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Funny story: 'Irony Man' meteorite carving is Space Nazis totem

'Irony Man' meteorite carving is Space Nazis totem

London - Curators at London's Museum of Natural Hystery have unveiled a meteorite artefuct that once adorned the prow of a spacecraft flown to Earth by Nazi extraterrestrials. The 24cm-long 10kg statue of 'Irony Man' warrior is carved from a rare...

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Funny story: UFO blue ice dumped on Balmoral

UFO blue ice dumped on Balmoral

Scotland - Prince Philip has blamed carnivorous aliens for last night's 'meatier shower' that bombarded Balmoral with tons of firey space-sh*t. The equinoctial dump saw a huge dollop of methane-rich ET by-products ejected over Royal Deeside by a m...

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Funny story: UFO in Stratford from the Stratosphere Unimpressive

UFO in Stratford from the Stratosphere Unimpressive

When people watching the Olympics' fireworks display at the end of a tedious march of nations saw something in the evening sky, it was not a bird, a plane, nor Superman. If NBC wanted great ratings, they have apparently caught the interest of thos...

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Funny story: Blair feared alien nanocraft 'were stalking Cherie'

Blair feared alien nanocraft 'were stalking Cherie'

London - Tiny alien UFOs disguised as flies, mosquitos and species butterflies such as the Common [Fire 'n'] Brimstone were the top suspects behind the PM's fears. Newly declassified UFO files released today describe how the Blairs fought a conce...

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Funny story: NATO bid to nuke Syria's Krak Des Chevaliers UFO hangar

NATO bid to nuke Syria's Krak Des Chevaliers UFO hangar

Brussels - Top brass at a NATO summit have ordered the immediate destruction of a Syrian hangar suspected of shielding extraterrestrials involved in the Turkish F-4 Phantom downing. The Krak Des Chevaliers air base has been widely reported of invo...

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Funny story: Turkish Jet Shot Down by UFO Over Syria

Turkish Jet Shot Down by UFO Over Syria

A Turkish air force jet went down in Syrian waters on Friday, but Turkey's prime minister said he could not confirm media reports that it had been shot down by a UFO. Turkish and Syrian vessels were searching for the plane - which the media id...

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Funny story: Primrose Hill humming UFO 'nothing more than some luvvy's vibrator' - report

Primrose Hill humming UFO 'nothing more than some luvvy's vibrator' - report

London - A lunar-powered battery charger servicing the latest in dildo technology has been outed as the source of an 'alien' hum. Three months of intensive MoD probing investigated paranoid Primrose Hill residents' claims that some sort of extrate...

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Funny story: 'Mayan Calendar' crop circle or Aztec Roulette Wheel?

'Mayan Calendar' crop circle or Aztec Roulette Wheel?

London - Ufologists fighting for a share of the lucrative Gemini Solar Eclipse prediction market centered on Sunday night's occultation are having none of it, of course. They're siding with Mexican cereologist Jamie Maussan's claims that the 2004...

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Funny story: St George returns to slay the Dragon

St George returns to slay the Dragon

London - A Cross of St George-emblazoned UFO piggybacking on Comet C/1861 G1 Thatcher has been spotted grandstanding over the Thames in London. It's the first time that the long-period comet has been seen directly above Blackfriars Bridge where '...

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Funny story: Boston Radio Station Intercepted By Aliens

Boston Radio Station Intercepted By Aliens

Mulva Clark was settling down for the night to the tune of some of her favorite MUZAC on a local contemporary Christian music station. It was being used as filler until the station finally began broadcasting, but she liked the way it sounded. It re...

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Funny story: Will US/Britain Fake UFO Landing?

Will US/Britain Fake UFO Landing?

A new rumor out of Washington was immediately denied by the Pentagon today, a little too immediate some are saying. According to different versions of the story it seems like someone had a great idea on how to bring the world together and stop man...

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Funny story: London UFO belting out 'If I Fooled The World Every Day Would Be The First Day Of Sting' subliminals: report

London UFO belting out 'If I Fooled The World Every Day Would Be The First Day Of Sting' subliminals: report

London - The MoD confirmed today it was monitoring the flypast anthem ahead of Tuesday's Vernal Equinox. A tip-off from the International Space Station saw RAF jets scrambled to check out intelligence taht an alien mothership is about to suck up i...

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Funny story: 'Alien' remains found in Royal park 'thought to be Lord Lucan'

'Alien' remains found in Royal park 'thought to be Lord Lucan'

Edinburgh - Reports from Holyrood Palace tonight said the fugitive MI6/KGB double agent was known for his dead letter drop rendezvous near Salisbury Crags where some newly discovered bones are thought to be those of the missing Irish peer. Lucan v...

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Funny story: Wacko Jacko fedora-shaped UFO in Whitney cortege flypast

Wacko Jacko fedora-shaped UFO in Whitney cortege flypast

Newark, New Jersey - "That's gotta be Wacko's heavenly runabout," a Nesbitt Street MUFON aficionado told reporters, "I just seen a pic of his ape Bubbles etched in dayglo pink on the side of the fuselage." The Sussex Avenue location has always bee...

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Funny story: Syria's Area 51 secrets shielded by Chinese/Russian UN veto strategy

Syria's Area 51 secrets shielded by Chinese/Russian UN veto strategy

Damascus - Protection of prehistoric alien artefuct secrets like the Tripoli County Krak des Chevaliers fortress is top of the joint Russian/Chinese agenda at the UN this weekend. The cold war allies refused to condemn President Assad's continued...

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Funny story: Giant alien breast implant explodes over Bournemouth

Giant alien breast implant explodes over Bournemouth

Dorset - Bournemouth resident Steve Hornsby has had a lucky escape after a shower of gelatinous alien boob job filler splattered over his garden this weekend. Globules of pale blue extraterrestrial gunk were seen carpet bombing his lawn during an...

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Funny story: Marine UFO seen 'taunting' Costa Concordia minutes before fatal prang

Marine UFO seen 'taunting' Costa Concordia minutes before fatal prang

Italy - Some alien marine artefucts were spotted bobbing in the waters amid reports an Unidentified Submerged Object may have goaded the stricken cruiser onto Giglio's uncharted rocks. "Such craft are notorious for luring wayward vessels," an alie...

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