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Funny story: Vanessa Perroncel - Come In Number Five

Vanessa Perroncel - Come In Number Five

It appears that Vanessa Perroncel, the French lingerie model and official bedwarmer to the Chelsea football fraternity has been quite a naughty little minx who has been flashing her je ne sais pas at no less than five Chelsea footballers. Which is...

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Funny story: Liberté, égalité, paternité: France 1998 coach Aimé Jacquet quizzed about Vanessa Perroncel

Liberté, égalité, paternité: France 1998 coach Aimé Jacquet quizzed about Vanessa Perroncel

Sail-sous-Couzan, France - (Merde, alors!): Legendary France 1998 World Cup coach Aimé Jacquet is staying resolutely schtum. All week long French tabloids have been scouring reports that glamorous French lingerie model Vanessa Perroncel 'might be...

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Funny story: Premiership totty crisis: Victoria Beckham calls WAGs/shags/groupies summit

Premiership totty crisis: Victoria Beckham calls WAGs/shags/groupies summit

London - (Offside Rule): The emergency meeting comes amid premiership totty relegation fears following the alleged John Terry/Vanessa Perroncel shagging fiasco. Undisputed Premier League 'godmother' La Beckham has called for an immediate 4-4-2 dia...

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Funny story: Carla Bruni rubbishes Vanessa Peronncel maternity jibes

Carla Bruni rubbishes Vanessa Peronncel maternity jibes

Paris - (Trompe l'Oeil): France's Premiere Madame Carla Bruni Sarkozy has hit out at 'ridiculous' taunts that she might be Vanesssa Perroncel's birth mother. "Imbeciles! Just because we are both gorgeous, famous, incredibly talented, sophisticated...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Declines Task Of Being WAG Spokesperson As Soccer Sex Scandal Rumbles On

Cheryl Cole Declines Task Of Being WAG Spokesperson As Soccer Sex Scandal Rumbles On

I have fabricated reports that former Girls Aloud singer, Black Eyed Peas supporting act, and soccer wife, Cheryl Cole has declined approaches from fellow WAGS to represent them at times of controversy and sex scandal exposees. As the alleged John...

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Funny story: Vanessa Perroncel Seeks Advice Over Offers For Inside Story On John Terry Soccer Sex Scandal

Vanessa Perroncel Seeks Advice Over Offers For Inside Story On John Terry Soccer Sex Scandal

In the latest dramatic development in the sex scandal to end all sex scandals I can exclusively reveal that French lingerie model and WAG extraordinaire Vanessa Perroncel has probably already called fellow WAG and Geordie chart warbler Cheryl Cole fo...

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Funny story: England world cup hopes hang on Jaydon Jean Claude Bridge paternity test

England world cup hopes hang on Jaydon Jean Claude Bridge paternity test

London - (Offside Mess): A spectacular John Terry own goal has landed in England coach Fabio Capello's red card In tray. DNA swabs from Vanessa Perroncel's three year old son Jaydon all point to a St Valentine's Day 2006 conception. And Wayne...

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Funny story: Has shagging Vanessa Perroncel made John Terry the poor man's Tiger Woods?

Has shagging Vanessa Perroncel made John Terry the poor man's Tiger Woods?

London - (Offside Mess): She's a luscious, silken-bodied French underwear model; he's captain of Chelsea and England - and worth a bob or two. But is this silly shagging caper really the new Tiger Woods? As the UK tabloids pitch for a slice o...

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Funny story: Vanessa Perroncel = Porn Ass Relevance Says Mrs John Terry

Vanessa Perroncel = Porn Ass Relevance Says Mrs John Terry

London - (Offside Rule): Toni Poole has hit out at the sordid sex revelations about her lying, cheating footballer husband John Terry and French actress Vanessa Perroncel. The England captain's wife said she'd consulted a medium about her marriage...

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