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Funny story: Mulligan! Obama Convinces UAW to Take $33m Golf Complex Off Market with Bailout Offer!

Mulligan! Obama Convinces UAW to Take $33m Golf Complex Off Market with Bailout Offer!

The United Auto Workers (UAW) quietly withdrew their $33M, 1,000 acre resort in Michigan from the market after a private meeting with Obama's 'Green Team" at the EPA which promised a cash infusion to promote more 'green jobs' and pointing to the spr...

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Funny story: Obama Demands NBA Must "Pass this New Contract RIGHT NOW!"

Obama Demands NBA Must "Pass this New Contract RIGHT NOW!"

President Obama took time off from campaigning to throw his support behind the NBA player's union as contract negotiations have broken off and the owners have declared a 'lockout' threatening the 2011-2012 season. In an informal rant after a picku...

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Funny story: Lybian Rebels Overtaken By Unions

Lybian Rebels Overtaken By Unions

In a surprising turn of events in Lybia this evening, the rebels who recently overthrew the brutal dictator Muammar Gaddafi have suffered their own defeat. After a mere 19 hours, the stronghold the rebels held on Martyr Square has been replaced...

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Funny story: NFL Beefs Up Security As Player's Union Pledges They'll Be Forced to Turn to Crime if They Don't Get Paid Soon!

NFL Beefs Up Security As Player's Union Pledges They'll Be Forced to Turn to Crime if They Don't Get Paid Soon!

The NFL Security Office pledged today to 'take seriously' a threat by the Football Players Union that their former members, who allegedly "disbanded" , may be forced to return to a life of crime if they don't get back on the payroll! The threat of...

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Funny story: VP Biden Nods Off During Hearing Concerning Air Traffic Controllers Sleeping on Job!

VP Biden Nods Off During Hearing Concerning Air Traffic Controllers Sleeping on Job!

Vice President Joe Biden, often accused of being asleep at the switch himself , said there was no excuse for the recent spate of potentially dangerous incidents of Airport Controllers leaving their panels for a snooze or a quickie and blamed Ronald R...

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Funny story: Arianna Huffington: Writers are 'Free' to Write What they Want As Long As I Don't Have To Pay Them!

Arianna Huffington: Writers are 'Free' to Write What they Want As Long As I Don't Have To Pay Them!

Former Conservative Media Moglette turned rabid liberal, Arianna Huffington, fresh from pocketing $315M after unloading The Huffington Post to a gullible AOL, confirmed that she had just made redundant the last of the paid writers employed by AOL.

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Funny story: Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker Is Now Blaming His Anti-Union Bill On "Witchcraft"

Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker Is Now Blaming His Anti-Union Bill On "Witchcraft"

MADISON, Wisconsin - The governor of the "Cheese State" (i.e. Wisconsin) has been catching so much flack, grief, outrage, and resentment over the way he ignored the rights of his state's union workers by outlawing their right to enter into collective...

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Funny story: Union disbands

Union disbands

Surprising news today when the National Union of Non-labourers (NUN) disbanded. The group represents the interests of a wide variety of middle-class professions. The union's leader, Mr Bob Shaft, explained. "We feel that there is nothing left for...

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Funny story: Obama Moves to Waken Air Traffic Controllers

Obama Moves to Waken Air Traffic Controllers

The Obama administration has moved decisively to prevent another air trafic controller castrophe. Wednesday night 3/23/2011, at Reagan international airport, pilots were forced to land their planes 'blind'. The lone air traffic controller on duty...

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Funny story: In An Effort To Cut Down On Injuries, The NFL Is Considering Doing Away With The "Kickoff"

In An Effort To Cut Down On Injuries, The NFL Is Considering Doing Away With The "Kickoff"

CHICAGO - The National Football League's Safety Governing Council is currently meeting to discuss ways in which to make the game of professional football safer. In the past groundbreaking new rules and regulations have included innovations such as...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan Form new Labor Union

Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan Form new Labor Union

Beverly Hills, CA - Charlie Sheen has done it again. Just when you think his last play has been revealed, he produces another trick. Today he announced that, in partnership with Lindsey Lohan and Robert Downey Jr., a new labor union "SSAG" (Screwed-u...

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Funny story: Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker Has Just Passed Bernie Madoff As Being The Most Hated Man In America

Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker Has Just Passed Bernie Madoff As Being The Most Hated Man In America

MADISON, Wisconsin - With one swish of the pen, Governor Scott Walker has just dashed past ponzi scheme con artist Bernie Madoff as being the most hated man in the entire United States of America. The governor of "The Cheese State" has just signed...

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Funny story: Unions demand fairness

Unions demand fairness

Trade union leaders today threatened to strike if the government pushes ahead with changes to public sector pensions. A spokesman said, "It's not fair that bankers get huge bonuses, while we have to make to do with our poor salaries and pensions."...

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Funny story: FOX News Is Alleging That Al-Qaeda Is Behind The Union Strike In Wisconsin

FOX News Is Alleging That Al-Qaeda Is Behind The Union Strike In Wisconsin

NEW YORK CITY - A spokesperson for the "Fair and Balanced" network known as FOX has stated that according to two supermarket tabloids Just Saying and Say What? his network feels that Al-Qaeda could possibly be behind the Wisconsin teachers union stri...

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Funny story: PFA Chief Defends Salary

PFA Chief Defends Salary

Professional Footballers Association boss Gordon Taylor claims he has no reason to feel ashamed when it was revealed that his annual salary was just under £1 million. Taylor admitted that Prime Minister David Cameron might feel "sick as a parrot"...

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Funny story: Prisoners in UK now Granted Right to Unionize; Threaten to Bring Justice to Its Knees!

Prisoners in UK now Granted Right to Unionize; Threaten to Bring Justice to Its Knees!

Following quick on the heels of the EU mandating that prisoners be granted the right to vote, came the shock pronouncement today that all prisoners now have the right to join a union, go on strike, and in effect bring justice to a standstill! Nati...

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Funny story: Hamster Union Strikes Over Forced Felching Incidents

Hamster Union Strikes Over Forced Felching Incidents

Lawyers for the International Brotherhood of Hamsters announced yesterday that the entire population of pet Hamsters will go on a full activity strike, unless reports of Felching around the globe cease. Terry Beaverton, lawyer and translator for t...

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