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Funny story: Virgin Galactic Hijacked By Cylons!

Virgin Galactic Hijacked By Cylons!

The worlds first space vehicle designed to allow passengers to experience space travel and weightlessness was hijacked today by robotic Cylons demanding that they be flown to somewhere called the "12 Colonies". The Virgin Galactic was just prepar...

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Funny story: Lebanese Camera Company To Debut New Products This Fall

Lebanese Camera Company To Debut New Products This Fall

World renown Lebanese camera company LebaCam announced that it will debut its twenty new products this fall in DanceMe Hotel in Hazmieh (region). The company's rep, Elie AlMakdouch, said that "the new cameras that we created have been highly antic...

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Funny story: Company Directors Fire CEO For His Choice Of Footwear

Company Directors Fire CEO For His Choice Of Footwear

Pittsburgh, PA - The company directors of a multinational mining company based in Pittsburgh have fired their CEO for his choice of footwear. The company, PDQ Mining & Resources, issued a press release stating that the company's decision to fire...

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Funny story: Tissue Company Markets Newest, Latest: Erectile Tissue

Tissue Company Markets Newest, Latest: Erectile Tissue

In these super competitive and really tough economic times, entrepreneurs are scrambling to come up with a truly new product or at least a novel twist on an oldie but goodie. Soda companies are stealing their own recipes from themselves. One pop gian...

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Funny story: Virgin money introduce free on-line Wanking.

Virgin money introduce free on-line Wanking.

Sir Richard Branston (pickle) was on top form today when he unveiled Virgin groups newest product in an attempt to break into the seedy, competitive and extremely lucrative world of on line pornography. Sir Richard, was led on stage wearing a dog...

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Funny story: Ryanair to beat Branson with 'Outer Space for a Quid' offer

Ryanair to beat Branson with 'Outer Space for a Quid' offer

London Gatwick - Ryanair today announced that they will beat Richard Branson's 'Virgingalatic' in the race to be the first company to offer passenger trips to outer space. 'We won't be ripping off people with a quarter of a million pound ticket',...

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Funny story: Biofuel flight linked to "Chippy" purchase.

Biofuel flight linked to "Chippy" purchase.

The first flight by a commercial airline to be powered partly by bio-fuel is being linked to the purchase of Scotland's top chip shop.

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Funny story: Branson in Bank of England bid

Branson in Bank of England bid

Sir Richard Branson's Virgin Group has launched an audacious bid to buy the Bank of England.

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Funny story: Branson Showcases Virgin 'Eco Milk' at State-of-the-art Breast Milk Farm

Branson Showcases Virgin 'Eco Milk' at State-of-the-art Breast Milk Farm

Publicity stunts and Richard Branson go hand in hand and so todays tacky unveiling of a 25 foot tall breast milk fountain came as little surprise to any of the assembled stunt weary hacks assembled in the 'Womb Room' at the new 'Breast Mi...

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Funny story: Don't Go North

Don't Go North

Virgin Trains have issued a warning to all travelers, telling them not to head north for Christmas. They said "severe disruption" would hit services over the Christmas season due to engineering work being carried out on main routes between...

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Funny story: Kyla Ebbert joins Virgin Atlantic; Richard Branson hires her as the airlines official fashion consultant to help with its carbon-offset program

Kyla Ebbert joins Virgin Atlantic; Richard Branson hires her as the airlines official fashion consultant to help with its carbon-offset program

London, England - When Virgin Atlantic's Richard Branson, invited Hooters waitress, Kyla Ebbert, to fly his airline free of charge, everyone thought it was just another of his brilliant stuns to monopolize on free media. Well, Branson may have ou...

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Funny story: Branson trumps Murdoch on moral high ground YET AGAIN!

Branson trumps Murdoch on moral high ground YET AGAIN!

While Rupert Murdoch's evil Sky Media Empire was putting up its prices and breaching contracts, Virgin's boss, Richard Branson, touched by the plight of Leicestershire couple Kate and Gerry McCann

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Funny story: John Cleese Denounces the Name "Virgin America" Airlines

John Cleese Denounces the Name "Virgin America" Airlines

London - John Cleese is speaking out against the new branch of Virgin Airlines, calling Virgin American a "sham".

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Funny story: Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, New Stewardess on Virgin American Airlines

Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, New Stewardess on Virgin American Airlines

Ruetours Press - Virgin American Airlines is hiring psuedo celebrities to serve as crew members on their maiden "virgin" flights between New York and Los Angelos.

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Funny story: Was Brian May's PhD astronomy thesis the brains behind Virgin's rocket disaster?

Was Brian May's PhD astronomy thesis the brains behind Virgin's rocket disaster?

London - (Asstronomy Mess): FBI investigators probing last week's fatal Virgin Intergalactic rocket blast have shifted their probe to Queen guitarist Brian May who is reported today to have handed in his astronomy PhD thesis for consideration by...

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Funny story: Curse of the Challenger Space Shuttle blamed for Branson's disastrous Virgin Galactic blast

Curse of the Challenger Space Shuttle blamed for Branson's disastrous Virgin Galactic blast

Mojave Dessert, California - (Ass Mess): The Virgin Galactic disaster on Thursday has been blamed on copycat design flaws that saw the January 1986 destruction of the Space Shuttle Challenger according to aerospace loss adjustors.

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Funny story: Branson's Virgin space program bombs

Branson's Virgin space program bombs

Mojave Desert - (Daftass Mess): Richard Branson's megalomaniac aspirations to enter the space race have bombed with the news today that an explosion ripped apart a test of the rocket's propulsion system, leaving three engineers dead and thre...

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