Showing:

Funny satire stories about US Senate

Try another search?

Funny story: Senate And House To Vote On Controversial Suspicion

Senate And House To Vote On Controversial Suspicion

A green light was signaled earlier today, clearing the way for the House and Senate to take a vote on the controversial suspicion of whether or not Frank Sinatra is or isn't the father of Mia Farrow's son, Ronan, born while she was the inamorata of f...

Read full story
Funny story: American politicians sort the American Debt Crisis

American politicians sort the American Debt Crisis

American politicians have been told that if they don't get a deal sorted by Wednesday, they will be out of a job on Thursday. "On Thursday," said economic spokesman and former singer, Johnny Cash, "America will shut without an agreement. No more m...

Read full story
Funny story: US Congress and Senate Do a Runner

US Congress and Senate Do a Runner

Shocked citizens of "The Land of the Free and the Home of the Broke" woke up today to find that their entire government had absconded rather than face up to the global debt collectors that are expected to come knocking next Thursday. It seems that th...

Read full story
Funny story: Brit cops swooped to stop whistleblower Snowden publishing results of US Senators' covert drug testing

Brit cops swooped to stop whistleblower Snowden publishing results of US Senators' covert drug testing

Washington AC/DC - Brits' confiscation of phones and laptops belonging to David Miranda may have been ordered by paranoid US Senate Internal Affairs officials to thwart publication of highly controversial drug testing of the country's top lawnrakers...

Read full story
Funny story: Longtime Senator Resigns-Enters Trappist Monastery in Georgia!

Longtime Senator Resigns-Enters Trappist Monastery in Georgia!

Longtime senator Chester Snavely held a press conference on the steps of the Repentant Sinner Monastery in Valdosta, Georgia as he announced his decision to resign from the Senate and become a monk. Senator Snavely, long known for his support of the...

Read full story
Funny story: House Republicans offer collective support for Freedom From Wages Act

House Republicans offer collective support for Freedom From Wages Act

Tuesday, June 18, 2013 - House Republicans today announced their intention to fully support the Freedom From Wages Act. "This is a very important piece of legislation," said House Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-Va), "and one that will finally free...

Read full story
Funny story: Americans Unite On Social Media, Fire the Entire US Government.

Americans Unite On Social Media, Fire the Entire US Government.

In a unheard of show of solidarity the entire American population got together and decided to fire the US Government for inept performance and incompetent representation. One group started a blog called, US Politicians are Self Serving, Entitled,...

Read full story
Funny story: Senator Rand Paul To Block Door To CIA Nomination With His Big White Balls

Senator Rand Paul To Block Door To CIA Nomination With His Big White Balls

Senator Rand Paul is pledging to block the CIA Director nominee John Brennan's passage through the Senate "Out" door. He says that he intends to roll his big balls in front of it to seal it closed, a statement from his Senate office reports. The door...

Read full story
Funny story: Senator Alexander's Facebook Falls Victim to Mildly Harassing Comment

Senator Alexander's Facebook Falls Victim to Mildly Harassing Comment

Tennessee Senator Lamar Alexander has reportedly suffered a mildly harassing comment on his official Facebook profile. The offending remark was in response to an article the Senator posted which warned against the dangers of the looming fiscal cliff.

Read full story
Funny story: Senator Rubio's Facebook Falls Victim to Mildly Harassing Comment

Senator Rubio's Facebook Falls Victim to Mildly Harassing Comment

Freshmen U.S. Senator Marco Rubio has reportedly suffered a mildly harassing comment on his official Facebook profile. The offending remark was in response to an article the Senator posted which claimed, "Rubio slams Obama, Biden on economy." The...

Read full story
Funny story: U.S. Senate Bursts into Spontaneous Verse

U.S. Senate Bursts into Spontaneous Verse

The U.S. Senators gathered for today's floor debate unexpectedly and unintentionally broke out into verse in the middle of their proceedings. The following is the official Congressional transcript of what occurred. CONGRESSIONAL RECORD PROCEEDINGS AND DEBATES OF THE 112TH CONGRESS, SECOND SESSION WASHINGTON, THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 6 2012 SENATE MORNING BUSINESS The Senate met at 10...

Read full story
Funny story: U.S. Senatorial Candiddate Todd Akin Registers for Community College Bio Class

U.S. Senatorial Candiddate Todd Akin Registers for Community College Bio Class

St. Louis, MO - Today, the St. Louis Community College's Registration Office had quite the visitor from the campaign trail. No, not either of the candidates for President, but Senatorial candidate, Todd Akin. Akin was quick to point out that he was...

Read full story
Funny story: Senate Promises Crackdown on Leaks

Senate Promises Crackdown on Leaks

Leaders of the Senate and House intelligence committees said Thursday they were drafting legislation to further limit who can access bathrooms, toilets, WCs, lavatories…call them what you will…..after a serious of high profile leaks have Americans a...

Read full story
Funny story: The U.S. Senate Finally Agrees On Something - There Are Way Too Many Reality Singing Shows

The U.S. Senate Finally Agrees On Something - There Are Way Too Many Reality Singing Shows

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a surprising move that has even shocked President Obama word coming out of the hallowed halls of the United States Senate is that the Democratic and Republican dudes and dudesses who make lots of money and have fantastic benefit...

Read full story
Funny story: US Politicians Buck The Trend

US Politicians Buck The Trend

Former Scottish Labour Party leader and current MSP for Paisley North, Wendy Alexander has announced that she will not seek reelection in the MAY 2011 Election. She has expressed a desire to spend more time with her children and as a result could...

Read full story
Funny story: H&R Block CEO Responds to Senate Letter Regarding New Tax Credits, Encloses Resume

H&R Block CEO Responds to Senate Letter Regarding New Tax Credits, Encloses Resume

Senate leaders are countering the effort to repeal the new health care law by calling attention to small businesses tax credits also contained in the legislation. The Senate's top seven Democrats, all whiny and pissy over losing control of the Leg...

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more