and weirdos has opened it's doors for the 11th and last time. Yes, Big Brother is back for a summer of fun and frolics. Who will be the first housemate, I wonder, to mention the England v USA gam...
Brit radio DJ James Whale appeared on TV today, quite angry about Barack Obama's continual bitching about the BP oil spill, criticising the President for making Britain look bad and embracing blame culture. Many observers agreed. Hugo Swizzlest...
The Vatican has announced that it is to supply an elite squad of very cruel nuns to Britain. The purpose of this gift is to train British cyclists to obey the rules of the road before the rest of the world comes to visit our Olympics in 2012. The...
The "Million Nun March," a protest march on Washington D.C., failed to meet expectations this week in the nation's capital. Of the thousands of Catholic diocese, parishes, and convents, a grand total of three nuns showed up. The protest, modelled...
It's coming home! That's official, confirmed today by FA spokesman Swine Goring-Derrickson. The England team bus will be coming home whatever the outcome of the 2010 World Cup finals in South Africa. "Oh yes, you can count on it," Goring-Derric...
English football hooligans, not usually renowned for their intellectual capacity, are astounding critics with their cunning by heading for the World Cup finals in South Africa disguised as nuns. Our Africa correspondent, Singatme Ndumbastad caught...
The nuns of a convent in Hemel Hempstead have taken the law into their own hands to catch a dangerous bike rider that they claim is possessed by the Devil. They used a Mini-Gatso radar gun to record the speed of the maniac cyclist and then reported...
Middle East - The Road to Doncastrus, (twinned with Wakefield for obvious reasons) Strange breaking news from the road to Doncastrus today as three singing divas disguised as nuns in order to confuse curious camels, were hitch-hiking to a special...
Vatican spokesmen were silent today after a show of solidarity by 3 English Priests who finally came out of the closet and paraded about Westminster clothed in habits. The mincing, hip swaying circus clogged traffic at the intersection of Old Que...
Three somewhat unrestrained Spoof Writers were detained by 'elf & safety police last night after an alcohol infused writers conference went awry leading to the frock clad lads exposing themselves during a pub crawl along Birdcage Walk in Londo...
In a new campaign to get automobiles to share the road, Catholic sisters are marching side by side in city streets to proclaim: "Nuns are traffic, too!" The movement, dubbed "Critical Mass, Novus Ordo," was inspired by a similar movement initiate...
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