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Funny story: Newspaper in Mormon town refuses to print photograph of legally married gay couple

Newspaper in Mormon town refuses to print photograph of legally married gay couple

SAINT GEORGE, Utah - Don't bother trying to get your same-sex wedding announcement printed in The Spectrum, regardless of how much you pay for the notice. A California couple, Spencer Jones and Tyler Barrick, from San Francisco paid the St. Ge...

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Funny story: Bigfoot To Leave California

Bigfoot To Leave California

Bigfoot, the eight foot primate from the California mountains, has announced that he is leaving the state for "more normal, greener pastures." In a press conference at the Redwood National Forest Ranger Station, the creature previously believed to b...

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Funny story: Utah Calls All Straight Mormons Home

Utah Calls All Straight Mormons Home

Once one of the fastest spreading sects in the world, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints has heard a clarion call from their Leader's convention. The modern descendants in the faith of Joseph Smith and Brigham Young are signaling for all...

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Funny story: Utah To Demonstrate Discovery

Utah To Demonstrate Discovery

Northeastern Utah, today, will participate in a research project to determine whether recent findings regarding moisture in the air are correct. As rain continues to fall on the area, scientists from several well known universities will be collecting...

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Funny story: Utodd the New Utah Brought to you By Gay Billions!

Utodd the New Utah Brought to you By Gay Billions!

Utah, former home of anti Gay bigotry, polygamy and beautiful boy singers, has been acquired in a hostile, cat fight takeover by big gay bucks. Mormons re-pioneered their asses onto diesel fueled covered wagons and fled to H8 states like Arizona and...

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Funny story: Utah Tars and Feather Boas Gay Monument in Little League Left Field

Utah Tars and Feather Boas Gay Monument in Little League Left Field

As the Supremes try to dissect and delineate the 99 quasi-religious monuments sent to thew monument park in Utah, new developments have erupted on the scene of so many gay and anti-gay erections. One obelisk entitled Nailin Palin Totem and Taboo...

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Funny story: Utah Park to be Overcrowded with Donated Monuments; Little League Baseball Brings Lawsuit!

Utah Park to be Overcrowded with Donated Monuments; Little League Baseball Brings Lawsuit!

A Utah park that has been displaying a donated monument to the The Ten Commandments has been ordered by the Supreme Court that now they must accept displays dgiven by any and all groups to guarantee freedom of religious expression. The Seven Ap...

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Funny story: Utah Has Fallen Arches!

Utah Has Fallen Arches!

The US State of Utah is famous for its fertility and healthy habits. Less smoking and drinking and big healthy families have become the trademark of the home of Mormons. That is until this week when pseudo medical journal Podiatry: It's About Feet re...

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Funny story: Congress Investigates Mine Collapse in Midst of National Cave In

Congress Investigates Mine Collapse in Midst of National Cave In

The US Congress that hasn't lifted a finger to halt the cataclysm of national economic disasters has decided to investigate a mine collapse in Huntington, Utah.

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Funny story: Myspace registration mandatory for Utah residents by 2011

Myspace registration mandatory for Utah residents by 2011

In what is sure to become a controversial new bill, the Utah State Senate passed a bill last Thursday requiring MySpace registration for all Utah residents by 2011. The bill is a sweeping attempt at cracking down on counterfeit driver's licenses...

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Funny story: Las Vegas loses title of 'Sin City' to West Jordan, Utah

Las Vegas loses title of 'Sin City' to West Jordan, Utah

It turns out that tourists heading to Las Vegas in search of a riotous and 'sinful' vacation may actually find better luck in Nevada's eastern neighbor.

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Funny story: Texas Polygamists Headed to Utah

Texas Polygamists Headed to Utah

ELDORADO, TX - Members of an embattled polygamist sect began loading horse trailers with their few meager possessions, including wives and children, as preparations for a permanent relocation got underway Thursday.

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Funny story: Utah Approves New State Slogan

Utah Approves New State Slogan

SALT LAKE CITY, UT -- Yesterday the Utah State Legislature voted unanimously to change the official state slogan.

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Funny story: Warren Jeffs Guilty, Sentenced To Community Service as Junior High School

Warren Jeffs Guilty, Sentenced To Community Service as Junior High School

Warren Jeffs, leader of a polygamous sect that is a splinter group of the Mormon church, has been found guilty as an accomplice to rape. Jeffs was conviced for pressuring a 14 year old girl to marry, then have sex with, her 19 year old male cousin.

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Funny story: Utah Legislature To Outlaw Skank Clothing

Utah Legislature To Outlaw Skank Clothing

The Utah State legislature voted unanimously to outlaw the "skank" uniform in all public schools and in public places. Effective September First, it will be punishable by a fine (escalating amounts for repeat offenders) to wear certain ite...

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Funny story: New Form of P.M.S. Strikes Utah, Idaho, and Arizona

New Form of P.M.S. Strikes Utah, Idaho, and Arizona

Yes. the J-man is poking a little fun at the Mormons again. Read only if you wish to.

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Funny story: The Little Train That Could Loses Steam in Scandal

The Little Train That Could Loses Steam in Scandal

SALT LAKE CITY, UT--The Little Train That Could from the best-selling book of the same name tested positive for the performance enhancing drug C.H.U.G. (carbohydouliceralgamene) last week at the 2004 World Steep Hill Climbing Championships in Utah...

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