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Funny story: David Beckham is a "Twit-ter-er" and proves it by "twittering" the new baby!

David Beckham is a "Twit-ter-er" and proves it by "twittering" the new baby!

New daddy, David Beckham, is over the moon about his new daughter, Harper (?) and because he's a "Twit-ter" decided to twitter photos of the new born baby so the world can also enjoy his happy moments (just like any other dad basically). David use...

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Funny story: Harper Seven? Really?

Harper Seven? Really?

Startling revelations have come to light over David and Victoria Beckham's choice of name for their new baby daughter, Harper Seven. It has been revealed that the Beckhams initially wanted to call their new daughter 'Flautist'. However, they thoug...

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Funny story: The Beckhams and Harper's bizarre

The Beckhams and Harper's bizarre

Little Harper Seven Beckham has arrived. People are commenting on the unusual name as being a bit bizarre but had the little girl been named Ann or Linda, she would have grown up with a complex because her three big brothers have weird names. Her future would have been filled with wonder - wondering why she had such an ordinary named. She would feel an outsider within her own family and most...

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Funny story: Harper Seven-Of-Nine?

Harper Seven-Of-Nine?

Los Angeles - Her uncanny facial resemblance to Borg family collective sportsman Bjorn has had tongues wagging for decades. And yesterday the Caeserian section birth of Victoria Beckham's daughter Harper Seven-of-Nine reignited conspiracy theories...

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Funny story: New daughter for the Beckhams

New daughter for the Beckhams

Victoria and David Beckham, or Dumb and Dumber as they have become affectionately referred to, have announced the safe arrival of their new baby daughter. Maris Piper Kleenex George Formby P60 Drainage Meninges Have I got News for You Beckham was...

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Funny story: Beckhams name new baby girl Rebekah!

Beckhams name new baby girl Rebekah!

Los Angeles - The 7lbs 10oz baby girl, born at 7.55am at LA's Seedy Sinus Hospital, has been named after one of the Old Testament's Jewish matriarchs. And not another well known Rebekah, her wot's in the news. She was delivered by elected Caesa...

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Funny story: Princess Beatrice Loo Seat Hat Has Been Stolen

Princess Beatrice Loo Seat Hat Has Been Stolen

A Buckingham Palace source has tonight confirmed that Princess Beatrice's £80,000 Loo Seat Hat has been stolen from the Tower of London. The hat had been residing there since its ebay bidding price hit £80,000. This is because it had become a n...

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Funny story: Posh Victoria Beckham embarrasses Prince William and Kate Middleton and forces termination of Royal Wedding

Posh Victoria Beckham embarrasses Prince William and Kate Middleton and forces termination of Royal Wedding

In mind numbingly stupid scenes, Victoria "Posh" Beckham has responded to the Archbishop of Canterbury's Royal Wedding ceremonial asking of "any reason why this marriage should not proceed" by replying loudly in the affirmative and walking up to the...

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Funny story: Posh Sues News Of The World

Posh Sues News Of The World

Victoria 'Posh' Beckham is suing the News Of The World for "insulting and disrespectful behaviour". The former Spice Girl and husband of England football superstar David Beckham is furious that she was not considered important enough by the tabloi...

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Funny story: David Beckham reveals that Victoria is expecting a girl

David Beckham reveals that Victoria is expecting a girl

David Beckham and Victoria are 'over the moon' to be expecting a little baby girl. They already have 3 boys and David has apparently given an interview in which he said, "I am over the moon. A daughter. This is so exciting. I can't wait to tak...

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Funny story: Victoria Beckham planning to outshine Kate at Royal Wedding

Victoria Beckham planning to outshine Kate at Royal Wedding

It has been brought to our notice that Victoria Beckham is planning to 'outshine' the bride herself at the upcoming Royal Wedding. Although she has vehemently denied this when asked directly, a reporter of The Spoof was standing behind Victoria as...

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Funny story: Name for new Beckham baby announced

Name for new Beckham baby announced

David and Victoria Beckham, announcing the expectation of their fourth child, have pre-empted the media and revealed exclusively to all newspapers as well as Hello, OK and, by a special request from David Beckham, Exchange and Mart Magazine, the name...

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Funny story: False alarm. Victoria Beckham's tummy bulge not a baby.

False alarm. Victoria Beckham's tummy bulge not a baby.

Yesterday an excited and thrilled Victoria confirmed that she is expecting another baby Becks with husband David. Today she tweeted thanks to all her fans who have no purpose in life but to follow her life, for their good wishes. She wrote on her...

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Funny story: Victoria Beckham pregnant - doesn't want another boy

Victoria Beckham pregnant - doesn't want another boy

Victoria Beckham, ex skinny one from The Spice Girls, and wife of global superstar and footballer, David Beckham, has admitted she is pregnant. Additionally, she has given very strong hints that she wants a girl this time. "She's fed up with boys,...

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Funny story: Victoria's secret: Posh 'n' Becks expecting twins in July

Victoria's secret: Posh 'n' Becks expecting twins in July

London - (Reuterus): And yes, it's twin girls - just as the IVF doctor ordered - sisters for Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz. Today's announcement follows months of speculation that industrial strength sticking plaster is holding together the Beckhams' m...

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Funny story: "I Pity Poor Queen," says Posh Spice

"I Pity Poor Queen," says Posh Spice

Following our news exclusive of yesterday, there has been an outpouring of sympathy for the Queen. Celebrities on both sides of the 'Pond' have flooded the Royal internet site with offers of help. "We can't bear to think of poor HRH homeless!" exc...

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Funny story: MI5 Contracts Victoria Beckham to Produce Accessory "Spy Inna Bag" Wheeled Carryall!

MI5 Contracts Victoria Beckham to Produce Accessory "Spy Inna Bag" Wheeled Carryall!

Following close on the heels of a sell out of her new line of handbags, starting at $1,500 and topping out at $25,000, a spokesman for Victoria at "Beckham's Bags" announced today a new government contract for a wheeled version of "The Get Away", s...

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