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Funny story: Surprise, Surprise, Donald Trump Didn’t Win

Surprise, Surprise, Donald Trump Didn’t Win

Donald Trump planned that his hand-picked Supreme Court would throw out all the mail-in ballots. But guess what happened? Mail-in ballots were not thrown out; they were received, counted, and accurately gave the majority votes to the Biden-Harris…

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Funny story: DeBlasio daughter rushed to therapy following episode of tongue disorder

DeBlasio daughter rushed to therapy following episode of tongue disorder

Mayor of New York, Bill DeBlasio, reports his daughter is recovering nicely and will be released soon. His daughter, Chiara DeBlasio, 25, showed signs of a second indication of perfide rei publicae lingua (rogue political tongue) in Democratic Cir…

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Funny story: Trump claims Biden is half-Ugandan

Trump claims Biden is half-Ugandan

In an astonishing statement from the White House, Donald Trump has claimed Joe Biden is ineligible to become President because he is half-Ugandan. "I have reliable information, 100 % true, that he was not born in Scranton Pennsylvania, but in Kampala…

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Funny story: Biden wants White House by Thanksgiving “to get on with it pronto”

Biden wants White House by Thanksgiving “to get on with it pronto”

Despite at least half a dozen states in dispute as to a reliable vote count, plus the onset of legal challenges, Mr. Biden is eager to move on. He has already been talking with foreign leaders (violation of the Logan Act), which put Trump and his…

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Funny story: Magicians Wanted!

Magicians Wanted!

Are you a talented magician who is tired of performing at children's birthday parties? Do you want to put your skills to work as a public servant? If so, we want YOU to help count the vote at key election facilities in Georgia's upcoming US Senate ru…

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Funny story: “Not my president” lyrics and staging set-ups available at Amazon dot com and Walmart

“Not my president” lyrics and staging set-ups available at Amazon dot com and Walmart

With mainstream media calling the election for Mr. Biden, new marketing opportunities have immediately emerged. A day ago that same MSM press was speaking of “the incredible shrinking electoral count” as various states reported shenanigans, with B…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Being Evicted

Donald Trump Being Evicted

Imagine being kicked out of the White House by 75,196,576 people. Now that is one serious eviction notice! Start your packing! What? No way! So Trump’s taking his rent-free, four-year renewal option to the U.S. Supreme Court. Somebody tell th…

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Funny story: This Is What Democracy Looks Like

This Is What Democracy Looks Like

Donald Trump is history, bad history, probably just a footnote in future history books. Best of all, Trump will no longer occupy the White House. Anyone who claims otherwise, suggesting fraudulent votes, future teams of lawyers, appeals to the Suprem…

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Funny story: Ok, Trump The Chump Got His Racist Ass Kicked, Now He Has To Stop Being a Pussy, Grow Some Balls, and Accept The Fact That He’s A “Loser”!

Ok, Trump The Chump Got His Racist Ass Kicked, Now He Has To Stop Being a Pussy, Grow Some Balls, and Accept The Fact That He’s A “Loser”!

(NOT EDITED) NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Vox Populi put it excellently when they said that Trump has turned out to be the worst president ever. They went on to say that he did absolutely nothing during his term but play golf about 8,000 times…

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Funny story: US Presidential Election Result To Be In By Christmas

US Presidential Election Result To Be In By Christmas

As the counting of votes continues in the 2020 US presidential election, and the reputation of the process slides further and further into the mud, there was good news this afternoon, when it was announced that ALL results will definitely be in and c…

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Funny story: Republicans desperately search for scientists to back "Alternate Counting Theory"

Republicans desperately search for scientists to back "Alternate Counting Theory"

Republicans have very recently started discussing a new scientific theory that they feel would more accurately reflect the views of their constituents. During a meeting to discuss the ramifications of election results, a contingent of Republican Sen…

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Funny story: Kanye West The Hip-Hop Artist Who Ran For President, Finally Concedes The Presidential Election

Kanye West The Hip-Hop Artist Who Ran For President, Finally Concedes The Presidential Election

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – After waiting 48 hours, the music entertainer known by millions as West the Pest, has just announced in a Walmart parking lot, in Chicago, that he is conceding defeat in the presidential election. West, aka Mr. Kim Kardas…

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Funny story: Man Is Uninterested In Presidential Election Result

Man Is Uninterested In Presidential Election Result

A man who has no interest in, or understanding of, politics has revealed how uninterested he is in the outcome of the 2020 US presidential election being so closely contended by President Trump and his bitter rival, Sir Jose Biden. Moys Kenwood, 5…

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Funny story: Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster seen using UFOs to deliver ballots to Detroit polling center

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster seen using UFOs to deliver ballots to Detroit polling center

Eyewitnesses have reported seeing a bevy of unusual activity at the TCF Center in Detroit as ballot counting continues. One protestor, who asked to remain anonymous, stated, "It started with the barriers. I was really upset when they put those…

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Funny story: Rudy QC and Eric PI, special agents

Rudy QC and Eric PI, special agents

Episode 1: The Case of the Stolen Election Scene 1 Rudy Guiliani and Eric Trump are in their car in a parking lot in downtown Philadelphia. Eric: Gee, Uncle Rudy, these corned beef sangwiches are delicious. Do you have any mustard? Rudy…

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Funny story: Trump sues Democrat voters for not voting for him

Trump sues Democrat voters for not voting for him

The state of Pennsylvania, home of the Amish and birthplace of the pencil, was in the news today as it proved to be a crucial battleground in the US election. President Trump was ahead in early voting, but as early ballots and mail-in votes came in -…

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Funny story: Late sweep by US Postal Service credited with Mondale 2020 victory

Late sweep by US Postal Service credited with Mondale 2020 victory

The intensive late push by the US Postal Service to leave "no stone unturned" in their search for mail-in ballots is considered responsible for the surprise Walter Mondale victory in the 2020 American Presidential election. The effort by mail sort…

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