Retired librarian Hester Anne Pickles recently shocked the community of Saylorville by announcing that she had married 70-year-old, retired High School custodian, Lyle Smith! "I decided to lift my skirts and dance a bit for a change. I'm 61 and I'...
This is big! Well, it will be soon! Just a joke. But I have it from a worker on the inside of a lab that the popular penis pills that sometimes cost up to $36 each, will soon drop to $1.00 for the 20mg size! The price has recently 'jumped' so the...
Whatever he was up to, an unnamed male (at present) suddenly appeared in New York McDonalds and ran into a lot of trouble. "He actually got in the back door", stated an employee that someone forgot to relock after going out back for a break. He ha...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Congress is glad to announce that their Elderly Persons Stimulus Package has been well received throughout the country. American Spotlight Magazine reports that the new bill consists of providing free Viagra pi...
Medical centers of all types have been receiving thousands of calls from women over "Liz", the woman who had a three hour orgasm according to TV program and confirmed by doctors at hospital where she was taken for medical help. The callers want to...
SAN DIEGO - U.S. Custom Agents report that they have apprehended a very attractive young woman from Cucamonga, California with 8,000 fake Viagra pills hidden in her Victoria's Secret panties. Sharleen Flameleaf, 24, who told custom agents that she...
NEW YORK CITY - Larry King recently purchased a Viagra factory located in Altoona, Pennsylvania. He just announced on his television talk show The Viagra View that he has sold it to Playboy Magazine mogul Hugh Hefner who is 87. King told his co...
"I know what the problem is", Granger told his wife, Henry. "We were all lovey dovey until the marriage then you just got used to me so now you have to take a Viagra pill every night!" Of course, Henry stated that it was because of all the medicat...
NEW YORK CITY - Larry King, co-host of The Viagra View, has just revealed that he's purchased a Viagra factory located in Altoona, Pennsylvania. The 80-year-old stated that he had been thinking about purchasing a Viagra factory for the past three...
NEW YORK CITY - The Right Coast Review has just reported that Larry King is so thrilled with the success of his and co-host Regis Philbin's new talk show The Viagra View that he sometimes gets home and forgets to take his little blue pill (Viagra).
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Department of Pharmaceuticals has just announced that they have sealed a deal with the government of Peru to import Viagra pills. UDDP Spokesperson May Bergerbock, 38, stated to American Spotlight Magazine that...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Department of Medications has announced that they will be acting to stem the tide on any more lawsuits due to government issued Viagra pills. A spokesperson for the UDDM stated that the initial lawsuit, was fil...
MIAMI - The Viagra Pill Board of America has just announced the results of a recent year-long research study. Ibbie Loretta Whitevelvet, 57, a representative with VPB of A stated that after close to 3,000 hours of extensive study, her agency has l...
It's the ultimate beverage: an energy drink, sports drink, and Viagra-like sex boost in one can. Called Bed Bull, the product is scheduled to be launched this year. The drink is a potent cocktail of caffeine, electrolytes for athletic ability...
NEW YORK CITY - According to Epitome Television Network spokesperson Tansinella Wickovich, plans are being finalized for a brand new daytime talk show. Ms. Wickovich stated that the show will be a male version of Barbara Walters' The View and will...
The parliamentary culture committee today concluded what most of us already knew, Rupert Murdoch "is not a fit and proper person to exercise the stewardship of a major international conpany." In other words, he stinks. After a lengthy inquiry into...
Jean and I had been out three times in the last couple of weeks after chatting on the phone and by e-mail for a bit. I had answered her ad in the newspaper's dating section, and we seemed to get on pretty well. It was at our last date that Jean said she thought we should 'take things to the next level' when we got together next. To be honest, I was quite happy keeping things platonic - I hadn't...
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