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Funny story: Utah Bans Halter Tops

Utah Bans Halter Tops

SALT LAKE CITY - The state of Utah has announced that it has just passed a law which will prohibit the wearing of halter tops by females. Senator Buxton Quickymill [R-Provo] stated that the bill had been hotly debated with many senators believing...

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Funny story: The Georgia State Senate Votes To Change The Name Heimlich Maneuver To The Henry Maneuver

The Georgia State Senate Votes To Change The Name Heimlich Maneuver To The Henry Maneuver

ATLANTA - In a move that many citizens of the Peach State had been wanting for a long time, the Georgia State Senate has just passed a bill by a vote of 47-9 that will change the name of the lifesaving Heimlich Maneuver. According to Senator Bucki...

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Funny story: Missouri Bans Facial Tattoos

Missouri Bans Facial Tattoos

JEFFERSON CITY, Missouri - The state known as The Show Me State has just voted to ban the practice of facial tattoos. State Senator Dominic Crackerwine [R-Joplin] stated that the state senate vote was 23-11 in favor of doing away with the facial i...

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Funny story: Atheism Outlawed In Arkansas

Atheism Outlawed In Arkansas

LITTLE ROCK - In a historic move, the Arkansas state legislature has voted 34-1 to outlaw atheism within the state. Senator Stubblefield P. Bootneck, 49, of Monticello stated to Political Salad Bar Magazine that the issue was voted on to show the...

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Funny story: Haiti Is Changing Its Name

Haiti Is Changing Its Name

PORT-AU-PRINCE, Haiti - Word out of the tiny Caribbean country of Haiti is that the Haitian senate has just overwhelmingly voted to change the name of their country. Haitian senator Justin Chardonnay told the news media that the senate had been de...

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Funny story: President Obama Courts the Black Vote

President Obama Courts the Black Vote

Washington DC: The National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP) has charged that President Obama and the Democratic Party are ignoring issues that affect African Americans. There are many black conservatives and clergymen wh...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney's Uncle Has Said He Is Not Voting For Him

Mitt Romney's Uncle Has Said He Is Not Voting For Him

PULASKI, Tennessee - When Mitt Romney made his thoughtlessly self-centered 47 percent comment he had no idea that it would backfire and cause some embarrassment to a member of his own family. GOPicky Magazine is reporting that Mitt Romney's uncle...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Voting For Romney: President Obama Says Thank You!

Lindsay Lohan Voting For Romney: President Obama Says Thank You!

VENICE BEACH, California - One of Tinsel Town's most troubled females, Lindsay Lohan, has just announced that she will be voting for Mitt Romney for president. Lohan told GOPicky Magazine's Tabitha Tula Wishywater that after thinking things over i...

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Funny story: Michigan To Begin Issuing Fines To Undecided Voters

Michigan To Begin Issuing Fines To Undecided Voters

LANSING, Michigan - Governor Rick Snyder speaking from his Governor's Mansion, Ethanol Estates, has just issued a governor's directive. The governor has said that he is sick and tired of hearing about all of these so called undecided voters. He...

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Funny story: Pennsylvania Voter ID Referendum Fails for Lack of Voters with Proper ID

Pennsylvania Voter ID Referendum Fails for Lack of Voters with Proper ID

In the wake of national controversy surrounding Pennsylvania's stringent voter-identification requirements, Pennsylvania governor Tom Corbett called for a public referendum on the voter ID law, the constitutionality of which is currently under review...

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Funny story: Give 'em The Vote

Give 'em The Vote

David "I've got a selection of shit ideas" Cameron has stated sixteen year olds may be given the vote. He said: "Greater consideration must be given to the young people of this country. They must be represented in their Parliament as we make decisions that fuck their lives up, as much as older people. Giving the vote to sixteen year olds is something we should spend hours, weeks or maybe even m...

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Funny story: New Texas Voter ID Law Bars Students OKs Labrador Retrievers to Vote

New Texas Voter ID Law Bars Students OKs Labrador Retrievers to Vote

The Texas State Legislature today took a bold and rather stunning step to deflect unwanted attention from its earlier passage of a voter ID law that permitted concealed firearms permits to pass for valid voting Id while barring student Ids for the sa...

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Funny story: 2012 Elections Canceled; Voting To Be Replaced By 'Indirect Democracy'

2012 Elections Canceled; Voting To Be Replaced By 'Indirect Democracy'

Washington DC - Federal officials today canceled the 2012 elections, declaring that American voters are not qualified to select the nation's political leaders. "Everyone blames the gridlock in Washington on the politicians," said Norman Lagode...

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Funny story: Board votes 9-0 not to add f**king Chinese to Academy's foreign language offerings

Board votes 9-0 not to add f**king Chinese to Academy's foreign language offerings

HARFOLD, Vermont--By a unanimous vote of 9-0, Harfold Academy's school board decided not to add Chinese to the Academy's offerings of French and Spanish, issuing a statement that, "The fucking Chinese killed this town." Virtually all topics discus...

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Funny story: Study reveals 93% of Europeans "don't care" about the Electoral College

Study reveals 93% of Europeans "don't care" about the Electoral College

BONN, Germany, 15 August - The Amsterdam-based Institute for Electoral Awareness, a global elections clearinghouse, released the shocking results of a new study today, indicating that Europeans care far less about how the Electoral College works...

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Funny story: "Are you a twat?" to be decided by referendum.

"Are you a twat?" to be decided by referendum.

Proponents of electoral reform were delighted today at the news that after wasting time with stuff no-one cared about like PR or AV or whatever, one of the real issues actually gripping the nation was to be decided by a plebiscite of the whole elect...

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Funny story: UK Interest Rate Higher Than AV Vote

UK Interest Rate Higher Than AV Vote

The Bank of England's Monetary Policy Committee has once again resisted pressure to increase interest rates and so the record low of 0.5%. With all sectors experiencing a slowdown in growth, the MPC decided that it would be counter productive to f...

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