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Funny story: Medvedev Orders White Russian in defiance of US Landslide for Kahlua and Vodka

Medvedev Orders White Russian in defiance of US Landslide for Kahlua and Vodka

Putin's bootblack President(ha!) Dmitri Medvedev responded to America's new love for black by defiantly ordering up a round of white russians. This certainly will throw a wrinkle into the proposed cocktail party planned for Black Obama and his now de...

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Funny story: Russian vodka pipeline on the rocks

Russian vodka pipeline on the rocks

Bloodyvostock - (Ass Mess): Cops have smashed a 1552 mile long underground vodka pipeline between the Kremiln and the Abramovich Arms pub in Chelsea. Dozens of moonshiners are under arrest and the smuggling scam has seen 90% of subterranean EU 'te...

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Funny story: Svedka_Grl Offers to Suckle US Presidential Candidates with 40 inch Breast Full of Vodka!

Svedka_Grl Offers to Suckle US Presidential Candidates with 40 inch Breast Full of Vodka!

In a truly original ad campaign, Svedka Vodka has rocked Madison Ave with its full page ad in the NY Times.

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Funny story: 'Virgin' Mary was drunk

'Virgin' Mary was drunk

The Virgin Mary (second name unknown), has said that she cannot remember much about the night of her 'immaculate conception', because she was pissed out of her mind on cheap vodka.

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Funny story: Absolut Vodka Ad showing map of Southwest and Pacific Coast owned by Mexico offends Americans - Ad agency says, "But it's based on actual U.S. census data."

Absolut Vodka Ad showing map of Southwest and Pacific Coast owned by Mexico offends Americans - Ad agency says, "But it's based on actual U.S. census data."

Los Angeles, California - An ad for Absolut Vodka meant to run only in Mexico, showing much of the American southwest and Pacific Coast owned by Mexico, has managed to get into U.S. newspapers, offending Americans concerned about the illegal immigrat...

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Funny story: Boris Yeltsin Left 'Lying In A State'

Boris Yeltsin Left 'Lying In A State'

There was controversy in Moscow this morning over the treatment of the body of ex-Russian President Boris Yeltsin who died yesterday, aged 76.

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Funny story: Death of Boris Yeltsin Triggers Russian Economic Collapse

Death of Boris Yeltsin Triggers Russian Economic Collapse

The Russian Federation is in turmoil today after it was announced from the Kremlin that former president Boris Yeltsin has died at the age of 76.

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Funny story: The Devil writes Pravda

The Devil writes Pravda

Moscow- The beautiful Stalinist architecture of the Russian capital, long admired by British council architects, has seen many a scandal come and go but the latest one seems set to rumble for a while to come.

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Funny story: Abramovich bankrolls £20 million detox rehab for Russian national football team

Abramovich bankrolls £20 million detox rehab for Russian national football team

Moscow - (Ass Messki): Russian oligarch Roman Abramovich has pledged £20 million to finance a new facility for detoxification of his country's national football team in a deal sponsored by the Bloodyvostock Vodka Company.

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Funny story: Revealed: Best Was Allowed One Last Death-Bed Bender

Revealed: Best Was Allowed One Last Death-Bed Bender

Amid the universal outpouring of grief over football legend George Best's death last week, it was revealed today that his doctor, Professor Roger Williams, authorised the hooking up of 10 bottles of vodka, 13 large ciders, and a bottle of vintage...

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Funny story: Wands to Brothers

Wands to Brothers

This morning J.K Rowling herself made a startling announcement. Around 2pm in the morning, she could be seen wandering Privet Drive holding a bottle of Vodka proclaiming that her long lost brother had turned up. Her brother, U.G.L.Y Rowling, has been missing for ten years. It is claimed that he has been stuck in the past for the ten years since he and Ms. Rowling saw each other last. He accidental...

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