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Funny story: Vince Cable is an Oompah Loompah!

Vince Cable is an Oompah Loompah!

A contributing writer to "TheSpoof.com" has compared the lyrics from an oompah loompah song to Vince Cables impassioned speech, in an attempt to find parallels where he could twist the two disparate strands into one humorous chord. The first line started as all ompah loompah songs do, 'OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO', so the spoof writer decided he would keep all of these in so as to make it recogn...

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Funny story: Was Cable ConVinceing?

Was Cable ConVinceing?

The firework display expected from Vince Cable at the end of the Liberal Democrat Conference was trailed as being more Red than Yellow. Vince Cable, however, had - perhaps purposefully - only leaked a few words about capitalism which were enough to c...

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Funny story: 7 Near-Truths you didn't know about Vince Cable

7 Near-Truths you didn't know about Vince Cable

With the Liberal Democrat MP starting to throw his weight around in his role in the Coalition Government, we take a look at some of the things you might not have known about Vince Cable. 1. Cable was concieved immaculately, in York, in 1943. 2. Cable worked in the treasury for Kenya from 1966-1968, where he officially became known as 'Papa Cable'. 3. Cable has been the Member of Parliment...

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Funny story: Vince Cable discovers way to recover British Economy

Vince Cable discovers way to recover British Economy

"The Big Issue", a taxation on MacDonalds and a heavy import tax on Burberry clothes looks set to hit many cities in the UK, as leading economist and Lib. Dem. MP Vince Cable looks set to announce some serious tax cuts. With public borrowing hitti...

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Funny story: Vince Cable Unveils Science Spending Cuts Plan

Vince Cable Unveils Science Spending Cuts Plan

The coalition government's Business Secretary Vince Cable has unveiled a miraculous plan for a squeeze on public funding for scientific research, which will completely eradicate the need for ANY cash: don't do scientific research. He urged univers...

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Funny story: Big Brother, Condemned Cameron, tests LibDem trio with a secret task

Big Brother, Condemned Cameron, tests LibDem trio with a secret task

The UK's favourite home for psychological wannabees and weirdos has opened it's doors for the 11th and last time. Yes, Big Brother is back for a summer of fun and frolics. Who will be the first housemate, I wonder, to mention the England v USA gam...

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Funny story: Letters to the editor Scottish version

Letters to the editor Scottish version

Dear Sir Smile though your heart is aching Why is Nick Clegg looking so glum? He sits next to his new best friend, the Prime Minister, at PMQ's but he does not appear to participate. The Prime Minister throws his old Etonian jokes back at the Labour Party and sometimes the jokes are funny. Nick doesn't laugh. Is he playing both sides at the same time? Perhaps he is still hiding his fu...

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Funny story: Sotomayor Hearings Prompt Many To Cancel Their Cable Subscriptions

Sotomayor Hearings Prompt Many To Cancel Their Cable Subscriptions

Washington, DC The hearings to confirm Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor have become so long, overwrought and boring that many cable subsscribers have decided to cancel their subscriptions and throw away their televisions. A Neilson poll showe...

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Funny story: Vince Cable starts his own Bank

Vince Cable starts his own Bank

Liberal Democrat MP for Twickenham, Vince Cable has announced today that he intends to launch his own bank in the next few days. The MP who is widely acknowledged as having been a voice of reason through the emergence of the credit crunch describe...

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Funny story: Financial journalists caused 'the whole craven mess' says Cable

Financial journalists caused 'the whole craven mess' says Cable

Vince Cable has laid the blame for the global financial crisis on journalists. Speaking at a London School of Economics (LSE) debate entitled Why Did Journalists Hide the Economic Tits Up?, Dr Cable said: "There were warning signs and financial jo...

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Funny story: Cable: "I had time machine"

Cable: "I had time machine"

Vince Cable revealed yesterday he pin-points his economic advice using a time machine. Arriving late at a Reform thinktank conference in the City yesterday, the Liberal Democrat chief honcho stated: "Even with my time machine, I couldn't defeat th...

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