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St George returns to slay the Dragon

Funny story: St George returns to slay the Dragon

London - A Cross of St George-emblazoned UFO piggybacking on Comet C/1861 G1 Thatcher has been spotted grandstanding over the Thames in London. It's the first time that the long-period comet has been seen directly above Blackfriars Bridge where '...

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Boston Radio Station Intercepted By Aliens

Mulva Clark was settling down for the night to the tune of some of her favorite MUZAC on a local contemporary Christian music station. It was being used as filler until the station finally began broadcasting, but she liked the way it sounded. It re...

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Will US/Britain Fake UFO Landing?

Funny story: Will US/Britain Fake UFO Landing?

A new rumor out of Washington was immediately denied by the Pentagon today, a little too immediate some are saying. According to different versions of the story it seems like someone had a great idea on how to bring the world together and stop man...

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London UFO belting out 'If I Fooled The World Every Day Would Be The First Day Of Sting' subliminals: report

Funny story: London UFO belting out 'If I Fooled The World Every Day Would Be The First Day Of Sting' subliminals: report

London - The MoD confirmed today it was monitoring the flypast anthem ahead of Tuesday's Vernal Equinox. A tip-off from the International Space Station saw RAF jets scrambled to check out intelligence taht an alien mothership is about to suck up i...

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'Alien' remains found in Royal park 'thought to be Lord Lucan'

Funny story: 'Alien' remains found in Royal park 'thought to be Lord Lucan'

Edinburgh - Reports from Holyrood Palace tonight said the fugitive MI6/KGB double agent was known for his dead letter drop rendezvous near Salisbury Crags where some newly discovered bones are thought to be those of the missing Irish peer. Lucan v...

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Wacko Jacko fedora-shaped UFO in Whitney cortege flypast

Funny story: Wacko Jacko fedora-shaped UFO in Whitney cortege flypast

Newark, New Jersey - "That's gotta be Wacko's heavenly runabout," a Nesbitt Street MUFON aficionado told reporters, "I just seen a pic of his ape Bubbles etched in dayglo pink on the side of the fuselage." The Sussex Avenue location has always bee...

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Syria's Area 51 secrets shielded by Chinese/Russian UN veto strategy

Funny story: Syria's Area 51 secrets shielded by Chinese/Russian UN veto strategy

Damascus - Protection of prehistoric alien artefuct secrets like the Tripoli County Krak des Chevaliers fortress is top of the joint Russian/Chinese agenda at the UN this weekend. The cold war allies refused to condemn President Assad's continued...

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Giant alien breast implant explodes over Bournemouth

Funny story: Giant alien breast implant explodes over Bournemouth

Dorset - Bournemouth resident Steve Hornsby has had a lucky escape after a shower of gelatinous alien boob job filler splattered over his garden this weekend. Globules of pale blue extraterrestrial gunk were seen carpet bombing his lawn during an...

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Marine UFO seen 'taunting' Costa Concordia minutes before fatal prang

Funny story: Marine UFO seen 'taunting' Costa Concordia minutes before fatal prang

Italy - Some alien marine artefucts were spotted bobbing in the waters amid reports an Unidentified Submerged Object may have goaded the stricken cruiser onto Giglio's uncharted rocks. "Such craft are notorious for luring wayward vessels," an alie...

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Challenging French rural eco plumbing freaks out pilgrims to Bugarach apocalypse site

Funny story: Challenging French rural eco plumbing freaks out pilgrims to Bugarach apocalypse site

Aude, France - A camper van convoy heading south to the apocalyptic 2012 town of Bugarach is threatening to sue UK tour operators HippyWheels amid a gruelling three day experience of local extreme plumbing. Treacherous wintry conditions saw the cl...

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Google Earth shows Chinese 'Area 51' hiding vast alien hangar: reports

Funny story: Google Earth shows Chinese 'Area 51' hiding vast alien hangar: reports

Gansu Province - The huge UFO monster responsible for gobbling up Russia's $160 million Zenit-2SB rocket-powered Phobos-Grunt probe last week is believed to be stationed at the top secret Ding Xin military air base. Google Earth pictures released...

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UFO belting out prophetic 'Silvio's Mother' in Rome lap-of-honor flypast!

Funny story: UFO belting out prophetic 'Silvio's Mother' in Rome lap-of-honor flypast!

Rome - - The Italian Scare Force was out in numbers today as the dulcet strains of an adapted Dr Hook & The Medicine Show 1972 smash hit were heard resonating from a giant UFO mothership over the Roman skyline at dawn. The flypast coincided wi...

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UFO mothership snaffles up Russia's Phobos probe

Funny story: UFO mothership snaffles up Russia's Phobos probe

Bloodyvostock - A $160 million Zenit-2SB rocket-powered Phobos-Grunt probe has been gobbled up by a 'massive mother******' just outside the Van Allen Belt distraught Russian space agency sources said today. The huge UFO mothership is known to lurk...

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Werritty and Fox 'like Laurel & Hardy' at UFO alien summit

Funny story: Werritty and Fox 'like Laurel & Hardy' at UFO alien summit

London - Videoed by International Space Station astronauts the dodgy and buffoonish Tory stand-up double act was captured negotiating crucial Space Treaty terms with some Persian-looking aliens and a Mexican drug cartel hitman. The summit onboard...

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UFO contrails trace Yom Kippur eruv

Funny story: UFO contrails trace Yom Kippur eruv

Jerusalem - A new directive from the Supreme Alien Council has seen the demarcation of large parts of Planet Earth with an Atonement Day eruv. The quasi-religious mechanism traditionally transforms an enclosed shared living area into a communal on...

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Have the Time Team found ET?

Funny story: Have the Time Team found ET?

Following a recent excavation in Northumberland for Channel Four's Time Team, Tony Robinson has confirmed the discovery of remains believed to be from a space craft of unknown origin. Discovered in a blast crater, the remains appear to be those o...

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Two-sun 'Star Wars' planet lies on UFO rat run

Funny story: Two-sun 'Star Wars' planet lies on UFO rat run

Groom Lake, Nevada - NASA HQ sources said today the binary stars orbited by newly discovered Kepler-16b act as the perfect visual foil to camouflage UFO traffic. The Tatooine-like planet is bathed in sunlight for 99% of its 30-hour day and lies on...

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'9/11 UFO mothership' behind US/Mexico power outage seen over Balmoral Castle

Funny story: '9/11 UFO mothership' behind US/Mexico power outage seen over Balmoral Castle

Scotland - Its Ground Zero 10th anniversary lap of honor sucked the West Coast power grid supplying five million Arizona, California and Mexico homes on Thursday. This morning the same alien flagship was spotted hovering close to the Queen's Scott...

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The Queen Takes A Knee

The Queen of England takes a knee in front of Trump during the playing of the Stars Spangle Banner, joining the protest.
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