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Funny story: U.S. Fleet Neurologist Releases Bin Laden's Medical Report

U.S. Fleet Neurologist Releases Bin Laden's Medical Report

Counter intelligence units deployed in the Arabian Peninsula, were reportedly angered over the intentional leak of medical exam information following the return of Osama Bin Laden's remains to the aircraft carrier, USS Carl Vinson. The on-duty P...

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Funny story: Ban Lifted on Women Submariners

Ban Lifted on Women Submariners

Women can now serve on US submarines, after a ban was lifted. Training women for their new duties and the creation of appropriate quarters mean it could be more than a year before women take up their posts. Its estimated that it will cost the US D...

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Funny story: Navy Spokesman: Raunchy Videos a Case of Bad Timing

Navy Spokesman: Raunchy Videos a Case of Bad Timing

In a hastily-called press conference, U.S Navy spokesman Ralph Bankton stated that while the raunchy videos filmed aboard the Naval destroyer USS Enterprise may be considered in bad taste, they were part of a carefully orchestrated public relations c...

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Funny story: US Navy's latest assignment is, making Pornos!

US Navy's latest assignment is, making Pornos!

Recent US Navy manoeuvres are not quite what one expects from the world's mightiest navy. Instead of participating in NATO manoeuvres and other strategic, military assignments the US navy have been ordered to organise a "porn" industry on board. P...

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Funny story: Raunchy Navy Videos Leaked to Media to Refute Don't Ask, Don't Tell Rumors

Raunchy Navy Videos Leaked to Media to Refute Don't Ask, Don't Tell Rumors

An unidentified Naval Commander, speaking on the condition of anonymity, claims that it was necessary to make and leak raunchy sex videos to show the world that the majority of servicemen in the Navy are not homosexual, as the repeal of Don't Ask, Do...

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Funny story: Don't Ask, Don't Tell: Swishbuckling Seaman Proposes To Admiral Dinkover

Don't Ask, Don't Tell: Swishbuckling Seaman Proposes To Admiral Dinkover

Already we are seeing ramifications due to the ruling by a California Federal Judge stating that the "dont ask, don't tell" provision is unconstitutional. Yesterday, on board the USS Ballsack, Seaman 1st Class Julius "My Boy" Pfeffer asked Rear Ad...

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Funny story: Navy Forced to Rename Toilets "Head Or Butt" To Avoid Discrimination

Navy Forced to Rename Toilets "Head Or Butt" To Avoid Discrimination

President Obama promised gays that he would repeal the "don't ask, don't tell" proviso that allows the branches of the military to dismiss anyone openly gay. And now, with the Pentagon reviewing this law at the behest of the President, the Navy is f...

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Funny story: 7000 U.S. Marines to boost Sex Tourism in Costa Rica

7000 U.S. Marines to boost Sex Tourism in Costa Rica

According to the July 5, 2010 Tico Times, "Costa Rica has granted the U.S. military a six-month window to bring 7,000 Marines, five planes and 46 warships into its territory". The 31-8 vote of the Legislative Assembly was presumably "to help stem...

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Funny story: North Korean Destroyer Fires On The American Aircraft Carrier The USS Condoleezza Rice

North Korean Destroyer Fires On The American Aircraft Carrier The USS Condoleezza Rice

SEA OF JAPAN - A North Korean destroyer, The NKS Rice Paddy, has just made a horrible mistake. It fired upon the American Aircraft Carrier The USS Condoleezza Rice. Capt. Addison Roberto McRemington, commander of the Condi Rice stated that before...

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Funny story: US Navy: It's OK For Women to 'Go Down!'

US Navy: It's OK For Women to 'Go Down!'

The US Navy opened the last bastion closed to serving female officers by telling them it was OK to join the submarine service and go down for their country. Due to the confined quarters on a US Navy Attack Submarine where as many as nine sailors b...

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Funny story: Rev. Al Sharpton Wants A U.S. Aircraft Carrier Named After Michael Jackson

Rev. Al Sharpton Wants A U.S. Aircraft Carrier Named After Michael Jackson

HARLEM, New York - The Reverend Al Sharpton has stated that issuing a Michael Jackson Commemorative Postage Stamp and naming a national holiday in his honor is not enough. The outspoken man of the cloth said that he will be meeting with Vice-Presi...

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Funny story: US navy captured by Somali pirates

US navy captured by Somali pirates

Reports from the Somali news agency suggest early this morning a US battleship heading towards North Korea was sensationally captured by 3 Somali Pirates in a fierce battle on a rubber dingy. The battleship which is equipped heavily with arms and...

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Funny story: Chinese Shove their Junk in the US Navy's Face

Chinese Shove their Junk in the US Navy's Face

The South China Sea became the setting for a naval confrontation reminiscent of Admiral nelson and the battle of Trafalgar which once and for all settled the British possession of the square by the same name. This time the major players appeared to b...

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Funny story: Americans claim victory in salvage war against the Royal Navy

Americans claim victory in salvage war against the Royal Navy

An American salvage company, Lucky Strike Exploration, today claimed victory over the British navy, and began looting their ships. Speaking with a cutlass between his teeth, managing director Barack Beard said 'Ah haaar! Now we's be' havin' fun wi...

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Funny story: US and UK to Disband Military Forces

US and UK to Disband Military Forces

In a shock and awe statement to the press this morning President Brush, accompanied at the podium by UK Sub-Prime Minister Gordon Brown, declared that the two countries had mutually agreed to disband their respective military forces forthwith. Cit...

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Funny story: US Navy see red

US Navy see red

Geneve - Claims by a Pentagon official that a US Navy missile had successfully hit and destroyed a rogue satellite are completely untrue. The missile, infact, actually hit and destroyed the Rouge satellite. This has resulted in the w...

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Funny story: U.S. Navy Shoots Down Sputnik Spy Satellite

U.S. Navy Shoots Down Sputnik Spy Satellite

The inoperable antique Russian spy satellite Sputnik I, orbiting 150 miles above Earth, was struck Wednesday by a missile fired from a Navy cruiser, announced U.S. military representatives.

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