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Funny story: No Vuvuzelas Responsible for Buzzing at Marlins' Baseball Game

No Vuvuzelas Responsible for Buzzing at Marlins' Baseball Game

Miami, FL - Viewers tuning in Saturday to see the baseball game between the Florida Marlins and the Washington Nationals may have thought they were hearing the familiar sound of vuvuzelas as a distinct buzzing sound seemed to permeate the air. On...

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Funny story: Zsa Zsa Gabor Taken To Hospital After Accident With Vuvuzela

Zsa Zsa Gabor Taken To Hospital After Accident With Vuvuzela

Zsa Zsa Gabor is in hospital after falling out of bed onto a vuvuzela. Her publicist John Blanchette said the 93-year-old actress, who is an avid soccer fan, had been watching a re-run of the Germany v. England World Cup game on television in her...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Says That Several Weeks After Attending The World Cup Soccer Games He Can Still Hear Those Darn Vuvuzelas

Justin Bieber Says That Several Weeks After Attending The World Cup Soccer Games He Can Still Hear Those Darn Vuvuzelas

GULFPORT, Mississippi - Justin Bieber had just finished performing before a standing room only crowd and Gulfport's Cotton Plantation Coliseum when he was asked about his trip to South Africa to attend the World Cup Soccer Finals. Bieber said that...

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Funny story: Vuvuzela Man To Join London Philharmonic Orchestra

Vuvuzela Man To Join London Philharmonic Orchestra

A South African football fan who had a vuvuzela inserted up his bum after the recent World Cup match between the host nation and Uruguay, has been invited to join the brass section of the London Philharmonic Orchestra. Johnny Umbuku, 39, from Joha...

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Funny story: World Cup Final - Goodbye Vuvuzelas, Farewell Africa

World Cup Final - Goodbye Vuvuzelas, Farewell Africa

Tonight sees the final confrontation in a largely uneventful World Cup 2010 in South Africa, as Spain and Holland duke it out for the right to hoist the fair trade trophy in Johannesburg, and the right to be 'World Champions' for the next four years.

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Funny story: Venezuela To Sue South Africa Over Vuvuzela Mix-up

Venezuela To Sue South Africa Over Vuvuzela Mix-up

The government of Venezuela is to take legal action against the South African government over the confusion that has arisen between the Caribbean paradise and the vuvuzelas that have been relentlessly blown at the 2010 FIFA World Cup. Venezuela is...

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Funny story: Ode to the Vuvuzela

Ode to the Vuvuzela

O WILD WIND, thou breath of Vuvuzelas' being, Thou in whose presence the players Are driven, like sailors to a siren's call, Their flags with stripes and fields of green and white, Black and blue, bloody and hectic red, and tarnished yellow, And insignia of pestilence-stricken multitudes! Oh, thou Who chariotest to their fruitful harvest The teams that laid low throu...

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Funny story: Two South African Lesbians Granted Asylum In England But They Must Leave Their Vuvuzelas In South Africa

Two South African Lesbians Granted Asylum In England But They Must Leave Their Vuvuzelas In South Africa

LONDON - Jontussa Buffatunga and Malikeesha Quancha, two lifelong residents of Cape Town, South Africa have applied for and been granted asylum by the English government. Buffatunga said that the couple had applied and been turned down by 17 count...

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Funny story: Woman has Vuvuzela removed from her vagina

Woman has Vuvuzela removed from her vagina

A 24 year old woman from East London was taken to hospital on Friday evening to have a vuvuzela removed from her vagina. The vuvuzela became stuck in her vagina after she had watched the World Cup quarter final between Ghana and Uruguay but the wo...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Vagina Writer Vows To Write 'Mother Of All Vagina Stories'

Miley Cyrus Vagina Writer Vows To Write 'Mother Of All Vagina Stories'

A writer on satirical news website TheSpoof.com who has been labelled the leader of the New Vaginaists, a group of retards who have created an endless stream of stories featuring the word 'vagina', has reacted to claims that he is unoriginal, and has...

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Funny story: Russell Brand Buys Katy Perry A Solid Gold Diamond Encrusted Vuvuzela

Russell Brand Buys Katy Perry A Solid Gold Diamond Encrusted Vuvuzela

Brit comedian Russell Brand, who shot to infamy after laughing about porking the granddaughter of Manuel out of Fawlty Towers on a radio show with Jonathon Ross* today proved to fiancee Katy Perry that he really has turned over a new leaf. * He la...

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Funny story: The Name Vuvuzela Has Just Become The Most Popular New Born Baby Name In The Entire World

The Name Vuvuzela Has Just Become The Most Popular New Born Baby Name In The Entire World

LIVERPOOL - The Society For The Gathering and Listing of New Born Baby Names has just announced in its July publication titled Sticks & Stones - The Naming of Babies that the South African name Vuvuzela has just surpassed every other name as the...

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Funny story: Andy Murray To Shove Vuvuzela Up Rafa Nadal's Arse

Andy Murray To Shove Vuvuzela Up Rafa Nadal's Arse

Britain's number 1 tennis player, Andy Murray, came through his quarter final match against France's Jo-Wilfried Tsonga yesterday to set up an exciting semi final clash with world number 1 Rafa Nadal, and told journalists he has "a cunning plan" with...

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Funny story: Sexy Spy Anna Chapman Implicated In Vuvuzela Conspiracy

Sexy Spy Anna Chapman Implicated In Vuvuzela Conspiracy

Sexy alleged Russian ginger spy, Anna Chapman, arrested last week on espionage charges, was last night presented with a warrant by leading sportscaster ESBN. ESBN are aggrieved that the Russian hotty may be the individual responsible for ruining...

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Funny story: Vuvuzela Vibrators Big Hit at Pink Passion Adult Toy Parties

Vuvuzela Vibrators Big Hit at Pink Passion Adult Toy Parties

Orlando, FL - Move over "Big Dong" and "Oui Oui Magnifique" there's a new vibrator in town and women all over the country are buying them up quicker than you can say "comes with batteries." The Vuvuzela Vibrator is creating quite a buzz with women...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber and His Date Kim Kardashian Watch Germany Defeat England 4-1 At The World Cup Matches

Justin Bieber and His Date Kim Kardashian Watch Germany Defeat England 4-1 At The World Cup Matches

MANGAUNG-BLOEMFONTEIN, South Africa - One of music's most popular young singers flew to South Africa with his date Kim Kardashian to watch the much anticipated soccer match between Germany and England at Mangaung-Bloemfontein's beautiful Vuvuzela Nat...

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Funny story: The Word Vuvuzela Has Just Surpassed The Word Vagina As The Most Used Word In The English Speaking World

The Word Vuvuzela Has Just Surpassed The Word Vagina As The Most Used Word In The English Speaking World

INDIANAPOLIS - Language expert Dr. Wilfred F. Chicory has just informed the linguistic media that recent surveys on the spoken and written word have shown that the South African word vuvuzela has just surpassed the extremely popular word vagina in us...

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