(Under the Dome) -- Speaker of the House of Reprehensitives, Nancy Pelosi (D-San Francisco) speaking in response to the tragic shooting in Virginia amid early reports that an Asian MAN was responsible, proposed the banning of men from campus. "...
(Blacksburg, Va) -- Vice President Richard B A Dick Cheney has advised President Jump Suit Cod Piece Bush to retaliate against Iran with a full nuclear (pron: Nook -you-loor) attack in response to early accounts that one of the shooters in the tragic...
(Blacksburg, VA) -- President For A Few More Quarters Bush has thought long and hard about the recent dust ups at Rutgers and Duke universities and this week's tragic shooting at Virginia Tech and concluded that schools breed problems. The Yale...
(Blacksburg, VA) -- The pro gun lobby drew first blood as they issued a press release before noon local time. as reported on MSNBC, to the effect that the tragedy, taking one life and injuring 28 at that time "could have been avoided" had t...
Blacksburg - (Rioters): President Bush has blamed too much gratuitious TV violence for today's student massacre at Virginia Tech where a lone gunman killed at least 32 students before committing suicide.
The newest addition to the Vagina Monologues is published on Wednesday 14th February to coincide with St Valentine's Day, and will be read to the world by Celebrity Big Brother loser Jade Goody.
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