Victoria's Secret issued a brief statement this morning saying that the account of Newt Gingrich has been closed. "We do not ordinarily comment on this type of decision," said a spokesman, "but in this case and because of the prominence of the individual involved, we will elaborate to a small degree. Mr. Gingrich's account is overdue in the amount of $125,000 and although this is not excessiv...
Queen Elizabeth II, the grandmother of Prince William, has announced that she is confused by the large number of "Queen Victoria's Secret" gift cards that have been flowing into Buckingham Palace. The cards are wedding presents for William and his b...
A skeletal thin lingerie model is gradually fading away. She is gradually growing thinner and thinner. The South African beauty is worried by her gradual loss of weight. She said, "I bought some special 'vanishing cream' and rubbed it on my butt...
Victoria's Secret has announced that it will be opening one of its first shops outside of North America-in Dubai of all places. While we can't speak for the sanity of the folks who take care of expansion projects for the corporation, we have to wonde...
It's a shame that this has happened and it is typical of the day and age we live in, but Victoria's Secret has given pink slips, plus they have fired almost 100 beautiful young ladies who have gone over the 115-pound weight limit. "At an average o...
Looks like Transformers 3 is trying to draw the biggest male audience as the Twilight movies draw the females, but ladies you won't be left out. Michael Bay has announced this morning that with the signing of Victoria's Secret model, Rosie Hunting...
Since Victoria Secret launched its new line of the Miraculous Push-Up, women and transvestites across the US have been rushing to their local VS store or perusing the selections on their website. This bra not only has the ability to increase your bu...
Apparent producer Michael Bay thinks he's onto a good thing in replacing Megan Fox with a Victoria's Secret model (Rosie Hunting-Whitely) and has apparently signed two more models to appear in Transformers 3. A source stated that Bay had received...
Since Meagan Fox was last heard calling producer Michael Bay "Hitler", it was assumed that a new actress would appear in "Transformers 3" but no one expected it to be someone who has never acted before in her life. Well, not in a movie. Rosie H...
The stage was set, the lighting and background music was tested and the 24 Victoria Secret models were ready to go for the 2008 Winter Fashion Show in Miami, all without a single costume backstage. The logistics blunder was caught the evening before...
After being cleared of murdering their daughter by DNA evidence ten years after the fact, the Ramsey's have contracted with a leading lingerie retailer to introduce a JonBenet line for little girls. Mr. John Ramsey said that "everyone knows that w...
Crawford, Texas - (Hairy Ass Mess): Just weeks away from her wedding to Henry 'Hagar the Horrible' Hagar Jenna Bush has signed a lucrative modelling contract with racy lingerie boutique chain Victoria's Beaver.
Victoria's Secret announced today that it will be the exclusive retailer for the newest Spice Girl's album. The album, which will contain the group's greatest hits plus some new songs, will not be available at any other record store or outlet. Vi...
Los Angeles: As we all know, today, Friday the 13th, is the day David Beckham joins his new team, LA Gay-Lexi. But what most of you'll probably do not know is how David Beckham made his entry into the world of fo...
Former American Idol runner-up Katherine McPhee, apparently jealous at the buzz created by this year's contestants, appears on the cover of Stuff magazine in some sexy lingerie. There is also a photo spread of her inside the magazine in her silky un...
Britney Spears has finally learned her lesson. The pop tart was walking on a windy Hollywood street yesterday when a gust blew up her dress. Photographers ans paparazzi quickly grabbed cameras and bystanders pointed cell phones at the actress/par...
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