World champion 100m sprinter Mr Usain Bolt has stated publicly that he believes he can smash his own 9.58-second world record to "smithereens" at next month's London 2012 Olympic Games, and that he fully intends to regain the title he won in Beijing...
Red-faced Maiden Media have apologised after it emerged that they inadvertently named one of their fleet of technician's vans after a world war two Dutch Nazi. The vans cheekily bearing the name of famous stars of film, TV and music with 'Van' eit...
The World's Fastest Man Usain Bolt still holds the title of the World's Fastest Man, but he can longer claim to be the world's fastest human. Naima Bilal from Nairobi has shaved three quarters of a second off his time. "We were amazed," said Afric...
Under the new rules governing the one hundred metres sprint has left the world's fastest man demanding a recount. Usain Bolt fell victim to the one false start rule which meant after just one supposed false start by Bolt, he was disqualified, losi...
The incredibly fast Jamaican sprinter and three-time World and Olympic gold medalist Usain Bolt has accepted a contract to play for Manchester City Football Club. Club manager Roberto Mancini said that the best way to beat Manchester United and ge...
Olympic and world sprint champion Usain Bolt has been ruled out of competing for the rest of the 2010 season, after a doctor diagnosed a serious penis injury. The Jamaican's famous 'third leg', normally strapped to his leg with duct tape, could be...
US sprinter Tyson Gay handed the World and Olympic champion Usain Bolt only his second professional 100m defeat as the American stormed to victory at the Diamond League meeting in Stockholm last night, but the victory was somewhat soured after it bec...
Usain Bolt, the Jamaican sprinter who has captured the imagination of not only Jamaicans, but sport-lovers all over the world, today resigned from the position of role model citing unwillingness to accept the burden of rolemodelship. At a press co...
Usain Bolt fastest man ever on the planet has been accused by ex-Olympic gold medal winner (when no-one else was participating apart from Lichtenstein and Andorra!), Lynford Christie, of not having a "Bunch of grapes! Lynford was well known as hav...
Berlin, Germany. Questions are being raised over humanness of Jamaican sprinter Usain Bolt after he set new world records in 100 and 200 meters track races last week. Bolt has been running with superhuman abilities, which has caused some physicia...
Usain Bolt, world record holder for the 100 metres and global superstar who has set the world athletics championships alight, has stressed that he is not Gay. "It was bound to happen I suppose, athletics is rife with speculation about all sorts of...
In a sad day for Jamaica, the country's entire Olympic track team was disqualified and stripped of their medals. Several runners tested positive for a banned substance - ganja. So far no one has disclosed which athletes tested positive. Usain Bolt...
Beano speedster Billy Whizz has laid down the gauntlet to Jamaican star Usain Bolt, challenging him to a race 'anytime, anywhere'. Whizz, who despite being around since 1964, still looks about 12, has branded Bolt 'overrated and old news'. "100 me...
Usain Bolt has raised the bar in men's sprinting after lapping his rivals in the 200m final in Beijing and winning in a time of 0.578 seconds. The Jamaican managed to overtake his opponents for a second time on his lap of honour after he had already...
IOC President, Jacques Rogge, has expressed his displeasure with Olympic sprint champion Usain Bolt, saying he has been disrespectful to other athletes by celebrating in a manner "totally inappropriate" for a man who has just broken two world record...
Usain Bolt, the Jamaican 'quick man', had a setback in todays' 200m sprint final when he fell over, but still won, breaking the World Record in the process. Terminator Bolt flew out of the blocks, but stumbled, and shattered into a million tiny pi...
Usain Bolt, the Olympic 100m champion, is at the centre of a new row today, after it was revealed by members of Beijing's official doping team, that the Jamaican is actually a cyborg. According to the Olympic dopists, Bolt, who, on Saturday, broke...
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