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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Visits a Louisiana Voodoo Woman

Kobe Bryant Visits a Louisiana Voodoo Woman

LAKE CHARLES, Louisiana - An unnamed member of the Los Angeles Lakers organization said that Kobe Bryant is so tired of losing that he is seriously thinking about issuing fines to his fellow teammates if he feels that they did not give it 110 percent...

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Funny story: Donald Trump blames Hurricane Sandy on Black Magic

Donald Trump blames Hurricane Sandy on Black Magic

Donald Trump held a news conference this morning and targeted President Barack Obama and "Black Magic" as the reason for Hurricane Sandy. "Trump: "I have been trying to tell the people of America there is something very dark going on in the White...

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Funny story: Katie Holmes Looking For A Boy-Toy

Katie Holmes Looking For A Boy-Toy

NEW YORK CITY - Newly divorced Katie Holmes recently sat down at Le Loins of Joan of Arc French Restaurant in Manhattan and talked with Tahiti Zeppelin of Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres. The 33-year-old ex-wife of Tom Cruise made it very clear that she...

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Funny story: Commander Bond with some tips on enjoying the upcoming St. John Voodo Holiday - 24 June

Commander Bond with some tips on enjoying the upcoming St. John Voodo Holiday - 24 June

Well here we are. Many of you are unawares of the meaning behind the St. John's Voodoo holiday coming up Sunday, June 24. It's a harmless holiday really, a lot of chasing and shagging while waving potables not fit for either end, actually.

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Funny story: John Fogerty of Creedence Clearwater Revival To Host The New Reality Show "The Cajun Crawfish Catching Wars"

John Fogerty of Creedence Clearwater Revival To Host The New Reality Show "The Cajun Crawfish Catching Wars"

BAYOU CANE, Louisiana - The Epitome Network has just announced their latest reality show which will star John Fogerty as the host. EN spokesperson Parnelli Mullinfickle stated that the show called The Cajun Crawfish Catching Wars will be shot sout...

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Funny story: Friday the 13th paranoia hits the Vatican

Friday the 13th paranoia hits the Vatican

Rome - The Pope's private quarters had the full Bell, Book & Candle treatment today after minders found a red-haired voodoo doll stuffed inside a hidden crevice along with a handwritten billet-doux signed 'Love, Fidel'. Vatican exorcists fear...

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Funny story: Soccer star Fabrice Muamba's miracle recovery is due to his belief in Voodoo!

Soccer star Fabrice Muamba's miracle recovery is due to his belief in Voodoo!

After suffering a horrendous heart-attack during the footy match between Tottenham and Bolton last weekend the soccer-star, Fabrice Muamba, is now gladly recovering. It seems he was clinically dead for 78 minutes and it is a miracle that he is now r...

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Funny story: Dallas Mavericks' Lamar Odom Says His Wife Khloe Kardashian Has Become A Jinx

Dallas Mavericks' Lamar Odom Says His Wife Khloe Kardashian Has Become A Jinx

DALLAS - The sports world knows that ever since Lamar Odom was traded by the Los Angeles Lakers to the Dallas Mavericks that his on court performance has not exactly been stellar. Sports Balls Illustrated Weekly has stated that the 6-foot-10-inch...

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Funny story: Steve Nash Wants League to Confiscate Mark Price's Voodoo Doll

Steve Nash Wants League to Confiscate Mark Price's Voodoo Doll

In a battle to be the NBA's all time prolific free throw shooter the Phoenix Suns, Steve Nash is calling foul against the current career free throw percentage leader, the now retired Mark Price. Nash, who had the title going into this season, claims...

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Funny story: Brandi Glanville Hires a Louisiana Voodoo Woman To Put A Hex On Ex-Husband Eddie Cibrian's Marriage To LeAnn Rimes

Brandi Glanville Hires a Louisiana Voodoo Woman To Put A Hex On Ex-Husband Eddie Cibrian's Marriage To LeAnn Rimes

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Brandi Glanville is the perfect example of the old Chinese saying 'that hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.' The 39-year-old attractive ex-wife of Eddie "Alley Cat" Cibrian, 38, is still devastated at the fact that country si...

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Funny story: Notorious Mitchell-Hedges crystal skull 'communicating evil thoughts' with Damien Hirst diamond skull: reports

Notorious Mitchell-Hedges crystal skull 'communicating evil thoughts' with Damien Hirst diamond skull: reports

London - A telepathic war of words is suspected by museum curators monitoring the infamous life-sized Mitchell-Hedges crystal skull found in Belize circa 1924. The pre-Columbian Mesoamerican artefuct is thought to be 'having a mental war' with Dam...

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Funny story: Pope Benedict XVI in Voodoo Land Denies French Kissing Imam

Pope Benedict XVI in Voodoo Land Denies French Kissing Imam

Today Nov. 18, 2011 Pope Benedict XVI arrived in Benin, Africa the home of Voodoo. Originally Benin was named the Kingdom of Dahomey. Then it was renamed the Slave Coast. This week Pope Benedict XVI sued Benetton for using a picture of him kissing an...

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Funny story: Local Man To Convert To Voodoo/Santeria

Local Man To Convert To Voodoo/Santeria

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, 'star' of some extremely dull YouTube videos, and contributor of the less good bits of The Dorking Review coffee table book, last night announced that he is to renounce his Roman Catholicism, and become a fully fledged...

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Funny story: Has the Queen taken up Voodoo?

Has the Queen taken up Voodoo?

Royal correspondents were today left bemused by reports of bongo drums being played in the gardens of Buckingham Palace in the early hours of yesterday morning. This report comes less than a week after chicken carcasses were reportedly found than...

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Funny story: Boogie Woogie Nights! White House Sizzles, Economy Fizzles; Bam Dances the Night Away!

Boogie Woogie Nights! White House Sizzles, Economy Fizzles; Bam Dances the Night Away!

On the day the US economy sunk to it's lowest levels with a 512 point sell off on the Dow, a race riot in Milwaukee, and 4 teens shooting up a bus in Philadelphia with an automatic weapon in broad daylight, the Rose Garden came alive as the President...

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Funny story: Nigerian footballer's jockstrap in black magic scam

Nigerian footballer's jockstrap in black magic scam

The result of an All African Games qualifier between Nigeria and Ghana has been hotly disputed after 'mysterious objects' were found in the dressing room, according to reports in the Niger Delta Standard. Nigeria, who had chalked up a 3-1 first l...

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Funny story: Shia LaBeouf Star of 'The Transformers: Dark Side of The Moon' Says The Movie Set Was Jinxed

Shia LaBeouf Star of 'The Transformers: Dark Side of The Moon' Says The Movie Set Was Jinxed

LOS ANGELES - Shia LaBeouf one of the stars of the movie The Transformers: Dark Side of The Moon recently provided some behind-the-scenes information. The 25-year-old star who portrays Sam Witwicky spoke with Tequila Tallyho of Left Coast Mirror M...

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