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Funny story: Coleen Rooney Denies She's Pregnant, Says It's Just Two Too Many Crumpets

Coleen Rooney Denies She's Pregnant, Says It's Just Two Too Many Crumpets

LONDON - Coleen Rooney, one of Great Britain's more better known WAGs replied to a reporter that no she is not pregnant and that she only looks that way because she does love to eat. Coleen went on to say that truth be told, the real reason is a s...

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Funny story: Abbey Clancy Named One of Great Britain's Top WAGs

Abbey Clancy Named One of Great Britain's Top WAGs

LONDON - Abbey Clancy, stunning wife of English footballer Peter Crouch, has just been named one of England's top football WAGs. Clancy joins the likes of Victoria Beckham, Toni Terry, Cheryl Cole, and Coleen Rooney. Great Britain's WAG Federation...

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Funny story: Chelsea Sign New Russian Star; Wags Very Excited

Chelsea Sign New Russian Star; Wags Very Excited

Today at the Stamford Bridge brothel Chelsea FC unveiled their new Russian signing. Houdyanika Bolakov, formerly of Torpedo Chernobyl, has signed for an undisclosed fee-although rumours suggest it was in the region of two balloons and a gold fish.

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Funny story: Toni Terry WAGs It Up In Dubai

Toni Terry WAGs It Up In Dubai

Friends of Toni Terry, the wife of sex scandal plagued Chelsea and England captain John, who has allegedly been putting it about a bit, say that Mrs Terry appears relaxed and happy in Dubai as she contemplates where her marriage goes from here. I...

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Funny story: Scans on "Brain Dead" WAGs Show "Modest Signs of Life" According to Clinic!

Scans on "Brain Dead" WAGs Show "Modest Signs of Life" According to Clinic!

A clinic in Cambridge, England has claimed that signs of life and cognitive recognition does exist in people who have been declared 'Brain Dead' for years, even though they functioned in Society. A recent published study has gained acceptance afte...

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Funny story: Premiership totty crisis: Victoria Beckham calls WAGs/shags/groupies summit

Premiership totty crisis: Victoria Beckham calls WAGs/shags/groupies summit

London - (Offside Rule): The emergency meeting comes amid premiership totty relegation fears following the alleged John Terry/Vanessa Perroncel shagging fiasco. Undisputed Premier League 'godmother' La Beckham has called for an immediate 4-4-2 dia...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Declines Task Of Being WAG Spokesperson As Soccer Sex Scandal Rumbles On

Cheryl Cole Declines Task Of Being WAG Spokesperson As Soccer Sex Scandal Rumbles On

I have fabricated reports that former Girls Aloud singer, Black Eyed Peas supporting act, and soccer wife, Cheryl Cole has declined approaches from fellow WAGS to represent them at times of controversy and sex scandal exposees. As the alleged John...

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Funny story: Palin to lead English Football WAGs

Palin to lead English Football WAGs

At a hastily arranged press-conference, the English Football Association (FA) announced that Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin would be leading the much maligned Wives And Girlfriends (WAGs) of the England national football team. Palin fresh from her disa...

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Funny story: Credit crunch is hitting footballers' wives

Credit crunch is hitting footballers' wives

It would appear the credit crunch is now hitting home to footballers' wives. Although many premiership footballers and their wives think a credit crunch is a breakfast bar from Nabisco, many are having extreme difficulty in making ends meet on the...

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Funny story: Pressure Group Wags A Finger At New Football Magazine

Pressure Group Wags A Finger At New Football Magazine

Hugh Hefner, Playboy supremo, is said to be in talks with the Football Association to finalise a new title in his soft porn empire.

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