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Funny story: Speed Skating or Figure Skating?

Speed Skating or Figure Skating?

It might have been an accident, or a deliberate coincidence, but whatever the cause, Kim Yuna and Mao Asada, at the 2010 Olympics Long Program, were racing each other. Kim won, but Asada lost by just 0.01 points. After the "match-up" Asada...

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Funny story: Ivana Phuque Paired with Adam Lambert in Olympic Ice Dancing Finale!

Ivana Phuque Paired with Adam Lambert in Olympic Ice Dancing Finale!

The skating world was holding their collective breaths today with the announcement that Ice skating phenom Ivana Phuque and American Idol Adam Lambert were stepping out of their respective personas to appear as the final act at the Olympics to celeb...

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Funny story: Braless Swedish Olympic Speed Skater Ivana Phuque Sets World Record By A Nipple

Braless Swedish Olympic Speed Skater Ivana Phuque Sets World Record By A Nipple

The 250 meter women's speed skating race was decided at the wire... by lack of an underwire. Swedish Olympian Ivana Phuque won the race at the Vancouver Winter Games by a nipple, because she was racing braless. Official event judge Luther Steinma...

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Funny story: The Vancouver Vixen, Ivana Phuque Agreeds To Skate On "Dancing On Ice" Next Season

The Vancouver Vixen, Ivana Phuque Agreeds To Skate On "Dancing On Ice" Next Season

LONDON - The producer of the highly popular British Reality Show, Dancing On Ice, Burgess Willowhouse is thrilled to announce that he has just signed the tremendously popular Swedish speed skater Ivana Phuque to appear on next season's edition of Dan...

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Funny story: Ivana Phuque Takes Time Out With Roman Polanski

Ivana Phuque Takes Time Out With Roman Polanski

Fourteen year old Swedish speed-skating sensation Ivana Phuque, apparently a little bewildered by all the media attention being lavished on her ample breasted person, has been invited to take a little time out at movie director Roman Polanski's Swiss...

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Funny story: Olympic Gold Medals Bad for America says Dick Cheney

Olympic Gold Medals Bad for America says Dick Cheney

Former Vice-President Dick Cheney issued a press release today declaring that winning gold medals at the 2010 Olympics is "not a good thing for America." "Winning these medals in Canada is doing nothing but cheering up our people and making them s...

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Funny story: Pennsylvania Reporter Arrested For Trying To "Cop A Feel" of Swedish Olympian Ivana Phuque

Pennsylvania Reporter Arrested For Trying To "Cop A Feel" of Swedish Olympian Ivana Phuque

Swedish Olympian Ivana Phuque was leaving the medal podium, after winning a Gold in women's figure skating, and heading down a crowded hall when she felt someone grab her breasts. The Vancouver Winter Games athlete quickly spun around to see who it...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Admits Swedish Olympian Ivana Phuque Is Hotter Than Ivana Trump

Donald Trump Admits Swedish Olympian Ivana Phuque Is Hotter Than Ivana Trump

The Swedish Olympian, Ivana Phuque, has been the darling of the Vancouver Winter Games. This skating beauty has captured the hearts of more than athletes and fans around the world. She has now grabbed the attention of "The Donald." From his Trum...

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Funny story: Sweden's Sexy Speed Skater Ivana Phuque Admits She Dated Tiger Woods But Swears It Was Platonic

Sweden's Sexy Speed Skater Ivana Phuque Admits She Dated Tiger Woods But Swears It Was Platonic

VANCOUVER - One of the most popular speed skaters in the history of the Winter Olympics, Ivana Phuque from Sweden has admitted that she did in fact date Tiger Woods during the summer of 2009. The director of Public Relations Governing and Steering...

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Funny story: Swedish Olympian Ivana Phuque Meets Super Hero Banana Boy At Vancouver Nightclub

Swedish Olympian Ivana Phuque Meets Super Hero Banana Boy At Vancouver Nightclub

Swedish Olympian Ivana Phuque has become the darling of the Vancouver Winter Games. The blonde skater has been universally adored for her beauty and her body by athletes and fans around the world. Her liasons and hook ups have also become fodder fo...

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Funny story: Swedish Olympian Ivana Phuque Invited To Party On Yacht Of World's Most Interesting Man

Swedish Olympian Ivana Phuque Invited To Party On Yacht Of World's Most Interesting Man

Ivana Phuque, the Swedish Olympic Team's answer to Viagra, has captivated the hearts and loins of men around the world. The figure skater, who became famous for her spins, jumps, and leaps performed without panties, bloomers, or leotards underneath,...

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Funny story: Olympian Ivana Phuque To Allow Cameras In Salon When She Has Brazilian Wax

Olympian Ivana Phuque To Allow Cameras In Salon When She Has Brazilian Wax

Swedish figure skater Ivana Phuque has become the darling of the Vancouver Winter Olympics, with her every move covered by camera crews from all over the world. The blonde bombshell, who has become famous for her performances without leotards or pan...

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Funny story: Swedish Speed Skater Ivana Phuque Wins Gold, Fails DNA Gender Testing, Leaves Her with Balls In an Uproar!

Swedish Speed Skater Ivana Phuque Wins Gold, Fails DNA Gender Testing, Leaves Her with Balls In an Uproar!

The Winter Olympic Games were ensnared in more controversy today after odds on favourite Swede speed skater Ivana Phuque was found out to actually be Elin Nordegren's adopted brother, Ivan Phugue Nordegren! The revelation occurred after Drug and D...

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Funny story: Ivana Phuque Opens Her Legs And Shows Her Class

Ivana Phuque Opens Her Legs And Shows Her Class

Swedish speed skater and heroine of the Winter Olympics, Ivana Phuque has shown her true class in Vancouver. With an adoring army of fans cheering her on Phuque appeared in her most revealing outfit yet. The shapely 38-27-38 star of the ice wore b...

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Funny story: Speed Skater Ivana Phuque Says "I Just Love Your British Helmets!"

Speed Skater Ivana Phuque Says "I Just Love Your British Helmets!"

Swedish Olympic speed skater Ivana Phuque has entered the skeleton helmet argument by admitting that she "just loves British helmets." Phuque, arguably the most popular athlete in the Olympic village, said "To be honest, I just can't get enough of yo...

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Funny story: It's the Final They All Wanted!

It's the Final They All Wanted!

The speedskating Women's 800 m final will be between Sweden's Ivana Phuque and Russia's Voga Olga. Both came through tough semi finals yesterday. Ivana Phuque beat France's Ophelia Tits by a short head and Volga Olga squeezed out Australia's Haiey M...

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Funny story: Vancouver Police Confiscate Suspicious White Powder From Colombian Speed Skater

Vancouver Police Confiscate Suspicious White Powder From Colombian Speed Skater

VANCOUVER - Vancouver police were tipped off that there was a strong possibility that one of the Colombian players, speed skater Luciano Taquitos was in possession of a suspicious white powder. Vancouver police broke into the room of Mr. Taquitos...

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