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Funny story: Arizona Offers Immigrants Voluntary Incarceration

Arizona Offers Immigrants Voluntary Incarceration

Arizona has extended a limited-time offer to all immigrants in the state to be voluntarily incarcerated for a 10-year period, following which they would enjoy a six-month exemption from the state requirement that all immigrants over the age of 14 car...

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Funny story: "Get Real Names", Napolitano tells Immigrants

"Get Real Names", Napolitano tells Immigrants

In an effort to streamline US Homeland Security efforts Secretary Janet Napolitano has asked immigrants to "get real names". The move follows a number of cases in which the same individual has appeared at different places bearing different names, or...

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Funny story: Israeli Parliament Denounces US Settlement Plans

Israeli Parliament Denounces US Settlement Plans

The Knesset on Friday expressed regret at US plans to build new homes before considering a freeze, calling the move counter-productive to efforts to launch immigration reform and land return negotiations. Knesset spokesman Giora Pordes spoke after s...

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Funny story: President Bush Presses for Albanian Immigration Reform

President Bush Presses for Albanian Immigration Reform

WASHINGTON White House sources acknowledge that President George Bush has been holding meetings with key members of congress in order to break through the present stalemate in important immigration reform. The President wants to put the problem of i...

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Funny story: Bush Denied Re-Entry to US

Bush Denied Re-Entry to US

In an ironic turn of events US President G. W. Bush has been denied re-entry to the US. This apparent snafu a result of Mr. Bush not having his Passport with him on Air Force 1, nor having any paperwork showing that he has applied for a passport whi...

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Funny story: America Panics As Man With Clap Enters Country

America Panics As Man With Clap Enters Country

Anderson Talker, a 31-year-old computer systems operator, has raised concerns about public safety to heights not seen since the days following 9-11, when he was diagnosed with a potentially incurable case of the clap, and was still allowed to enter t...

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Funny story: Thousands all demanding free passage, turned back at border

Thousands all demanding free passage, turned back at border

Washington, DC - Thousands of Mexican citizens wanting to immigrate into the United States rushed the US/Mexico border while still thousands less Canadians even showed up at the US/Canadian border today all claiming to have contracted the deadly incu...

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Funny story: Statue of Liberty Walks In Protest Over LAPD Mistreatment Of Immigrants

Statue of Liberty Walks In Protest Over LAPD Mistreatment Of Immigrants

(New York--NY) "At first, I thought it was the work of Muslim malfeasance," was the reaction of New York City Harbor Police Officer Richard Tracy as he motored by Liberty Island and saw just a torch where the Statue of Liberty used to be.

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