Old Xi Jinping is at it again. Like Putin, Xi hates when he’s NOT the center of attention. Putin took off his shirt and rode a horse, but Xi won’t take his shirt off for anyone and no horse can hold his weight. (Fat joke! So low! Like the horse’s bac…
All of Putin's critics have fallen or jumped out of windows in the last few years. Specialists don't know if they were physically encouraged to jump by Putin's followers - or did it on their own. Psychiatrists theorize it is a new mental cond…
Putin gave Steven Seagal an award for being a nice guy. Putin needs more ex-celebrities from America to show America “see … I’ve got one of yours! I’m going Hollywood!” What Putin doesn’t understand is that no one cares about Seagal anymore becaus…
Vlad Putin has a black belt in judo (the martial art that involves lots of hugging – not gay, we swear), but his awesome fighting technique hasn’t been able to kill all his enemies. So he’s taken to dance! Putin has enrolled in tap dancing with a…
Putin lashes out at Russian oligarchs and their “elite real estate and their yachts. A definite case of the Put calling the kettle black. Of course Putin would never be caught dead, having a big mansion and a yacht, would he? What would Lenin have s…
PYONGYANG, North Korea - Boom Boom News (North Korea) reports that Kim Jong-un recently sent a text to Putin asking him how the war with the Ukraine was going, the high rising cost of vodka, and if he is still dilly dallying with the Stromovich twins…
Well, things are getting a little dicey for Vladimir Putin in Russia. His invasion of Ukraine has proven to be (after what was supposed to be a 4-day war) a colossal failure. The light at the end of the tunnel no longer even figures for Russia, certa…
These are real headlines from the news, the comments; unreal imaginings inspired by them- Love Bites Vampire Ball, Saturday, Feb. 11, Cloverdale Funeral Home, Boise, Idaho BYOV-Bring Your Own Victim……. Russia Tells French President Macron:…
Elon Musk blocked his satellites in the Linked Stars so that Ukraine wouldn’t get access to destroy Russia. Rishi Sunak’s wife has ties to a company that has ties to Russia. Donald Trump has lots of friends in Russia, we all know that. Doe…
Putin is desperate for new weapons. The ones he has been using against Ukraine are fine, but they’re just not killing enough. And he can’t use nukes without ending all life on the planet, so he needs something that can … “ … kill but not devastate…
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - The Kremlin Voice has stated that Russian Dictator Putin showed one of their top writers a collection of love letters that were written by Donaldo Trump to Vladimir Nikita Putin. The letters were written in Trump's fucked…
BILLINGSGATE POST: In an unprecedented raid this morning, 36 armed-to-the-teeth FBI agents with Special Warfare Night Vision Goggles, snuck up on the sleeping hairpiece of Donald Trump. Backed up by a dozen or so armored vehicles, two spanking new M…
The evil Czar Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin was executed by some of his top aides who organized an assassination using a fake Donald Trump impersonator to shoot him when he came up for a hug. Putin, letting down his guard because he thought there was…
Vladimir Putin Is a shoo-in For this century’s Coming ruin He is Russia’s mafia don Let him kill and he thinks he’s won World War Three is at the door Everybody hit the floor Invade one nation Then one more Vladimir Putin starts a war…
[Chorus] Vladimir Putin looks like a duck Got beady eyes, stinks like fuck Waddles when he walks, quacks when he talks Sounds like Daffy, brain made of taffy Fuck Putin – fuck Putin – fuck Putin – fuck that duck! Vladimir Putin is a psycho sh…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Kitty Segovia, with The iNews News Agency has just broken the story that Russian dictator Vladimir Nikita Putin, is feeling so much fucking heat from the people of Russia that he has decided to leave Ukraine and ret…
Unbelievable! Vladimir Putin fell out of a window. He, of all people. But all is okay. Putin was wearing his brown velcro suit and could adhere to the side of the building and crawl back up the outer wall, through the same window, and into the room,…
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