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The Importance of Clean Briefs - Chapter 4

Funny story: The Importance of Clean Briefs - Chapter 4

Meisterfibber went back home and told his mom about his upcoming quest. She was not pleased to hear about it, but thought that getting her adopted son away from Murray's Tavern for a few days would not be such a bad idea. She packed him a backpack full of food and took a fresh clean pair of briefs and put them into a leather case. She told him, that, if he was to make a good impression with the...

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The Importance of Clean Briefs - Chapter 3

Funny story: The Importance of Clean Briefs - Chapter 3

Hop-To-It paused for a moment to see if he could remember if he had asked Larry if he'd put on a fresh clean pair of briefs that morning. He couldn't remember if he did so he continued on with the story. "I introduced ourselves and told Burpsfire that Larry was here to parley for the Kingdom of Dodgedom. Larry stepped forward to face Burpsfire and… And… Just turned all white. His eyes got al...

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The Importance of Clean Briefs - Chapter 2

Funny story: The Importance of Clean Briefs - Chapter 2

As the King silently wept into his beer he could only wish that he'd taken his mother's advice and become a heavy metal rock star. The king's moping was finally ended by a loud voice that came from the back of the room. "Hey!" cried out a voice from the middle of the room. "Why not do parley with the dragon to strike a truce? I don't see how we have anything to lose by trying". The King...

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Long John Beckham wears them in bed!

David Beckham is about to launch his own range of "long john" underwear and promises that he was never influenced by Alfred Steptoe Snr. The toothless rag and bone man from way back when. Beck's collection is tight, sexy, and reveals plenty of bal...

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London Underground Lingerie Bandit Identified

Funny story: London Underground Lingerie Bandit Identified

London UK: The final edition of the British Sunday tabloid "The News of the World" displayed the following headline LONDON UNDERGROUND LINGERIE BANDIT IDENTIFIED. Criminal activity has been reported to the Metropolitan Police involving ladies rid...

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Mrs Thatcher's knickers bought by Nonce at Sir Geoffrey Archer Charity Auction

Funny story: Mrs Thatcher's knickers bought by Nonce at Sir Geoffrey Archer Charity Auction

A pair of black silk knickers belonging to Lady Margaret Thatcher fetched £25,000 at a charity auction organised by Sir Geoffrey Archer this week. Mrs Thatcher first wore the 'lucky' knickers on the night the Belgrano was sunk in 1982 and had the...

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The Importance of Clean Briefs Chapter 1

Funny story: The Importance of Clean Briefs Chapter 1

The days had turned dark and ominous for the elves of the Kingdom of Dodgedom. A great evil had imparted itself on this once merry and happy Kingdom, greatly souring the elves spirits as well as their milk. Yes, it is sad to say that where there was once happiness there is now sorrow. The laughter had changed to crying and the sunshine to rain. Parties had turned into mere funerals for lost...

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What's Thong With That?

Funny story: What's Thong With That?

Flamboyant makeup and fashion stylist to the stars Jean-Pierre D'Alpuget, 45, was caught on closed circuit television last Wednesday trying on frilly laced underwear at a swanky department store in Vancouver, Canada. When stopped by store securi...

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Queen's knickers and other royal items 'missing' after Obama Palace stay!

London - Someone rifled through HM's drawers and made off with dozens of pairs of Bridget Jones-style undies, a Palace footman revealed today. Also missing from the royal inventory are two dozen George III silver teaspoons, an Ormolu candelabra in...

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Louise Minchin approached by the EPL WAGS for fashion advice; Victoria Beckham first in line

Funny story: Louise Minchin approached by the EPL WAGS for fashion advice; Victoria Beckham first in line

Louise Minchin (or Louise Mingeking as she is known by many) has been approached by many of the wives of the rich and famous, for fashion advice. Many say they have often been approached - prior to interviews - regarding their mode of dress, espec...

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Beckham to launch own 'ladies underwear' range

Funny story: Beckham to launch own 'ladies underwear' range

David Beckham is to launch his own 'ladies underwear' range following the launching of his undies for men. Advertising for the men's range features David on huge billboards showing off his six pack, dressed in undies bearing his name. The tightie...

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Chelsea Striker Didier Drogba finally reveals why he does not wear underwear and comments on Torres' arrival at Chelsea

Funny story: Chelsea Striker Didier Drogba finally reveals why he does not wear underwear and comments on Torres' arrival at Chelsea

Chelsea Striker, Didier Drogba, who recently turned 33, finally revealed to one of our reporters why he does not wear underwear. Apparently, when growing up, his family could only afford to buy the absolute essentials, which did NOT include under...

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'Skinnymalinx" Victoria's Secret Model Is Gradually Vanishing

Funny story: 'Skinnymalinx" Victoria's Secret Model Is Gradually Vanishing

A skeletal thin lingerie model is gradually fading away. She is gradually growing thinner and thinner. The South African beauty is worried by her gradual loss of weight. She said, "I bought some special 'vanishing cream' and rubbed it on my butt...

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Kristen Stewart's Panties On eBay

Funny story: Kristen Stewart's Panties On eBay

Panties purporting to be Kristen Stewart's are fetching prices of more $3,000 on eBay. But insiders say the unwary buyers are being conned. Just last week, an unknown buyer coughed up $3,250 for a pair of "Slightly soiled, worn once, open-crotc...

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Victoria's Secret: Models Wear Crotchless Panties Because There's No There There

Funny story: Victoria's Secret: Models Wear Crotchless Panties Because There's No There There

At long last the secret that has been hidden from true believers has been revealed; the nymphet models for this provocative display of flesh have legs so long that they are virtual infinitesimal parallelograms. That being so, the fact that they...

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Valentine's Day Shopping Frenzy

Funny story: Valentine's Day Shopping Frenzy

Shops across the UK have braced themselves for the influx of inexperienced male shoppers desperately trying to find a last second Valentine's Day gift for their partners. "We've put extra staff on," said Mark St John, manager of Lataman, Altrincha...

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Brett Favre to Quarterback Lingerie Football League Expansion Team In Green Bay

Funny story: Brett Favre to Quarterback Lingerie Football League Expansion Team In Green Bay

Tarnished legacy Quarterback Brett Favre is hoping that football fans in Green Bay Wisconsin have forgotten how the future Hall Of Famer f--ked them over by September, because he will be playing for Green Bay next season. In the Lingerie Football...

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Jasmine Villegas Reveals An Interesting Intimate Secret About Justin Bieber

Funny story: Jasmine Villegas Reveals An Interesting Intimate Secret About Justin Bieber

LOS ANGELES - Jasmine Villegas, who not only was Justin Bieber's opening act last year but who also dated the young Canadian for two months has revealed an intimate detail about the Bieber. Villegas, 17, who starred on the Disney Channel's spin-of...

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Trump Now Also President of Egypt

President Donald Trump now claims to be part Egyptian after a new mummy was uncovered. Noted the President, "Look! It's old, wrinkly, shriveled, and orange! Just like me!"
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