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Funny story: Geller's penis on the road to recovery

Geller's penis on the road to recovery

Uri Geller's penis was well enough to take some soup and wave to fans from his hospital bed last night.

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Funny story: Not looking good for Geller but his penis will pull through.

Not looking good for Geller but his penis will pull through.

Days after the tragic 'wankathon' accident which has left paranormalist Uri Geller fighting for his life, doctors claim that, although there is not much they can do for him, his penis will pull through.

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Funny story: Uri Geller's penis falls off as 'wankathon' goes horribly wrong

Uri Geller's penis falls off as 'wankathon' goes horribly wrong

Uri Geller was in hospital last night, with surgeons battling to reattach his severed penis, after a charity wankathon went horribly wrong.

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Funny story: Borat, Geller send in the lawyers over Cheney sperm donor smears

Borat, Geller send in the lawyers over Cheney sperm donor smears

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Leading Rovian ambassador and sometime Kazakh comedian Mr Borat has issued a stiff rebuke via his lawyers after press allegations in the UK that he is the sperm donor responsible for impregnating Dick Cheney's daughter...

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Funny story: Geller says famous psychic led US to Saddam spider hole

Geller says famous psychic led US to Saddam spider hole

Tel Aviv - (Associated Mess): In a rare political interview, the reclusive Israeli spoonbender Uri Geller has told the press that the power of the paranormal led American troops to fugitive Saddam Hussein's hidey-hole bunker.

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Funny story: Uri Geller Awarded

Uri Geller Awarded

Spoon Bender extraordinaire Uri Geller has been awarded the "Biggest Bender of the Year" by a popular homosexual oriented magazine this month. We are told that is was long known friend of Geller, Michael Jackson, who put his name up for the award.

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Funny story: Nostradamus Foresaw Uri Gellar and Kurt Russell

Nostradamus Foresaw Uri Gellar and Kurt Russell

According to prophecies by Nostradamus, uncovered for the first time since the 16th century, Uri Gellar is set to rise to prominence in the world of astrophysics, and become one of the most under-estimated minds in history.

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Funny story: Uri Geller gets the bends

Uri Geller gets the bends

Uri Geller has been told by doctors to rest after being diagnosed with a mild case of the bends during deep water diving in Gibraltar.

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