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Funny story: 30,000 year old virus revived - amoebas queuing up for flu jabs

30,000 year old virus revived - amoebas queuing up for flu jabs

Amoebas everywhere are suffering from headaches, aching pseudopodia and high temperatures due to the reckless revival of a virus which only attacks them. An amoebic physician, Dr. Daphnia Clostridium said this morning "We are all so pissed. We hav...

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Funny story: French bring 30,000-year-old giant virus back to life, gives world another reason to hate the French

French bring 30,000-year-old giant virus back to life, gives world another reason to hate the French

AIX-MARSEILLE, France - Researchers at the University of Aix-Marseille have revived a virus that had lain dormant in Siberian permafrost for the past 30,000 years. Asked why they had thawed out and revived such a potentially dangerous virus, resea...

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Funny story: New Mutation of Mad Cow Disease Discovered Dubbed Passive Aggressive Cow Disease

New Mutation of Mad Cow Disease Discovered Dubbed Passive Aggressive Cow Disease

Researchers in Wyoming recently uncovered a new strain of the virus that leads to the well known "Mad Cow Disease". "This new strain of the virus is not nearly as aggressive," stated Dr. Armand Hammer, director of agricultural research at USEDSTEW...

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Funny story: Man Contracts Virus From His Computer

Man Contracts Virus From His Computer

Manny Horkle's wife Bunny said she first noticed a problem when Manny suddenly stopped functioning while the couple was taking an evening walk. "We were walking along and, all of a sudden, he just froze and his left eye began twitching rapidly,"...

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Funny story: SARS Virus Discovered In New SARS-Flavored Cheerios

SARS Virus Discovered In New SARS-Flavored Cheerios

ATLANTA, GA - Steny Tripinski, senior spokesperson for the Centers for Disease Control, has issue a new SARS alert, confirming that scientists have discovered evidence of a new SARS Virus in multiple boxes of latest breakfast cereal, 'SARS-Flavored C...

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Funny story: Humanity Doomed Due to Slippy Fisted Scientist

Humanity Doomed Due to Slippy Fisted Scientist

Humanity's fate was sealed earlier today when a vial containing the genetically engineered super virus known as "EbolaThrax" was dropped at a secure lab facility deep within the Pentagon. Multiple contributing factors are apparently to blame for the...

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Funny story: CIA concrete virus turns Windsor Castle into a Bouncy Castle

CIA concrete virus turns Windsor Castle into a Bouncy Castle

A genetically engineered virus created in the Langley Labs in the USA was accidentally unleashed in Windsor during a scientist's visit to the Queen's residence there. The Virus, codenamed Flubber turns concrete and stone into a gelatinous material...

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Funny story: Doctor and Gambol accused of releasing a Summer Cold Virus

Doctor and Gambol accused of releasing a Summer Cold Virus

Doctor and Gambol, the world's largest manufacturer of cold relief medicine, has been accused of genetically engineering a virus that can induce cold symptoms in people during the summer months. "It's not true," said Paul Proctor, head of marketin...

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Funny story: Defacelika virus escaped NSA lab

Defacelika virus escaped NSA lab

LANGLEY VA - Defacelika virus was produced in an NSA laboratory to eek out intelligence by digesting the minds of "Joe Blow", Facebook customer, according to our source, an NSA agent with big lips, Dr. Brunnos Echeeks, from Eastern Europe. When Dr...

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Funny story: Virus Threatens Whit Friday Band Contests

Virus Threatens Whit Friday Band Contests

Fears were growing tonight that a mystery virus which has struck down two people in the Saddleworth area could cause the cancellation of this years Whit Friday Brass Band Contest due to be held on the 1st June. The world famous contest which is tradi...

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Funny story: Study Finds That Germs Are A Haven For Other Germs

Study Finds That Germs Are A Haven For Other Germs

(Health Anxiety Quarterly) - The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention recently announced a chilling new finding, revealing that germs themselves are some of the dirtiest organisms on our planet. Lead [pronounced leed] researcher, Dr. Hai Po-...

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Funny story: Epicentre of latest Winter Vomiting Virus outbreak identified as remote Northumberland village

Epicentre of latest Winter Vomiting Virus outbreak identified as remote Northumberland village

As the end of the year approaches, the incidence of Winter Vomiting Virus inevitably increases. This year, scientists have traced the recent outbreak of the Norovirus back to the tiny village of Barhum in Northumberland, and have given it the code S...

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Funny story: Stuxnet virus crosses the species barrier

Stuxnet virus crosses the species barrier

The Stuxnet virus that crippled the Iranian power grid by taking down three hydroelectric dams, two nuclear power plants and a small generator outside Adeli Deli in Tehran, has crossed the species barrier by infecting a human operator. "We're terr...

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Funny story: UK Government Employs Morons Shock

UK Government Employs Morons Shock

Following the news that Foreign Office computers have recently suffered an infection of the Zeus Trojan, it has emerged that the UK Government is currently employing people stupid enough to click on links found in unsolicited emails. "Some of the...

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Funny story: WikiLeaks Reports on PSL Virus Development

WikiLeaks Reports on PSL Virus Development

The Top Secret Pint Sized Leader (PSL) Project has been overshadowed by the Stuxnet computer worm performing a successful cyber attack on Iran's nuclear development capabilities. The PSL Project was initiated in 2005, at a hidden multinational lab...

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Funny story: Facebook Cartoon Profile Picture Virus

Facebook Cartoon Profile Picture Virus

An alarming computer virus which changes users facebook profiles to cartoon characters is the latest in a series of security embarrassments for facebook. The Looney Toon 1.2 virus is believed to have originated from hackers in Venezuala and has no...

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Funny story: The Spoof Fans Rate ThinkPoint Virus 4.7 out of 5 Stars

The Spoof Fans Rate ThinkPoint Virus 4.7 out of 5 Stars

TheSpoof fans turned their attention briefly away from Lady Gaga and Adam Lambert to become immersed in the most hilarious new computer virus ever. "ThinkPoint is an absolutely five-star hilarious computer virus!", said one user still rolling on t...

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