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Funny story: Victoria's Secret Closes Gingrich Account!

Victoria's Secret Closes Gingrich Account!

Victoria's Secret issued a brief statement this morning saying that the account of Newt Gingrich has been closed. "We do not ordinarily comment on this type of decision," said a spokesman, "but in this case and because of the prominence of the individual involved, we will elaborate to a small degree. Mr. Gingrich's account is overdue in the amount of $125,000 and although this is not excessiv...

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Funny story: Elizabeth II Confused By "Queen Victoria's Secret" Gift Cards For Royal Wedding

Elizabeth II Confused By "Queen Victoria's Secret" Gift Cards For Royal Wedding

Queen Elizabeth II, the grandmother of Prince William, has announced that she is confused by the large number of "Queen Victoria's Secret" gift cards that have been flowing into Buckingham Palace. The cards are wedding presents for William and his b...

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Funny story: 'Skinnymalinx" Victoria's Secret Model Is Gradually Vanishing

'Skinnymalinx" Victoria's Secret Model Is Gradually Vanishing

A skeletal thin lingerie model is gradually fading away. She is gradually growing thinner and thinner. The South African beauty is worried by her gradual loss of weight. She said, "I bought some special 'vanishing cream' and rubbed it on my butt...

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Funny story: Victoria's Secret Brings New Style of Sexy to Dubai

Victoria's Secret Brings New Style of Sexy to Dubai

Victoria's Secret has announced that it will be opening one of its first shops outside of North America-in Dubai of all places. While we can't speak for the sanity of the folks who take care of expansion projects for the corporation, we have to wonde...

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Funny story: Porked Out Victoria's Secret Models In Need Of Jobs, Husbands!

Porked Out Victoria's Secret Models In Need Of Jobs, Husbands!

It's a shame that this has happened and it is typical of the day and age we live in, but Victoria's Secret has given pink slips, plus they have fired almost 100 beautiful young ladies who have gone over the 115-pound weight limit. "At an average o...

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Funny story: Transformers 3 Costumes By Victoria's Secret?

Transformers 3 Costumes By Victoria's Secret?

Looks like Transformers 3 is trying to draw the biggest male audience as the Twilight movies draw the females, but ladies you won't be left out. Michael Bay has announced this morning that with the signing of Victoria's Secret model, Rosie Hunting...

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Funny story: Victoria Secret Miraculous Push-Up Bra nominated for Optical Illusion Contest

Victoria Secret Miraculous Push-Up Bra nominated for Optical Illusion Contest

Since Victoria Secret launched its new line of the Miraculous Push-Up, women and transvestites across the US have been rushing to their local VS store or perusing the selections on their website. This bra not only has the ability to increase your bu...

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Funny story: Transformers 3 Signs Two More Victoria's Secret Models

Transformers 3 Signs Two More Victoria's Secret Models

Apparent producer Michael Bay thinks he's onto a good thing in replacing Megan Fox with a Victoria's Secret model (Rosie Hunting-Whitely) and has apparently signed two more models to appear in Transformers 3. A source stated that Bay had received...

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Funny story: Victoria's Secret Model Replaces Megan Fox In "Transformers 3"

Victoria's Secret Model Replaces Megan Fox In "Transformers 3"

Since Meagan Fox was last heard calling producer Michael Bay "Hitler", it was assumed that a new actress would appear in "Transformers 3" but no one expected it to be someone who has never acted before in her life. Well, not in a movie. Rosie H...

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Funny story: Victoria Secret's Costume Blunder in Miami

Victoria Secret's Costume Blunder in Miami

The stage was set, the lighting and background music was tested and the 24 Victoria Secret models were ready to go for the 2008 Winter Fashion Show in Miami, all without a single costume backstage. The logistics blunder was caught the evening before...

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Funny story: Lingerie Company Introduces JonBenet Line For Little Girls

Lingerie Company Introduces JonBenet Line For Little Girls

After being cleared of murdering their daughter by DNA evidence ten years after the fact, the Ramsey's have contracted with a leading lingerie retailer to introduce a JonBenet line for little girls. Mr. John Ramsey said that "everyone knows that w...

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Funny story: Jenna Bush to model for Victoria's Beaver

Jenna Bush to model for Victoria's Beaver

Crawford, Texas - (Hairy Ass Mess): Just weeks away from her wedding to Henry 'Hagar the Horrible' Hagar Jenna Bush has signed a lucrative modelling contract with racy lingerie boutique chain Victoria's Beaver.

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Funny story: New Spice Girls Album Only Available At Victoria's Secret

New Spice Girls Album Only Available At Victoria's Secret

Victoria's Secret announced today that it will be the exclusive retailer for the newest Spice Girl's album. The album, which will contain the group's greatest hits plus some new songs, will not be available at any other record store or outlet. Vi...

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Funny story: David Beckham & Victoria's secrets!

David Beckham & Victoria's secrets!

Los Angeles: As we all know, today, Friday the 13th, is the day David Beckham joins his new team, LA Gay-Lexi. But what most of you'll probably do not know is how David Beckham made his entry into the world of fo...

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Funny story: American Idol Katherine McPhee in Sexy "Stuff" Magazine Lingerie Pictures

American Idol Katherine McPhee in Sexy "Stuff" Magazine Lingerie Pictures

Former American Idol runner-up Katherine McPhee, apparently jealous at the buzz created by this year's contestants, appears on the cover of Stuff magazine in some sexy lingerie. There is also a photo spread of her inside the magazine in her silky un...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Learns Lesson in New Risque Photos

Britney Spears Learns Lesson in New Risque Photos

Britney Spears has finally learned her lesson. The pop tart was walking on a windy Hollywood street yesterday when a gust blew up her dress. Photographers ans paparazzi quickly grabbed cameras and bystanders pointed cell phones at the actress/par...

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