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Funny story: 15 Billion Years before Christ even before God

15 Billion Years before Christ even before God

Once upon a time a long long long long time ago 15 Billion years ago, before Dinosaurs roamed the earth, there was nothing according to a lot of Scientists. Here though is another theory, the Universe has always been here but from our limited Kno...

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Funny story: Nothing not even a sausage

Nothing not even a sausage

Professor Karl Carlton known as the Nutty Professor, has caused more controversy after what he has said about the Big Bang which most scientists believe started the Universe 15 Billion years ago. A long long long long time ago more than 15 billion...

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Funny story: Parallel Universes - The Great Prophet Nostradumbass

Parallel Universes - The Great Prophet Nostradumbass

There are billions of Parallel Universes with billions of copies of you living different lives because of different choices made and different choices made by others in the other parallel universes. To put it simply imagine a powerful radio that you can tune into lots of different stations. While you are tuned into Radio one for example there are thousands of other radio stations still broadca...

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Funny story: Another Controversial Answer to the Meaning of Life Discovered

Another Controversial Answer to the Meaning of Life Discovered

Following news here that an Englishman in the Black Country had claimed to have discovered the meaning of life in a dictionary, a claim now disproved by the American Society of Simpleology but believed by most Americans as ABC News said it was true,...

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Funny story: The Universe: Gods paper weight.

The Universe: Gods paper weight.

It was released today that NASA scientists with the use of there brand new trillion dollar telescope have reveled the mysteries of the universe. As we have all noticed the absence of God, scientist now tell us that the whole universe is a paper weigh...

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Funny story: Albert Potter V The Universe

Albert Potter V The Universe

In the high Court, today, a decision was reached in the case of Mr Albert Potter versus The Universe. Mr Justice Fingers, presiding, said that in the light of recent scientific evidence he had no option but to find in favour of Mr Albert Potter.

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Funny story: The Big Big Big and even Bigger Universe

The Big Big Big and even Bigger Universe

Space is big really big you might think its a long way to your nearest newsagent but that's just peanuts compared to space. Scientist John Biggar explained how big space is "There are billions of stars in our galaxy and billions of galaxies in th...

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Funny story: Big Bang is Damp Squib

Big Bang is Damp Squib

Mathematician David Stewart claims that the big bang theory is a damp squib. The theory of the big bang is that a massive explosion billions of years ago created everything in the universe. David says this is nonsense its like this 2 multiplied by 2 = 4 . 5 multiplied by 5 = 25 and so on. But zero multiplied by zero = zero. The universe could, under no circumstance start from absolutely...

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Funny story: Hubble Tunes In to Oldest Known Radio Broadcast

Hubble Tunes In to Oldest Known Radio Broadcast

CAPE CANAVERAL, FL - With the wildly successful Hubble program nearing its final days, most scientists believed the aging telescope was for the most part out of surprises, or at least truly groundbreaking discoveries. Nevertheless, Hubble shocked th...

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Funny story: Dog found at centre of universe

Dog found at centre of universe

Scientists have located the centre of the universe and found a dog there. A team of astro-nanomoleculists at the University of Freelovenburgspeil, Dortman, charted the infinite and ever expanding universe to pinpoint the location of the Big Bang a...

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Funny story: Cher older than the Universe

Cher older than the Universe

Recent carbon dating on aged singer Cher has revealed that she is actually over 5 million years old!...

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Funny story: Homeless Man Spends His Last Dollar On a Miniature Universe

Homeless Man Spends His Last Dollar On a Miniature Universe

A homeless man, who has been living on the streets for the past 25 years, has used the only money he has to buy a miniature universe which he intends to mold in his 'own image'.

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Funny story: Geologists discover that rocks are made from dust in revolutionary scientific breakthrough

Geologists discover that rocks are made from dust in revolutionary scientific breakthrough

A recent discovery has led geologists to the conclusion that rocks are indeed made from dust, which is very tightly compacted. This latest discovery has brought chaos to the scientific community and in many other circles, causing the rewrite of sever...

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Funny story: That's the way, (aha aha) I like it (aha aha)

That's the way, (aha aha) I like it (aha aha)

Ptolemy, (2nd cent. A.D.), the great astronomer, believed that the motionless earth was the center of the universe and the sun, like the moon, traveled around the earth. He believed the stars were just spot lights. Wow! Everybody likes it. Both Copernicus and Galileo failed to convince us, up to now, to abandon saying the sun rises or sets! There are other things we enjoy doing.

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Funny story: Olie,The Ole Married Man - Your Marriage Advice Columnist

Olie,The Ole Married Man - Your Marriage Advice Columnist

Dear Olie, People say that you are the wisest ole married man in the world...or at least along that narrow little fjord where you, Helga and your Norwegian blue live happily ever after. Well as a newly wedded husband I feel like the stupidest married man in the universe! Olie, isn't marriage about passion and love? My dear Protestant evangelical Oxsana and I waited for marital bliss before we...

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Funny story: Universe only one square on a Rubik's Cube

Universe only one square on a Rubik's Cube

Scientists in Chutney on the Fritz have proven that the known universe is only one square on a Rubik's Cube.

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Funny story: Scientists Uncover Secret Of The Cosmos

Scientists Uncover Secret Of The Cosmos

(Chipping Sodbury - AP) Scientists working at the University of Durham announced here that the long-awaited conclusion to the search for the key to the secret of the cosmos has been reached.

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