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Funny story: Prince Upset To Learn On Wedding Night That Kate Isn't A Virgin

Prince Upset To Learn On Wedding Night That Kate Isn't A Virgin

Prince William was unhappy to learn on his wedding night that his bride, Kate Middleton, was not a virgin. From the lobby pub of a local hotel, he complained vocally to other drinkers about his wedding night blues. He told one one group of men wi...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton: I'm no virgin.

Kate Middleton: I'm no virgin.

Miss Kate Middleton, to be metamorphosed into Princes Catherine in 48 hours, is taking legal action against two London tabloids - 'The Pun' and 'The Daily Wale'. In an exclusive interview with the hard-news daily 'The Whines' Miss Middleton explai...

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Funny story: Royal Virginity Check Of Kate Middleton Fails, Cancelling Wedding

Royal Virginity Check Of Kate Middleton Fails, Cancelling Wedding

For hundreds of years, doctors assigned to the Royal Family have done their duty to see that all prospective brides of the Royals are pure and chaste. This procedure involves interviews, confessions, and a physical examination to verify that the hym...

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Funny story: Dead Suicide Terrorist Upset That 72 Virgins Are All Refurbished

Dead Suicide Terrorist Upset That 72 Virgins Are All Refurbished

Dead Afghan suicide terrorist, Oh No Mohammed, was disappointed to find out that his seventy two virgins reward for dying for Allah were all refurbished with non-human parts. Needless to say, he is really, really pissed. "I cannot believe this!"...

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Funny story: Prince William to marry Kate Middleton, is she a Virgin?

Prince William to marry Kate Middleton, is she a Virgin?

Prince William has announced his plans to marry his long-term girlfriend, Kate Middleton, so what? Well at least the world has some happy news to celebrate and Royal followers will be jumping over the moon. But there is one slight worry about K...

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Funny story: Virgins Boycott Dead Car Bombers: Say Worst Sex Ever

Virgins Boycott Dead Car Bombers: Say Worst Sex Ever

Reports from above indicate that stories of wild sex with 72 virgins, promised by radical Islamic clerics as a reward for those who blow themselves and others up for the cause of Allah, have come to a halt because of a tertiary boycott by virgins who...

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Funny story: One of the '72 Virgins' Has Been Waiting to Get Laid for 54 Years

One of the '72 Virgins' Has Been Waiting to Get Laid for 54 Years

RIYADH PROVINCE, Saudi Arabia--In this arid part of the Desert Kingdom lives Ghaniyah Hisen, whose name means "beautiful," but apparently Arab men haven't read the memo, because the woman has gone without a man her entire 54 years. "Would it kil...

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Funny story: AOL Disk Collecting: What Middle-Aged Virgins Do With Their Free Time

AOL Disk Collecting: What Middle-Aged Virgins Do With Their Free Time

For those who couldn't get a girl to touch their genitals if a key to a Porsche dangled from their nuts, filling up the free time between waking up in their parents' basement and whacking off to fall asleep becomes Job One. And a new hobby may fill t...

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Funny story: 72 Virgins Interviewed; Say They've Been That Way Forever Because Dead Moslem Terrorists "Can't Get It Up"

72 Virgins Interviewed; Say They've Been That Way Forever Because Dead Moslem Terrorists "Can't Get It Up"

The famous 72 virgins promised to dead terrorists for dying in a jihad (holy war) have come forward. The women, ranging in age from 1380 to 1420 years old, say that they have grown tired of their virginity status. "We've been waiting in our Vic...

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Funny story: BP: A Virgin Sacrifice The Only Guaranteed Answer, But Can We Find One?

BP: A Virgin Sacrifice The Only Guaranteed Answer, But Can We Find One?

A spokesman for the BP Oil Company says that the cap they placed on the leaking oil well in the Gulf was only partially successful...well, say ten to thirty percent. Immediately the crowd booed, sandals were thrown and he was then hit by nearly a...

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Funny story: "Extra Virgin" Label On Olive Oil, Women Being Looked Over

"Extra Virgin" Label On Olive Oil, Women Being Looked Over

Hold your crotch until we can get through the "Extra Virgin" label on olive oil first. If you've noticed the terms "extra virgin, virgin, cold-pressed, lemon flavored and pure" on the olive oil at the grocery, what does it all mean? "You have...

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Funny story: Cantankerous Contractions Prevent Loss of Prom Night Virginity

Cantankerous Contractions Prevent Loss of Prom Night Virginity

While teenagers around the U.S. prepare for the end of the regular school year, the onset of an annual Prom night event promises to yield a new set of challenges to those young lovers anxious to get their first 15 second sexual experience out of the...

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Funny story: Fury at British "Virgin Auction" Reality TV Show

Fury at British "Virgin Auction" Reality TV Show

A new TV Reality Craze is set to madden the nation's telly addicts, writes Phil E Buster for The Daily Guttersnipe. First it was Big Brother, the blockbuster phenomenon that captivated TV audiences worldwide. Viewers were alternately thrilled, bor...

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Funny story: Branston done for only employing Virgins

Branston done for only employing Virgins

Sir Richie Branston has been fined by the European courts after investigations found that he was discriminating against potential employees as his unwritten policy was to only employee virgins. This information was leaked after an employee who w...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle a virgin: World shocked

Susan Boyle a virgin: World shocked

PETERHEAD, Scotland, UK - The entertainment world is still aghast in the wake of today's bombshell from singer Susan Boyle. Apparently, Boyle has told reporters that she is a virgin. Boyle, the Scottish singing sensation, called a press conferenc...

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Funny story: Stephen King Pens New Horror Sequel: "Carrie... Pops Her Cherry"

Stephen King Pens New Horror Sequel: "Carrie... Pops Her Cherry"

Carrie White was the title protagonist of the Stephen King novel who appeared to be dead at the end of the movie and book. In the final scene of the movie, however, a hand is seen reaching out of the dirt of the destruction of her home. King anno...

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Funny story: Advocates of Male Crotch Shaving Say "Don't Let Something Hairy Pop Your Cherry"

Advocates of Male Crotch Shaving Say "Don't Let Something Hairy Pop Your Cherry"

Medical research has shown that the hair of a human being is the dirtiest part of the body, carrying the largest number of organisms and diseases. Because of this revelation, more and more men are shaving their pubic areas because they say "it is cl...

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