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Funny story: Disclaimers and Vegetarians - My Opinion

Disclaimers and Vegetarians - My Opinion

Sometimes you'll see the disclaimer, "No animals were harmed during the making of this film", at the end of a movie. I think that's a rather bold statement. I'm watching the movie thinking, "I know for a fact around the time they were making this movie that I ran over a squirrel and accidentally locked my cat in a closet over a weekend." Did they have a crew go out and survey people? They s...

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Funny story: Vegetarian Week Begins

Vegetarian Week Begins

Hippies and smug food fascists everywhere began celebrating National Vegetarian Week today. I caught up with a vegetarian festival being held in Islington, London and was just in time to see the sponsored Gloat-a-thon. Many people were promising to g...

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Funny story: Vindaloo Eater Murdered in Street Brawl

Vindaloo Eater Murdered in Street Brawl

London: A number of people have been arrested at a Hare Krishna restaurant late last night in connection with the murder of an innocent bystander who was set upon by diners in what appears to have been an unprovoked attack. One witness, a girl, s...

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Funny story: Paul McCartney urges India to declare Vegetarian day as meat-eating Kashmiris pelt him with Holy Cow patties

Paul McCartney urges India to declare Vegetarian day as meat-eating Kashmiris pelt him with Holy Cow patties

Londonistan, Islamic capital of Englanistan: With no new hits on the horizon and no obsessed new wife with crazy causes to lead him by the nose, aging Beatle Paul McCartney is back to re-hashing old issues. Yesterday he urged India to declare a nati...

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Funny story: Vegetarian Freaks Out - Orders Bacon Sandwich Then Goes On Meat Binge

Vegetarian Freaks Out - Orders Bacon Sandwich Then Goes On Meat Binge

Local kebab shop and burger van entrepeneur, Ali Bullo today related how a passing staunch vegetarian lost the plot and ordered a bacon sandwich from a burger van parked by Swanwick railway station in deepest Hampshire. According to reports, the v...

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Funny story: Vegetarian Condoms Launched

Vegetarian Condoms Launched

A bastion of the latex dunkie has announced that it is to launch a new range of vegetarian condoms. The old flavours such as Lamb and Mint, Beef Strogonov and Sweaty Groin are going out of flavour as many of the country's lovers are turning vegeta...

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Funny story: Ethical Fashion Show reveals Veggie Burger Bra and Panties

Ethical Fashion Show reveals Veggie Burger Bra and Panties

The Ethical Fashion Show, the world's largest event devoted solely to sustainable fashion, is now in its seventh year and shows no sign of slowing. This year it looks as if Lady Gaga's recent sartorial exploits have inspired the hippy fashionistas...

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Funny story: Derek Acorah is the new face of vegetarianism

Derek Acorah is the new face of vegetarianism

The Vegetarian society, based in Altrincham, Cheshire, has a new public face in the form of Jolly Good Egg, and psychic medium, Derek Acorah. Although not a vegetarian himself, the Vegetarian Society believes that Acorah is the man for the job, as...

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Funny story: Shock: More Cloned Food Hits The Shelves.

Shock: More Cloned Food Hits The Shelves.

After the furor over cloned meat entering the food chain in the United Kingdom, the Food Standards Agency has come under extra pressure with the revelation that cloned Tofu has also been found in supermarkets. Tofu, which is essentially made by co...

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Funny story: Sheep Protest Veggie Buffet At Animal Rights Gathering

Sheep Protest Veggie Buffet At Animal Rights Gathering

Normally animal rights activists gather to protest abuse of animals. But on this chilly January day in the Twin Cities, near the University of Minnesota campus, seventeen sheep are gathered outside a hotel where the activists are meeting and dining...

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Funny story: Jesus' Miracle Fails to Impress Multitudes at Fire-Ravaged Chuckwagon Cook Off

Jesus' Miracle Fails to Impress Multitudes at Fire-Ravaged Chuckwagon Cook Off

ABILENE, Texas - Jesus answered the prayers of a little girl from Texas after her daddy's wagon caught fire at the Texas Monthly Chuckwagon Cookoff, but the miracle He later performed failed to impress the nearly 5,000 hungry patrons in attendance, a...

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Funny story: Vegetarian discovers benefits of GM crops

Vegetarian discovers benefits of GM crops

The old adage, "you are what you eat", has a great deal of meaning for Corinna Mill, of Spurrfeld, Ore. In fact, this 98-years-young vegetarian credits her longevity to insisting on eating nothing but Genetically Modified (GM) food. GM food is made from crops which have DNA engineered to give them special attributes which farmers have been seeking ever since the 1940s. "Since I have been e...

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Funny story: Lydia Guevara nude pics demoralize Latin America

Lydia Guevara nude pics demoralize Latin America

Havana, Cuba - A nation mourns, upon hearing the news that the granddaughter of beloved freedom fighter Che Guevara has decided to spit upon his memory by exploiting his name to assist the spoiled rich. Lydia Guevara has apparently agreed to appe...

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Funny story: 'Vegetarian' Spider May Not Be a Vegetarian

'Vegetarian' Spider May Not Be a Vegetarian

Scientists recently stunned the world by saying that they had discovered the world's first vegetarian spider. "Not so," claim his friends. Spiders the world over have contacted reporters to say that the story is not all that it seems. They ar...

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Funny story: Spoof Writer Assassinated By Vegetarian Mafia

Spoof Writer Assassinated By Vegetarian Mafia

Tragedy strikes here in the UK yet again, as a hitherto popular writer for satirical website TheSpoof.com was gunned down at his front door by an unnamed assassin because he posted an article in the magazine section entitled 'Ten Top Vegetarian Meals...

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Funny story: Vegetarians behind 99% of greenhouse gases

Vegetarians behind 99% of greenhouse gases

London - (Methane Ass Mess): Killer global warming emissions from bean-guzzling, flesh-eschewing, veggie-nutters like Paul McCartney are melting more glaciers and displacing more polar bears/Emperor King penguins than the entire combined exhausts' ou...

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Funny story: Sir Paul McCartney Battles With Rush Limbaugh Over Going Meatless

Sir Paul McCartney Battles With Rush Limbaugh Over Going Meatless

Sir Paul McCartney has been joined by his daughters Mary and Stella McCartney, Yoko Ono, Moby, Kate Bosworth and others as he launched his Meat Free Mondays campaign, that's already being protested by butchers everywhere. "It's hard enough to make...

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