NBA player attorney Jeffrey Kessler asserted yesterday, that his represented union based sports-entertainment employees were simply underpaid "plantation workers". Premium auto dealers around the U.S. might disagree, given recent sales of elite auto...
The National Union Of Ghosts have officially voted for a mass float out this Halloween, after talks with the government over pay finally broke down. Casper Crowther, spooksman for the Union, told us "the government are being incredibly ignorant in...
The United Auto Workers (UAW) quietly withdrew their $33M, 1,000 acre resort in Michigan from the market after a private meeting with Obama's 'Green Team" at the EPA which promised a cash infusion to promote more 'green jobs' and pointing to the spr...
President Obama took time off from campaigning to throw his support behind the NBA player's union as contract negotiations have broken off and the owners have declared a 'lockout' threatening the 2011-2012 season. In an informal rant after a picku...
In a surprising turn of events in Lybia this evening, the rebels who recently overthrew the brutal dictator Muammar Gaddafi have suffered their own defeat. After a mere 19 hours, the stronghold the rebels held on Martyr Square has been replaced...
The NFL Security Office pledged today to 'take seriously' a threat by the Football Players Union that their former members, who allegedly "disbanded" , may be forced to return to a life of crime if they don't get back on the payroll! The threat of...
Vice President Joe Biden, often accused of being asleep at the switch himself , said there was no excuse for the recent spate of potentially dangerous incidents of Airport Controllers leaving their panels for a snooze or a quickie and blamed Ronald R...
Former Conservative Media Moglette turned rabid liberal, Arianna Huffington, fresh from pocketing $315M after unloading The Huffington Post to a gullible AOL, confirmed that she had just made redundant the last of the paid writers employed by AOL.
MADISON, Wisconsin - The governor of the "Cheese State" (i.e. Wisconsin) has been catching so much flack, grief, outrage, and resentment over the way he ignored the rights of his state's union workers by outlawing their right to enter into collective...
Surprising news today when the National Union of Non-labourers (NUN) disbanded. The group represents the interests of a wide variety of middle-class professions. The union's leader, Mr Bob Shaft, explained. "We feel that there is nothing left for...
The Obama administration has moved decisively to prevent another air trafic controller castrophe. Wednesday night 3/23/2011, at Reagan international airport, pilots were forced to land their planes 'blind'. The lone air traffic controller on duty...
CHICAGO - The National Football League's Safety Governing Council is currently meeting to discuss ways in which to make the game of professional football safer. In the past groundbreaking new rules and regulations have included innovations such as...
Beverly Hills, CA - Charlie Sheen has done it again. Just when you think his last play has been revealed, he produces another trick. Today he announced that, in partnership with Lindsey Lohan and Robert Downey Jr., a new labor union "SSAG" (Screwed-u...
MADISON, Wisconsin - With one swish of the pen, Governor Scott Walker has just dashed past ponzi scheme con artist Bernie Madoff as being the most hated man in the entire United States of America. The governor of "The Cheese State" has just signed...
Trade union leaders today threatened to strike if the government pushes ahead with changes to public sector pensions. A spokesman said, "It's not fair that bankers get huge bonuses, while we have to make to do with our poor salaries and pensions."...
NEW YORK CITY - A spokesperson for the "Fair and Balanced" network known as FOX has stated that according to two supermarket tabloids Just Saying and Say What? his network feels that Al-Qaeda could possibly be behind the Wisconsin teachers union stri...
Professional Footballers Association boss Gordon Taylor claims he has no reason to feel ashamed when it was revealed that his annual salary was just under £1 million. Taylor admitted that Prime Minister David Cameron might feel "sick as a parrot"...
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