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Funny story: Derek Hough's Girlfriend Cheryl Cole's Vajazzled Vagina Has Just Been Named The Sexiest In The World

Derek Hough's Girlfriend Cheryl Cole's Vajazzled Vagina Has Just Been Named The Sexiest In The World

WEST HOLLYWOOD - One of the stars of Dancing With The Stars Derek Hough and his gorgeously stunning English girlfriend Cheryl Cole were sitting in a booth at El Taco Terrifico Diner having breakfast. The two have recently been named by several lea...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart gets vajazzled, Robert Pattinsons face ripped to shreds in unrelated incident.

Kristen Stewart gets vajazzled, Robert Pattinsons face ripped to shreds in unrelated incident.

Kristen Stewart, star of films and stuff, had some diamond shizzle glued to her dizzle, like all the other girls are doing of late, while she was on the set of her new movie in New Orleans. According to one source, as filming wrapped for the day,...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart, Vanessa Hudgens, and Nina Dobrev To Star In "Revenge of The Vajazzled Vampire Vixens"

Kristen Stewart, Vanessa Hudgens, and Nina Dobrev To Star In "Revenge of The Vajazzled Vampire Vixens"

HOLLYWOOD - The Monteverdi Brothers, Amaretto and Staccato, both noted directors and producers, have just announced that they will soon be traveling to Sighisoara, Transylvania, to film their next motion picture entitled The Revenge of The Vajazzled...

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Funny story: Vajazzle: The New Vagina Or Vuvuzela?

Vajazzle: The New Vagina Or Vuvuzela?

A writer on satirical news website TheSpoof.com became confused, then disorientated this morning, when, after logging-on to the site, he became aware of a new word that he hadn't happened upon before - vajazzle. The man - me - noticed the word in...

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Says That Regarding Vaginal Vajazzling That There Just Ain't No Way She's Getting Cake Decorations Put On Her "Hooha"

Oprah Winfrey Says That Regarding Vaginal Vajazzling That There Just Ain't No Way She's Getting Cake Decorations Put On Her "Hooha"

CHICAGO - Oprah Winfrey and her BFF Gayle King were having dinner at Chicago's trendy Mrs. Al Capone Italian Restaurant and Souvenir Shop, when someone at the next table overheard Gayle ask Miss O, if she was thinking about getting the latest craze o...

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Funny story: Russell Brand Admits That He's Not Up To Speed On Vajazzling

Russell Brand Admits That He's Not Up To Speed On Vajazzling

Just in. Is it? Oh, so it is. Sorry. - Long haired comedy lothario Russell Brand has admitted that he's not quite up to speed on the latest craze imported from America's left coast - vajazzling. Vajazzling - whereby a lady has her rose garden prun...

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Funny story: Heidi Montag Confesses "Yes, I've Just Had My Vagina Vajazzled"

Heidi Montag Confesses "Yes, I've Just Had My Vagina Vajazzled"

MALIBU BEACH - Heidi Montag, who has had more cosmetic and plastic surgery than any three Hollywood celebrities, including male celebs such as Burt Reynolds and Kenny Rogers, was spotted sunning her plasticized body on Malibu Beach. Heidi, who is...

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Funny story: Not to Be Outdone by Female Vajazzling, Men Opting for Dickorating

Not to Be Outdone by Female Vajazzling, Men Opting for Dickorating

The latest trend to come out of Hollyweird, California is a procedure called vajazzling, a procedure whereby lovely crystals are placed in various patterns and designs on the private areas of women. Actress Jennifer Love Hewitt is one of the first ce...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Gets Vajazzled in Preparation of Lengthy Prison Stay

Lindsay Lohan Gets Vajazzled in Preparation of Lengthy Prison Stay

Lindsay Lohan was spotted coming out of the G-Spot Salon early Tuesday afternoon arm-in-arm with Sam Ronson, and both girls were purring like kittens. The G-Spot is the latest upscale feminine enhancement salon to open in the Los Angeles area and is...

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Funny story: Amy Winehouse In Vajazzling Parlour Bust Up

Amy Winehouse In Vajazzling Parlour Bust Up

Unconfirmed reports are slowly filtering through to us here at Skoob Entertainment News that troubled and multi tattooed chanteuse, Amy Winehouse, got involved in a vajazzling parlour bust up, as a professional vajazzler refused to vajazzle her. W...

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Funny story: Emma Watson Not Keen On Vajazzling Say Insiders

Emma Watson Not Keen On Vajazzling Say Insiders

Insiders close to Emma Watson - Hermione out of the Harry Potter films - have stated that the elfin actress with the jazzy new short haircut probably wouldn't be overkeen on being vajazzled. Vajazzling is the latest craze from the left hand side c...

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