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Funny story: UEFA U-Turn on Eduardo

UEFA U-Turn on Eduardo

Arsenal supporters are delighted that UEFA has rescinded its 2-match ban on their Croatian international Eduardo, who was accused of diving in the Champions League tie with Celtic. UEFA now suggests that the Metropolitan police should consider a...

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Funny story: Drogba charges UEFA referee with insulting him

Drogba charges UEFA referee with insulting him

Chelsea striker Dider Drogba today charged UEFA referee Tom Not-Fooledby Divingsson with insulting him during the Champions League match against Barcelona. Disciplinary proceedings have also been taken by the player against the Metropolitan Police...

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Funny story: Didier Drogba Banned For Fifteen Matches!

Didier Drogba Banned For Fifteen Matches!

Didier Drogba, the Chelsea striker who so shamefully remonstrated with Norwegian referee, Tom Henning Ovrebo, after Wednesday night's Champions League semi-final clash with Barcelona at Stamford Bridge, has received a massive 15-match Abuse Ban from...

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Funny story: Irish bookmakers refuse bet on Hull City UEFA Cup spot

Irish bookmakers refuse bet on Hull City UEFA Cup spot

Ireland's largest bookmaker was accused of running scared today when Carpenter, Humanitarian and world renowned philosopher Fergus McCarthy attempted to place a potentially lucrative bet in the local betting shop shop, Naas, County Kildare. An...

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Funny story: UEFA strike deal with Manchester City Council

UEFA strike deal with Manchester City Council

UEFA have struck a deal with Manchester City Council when it was decided to demolish the city for the way of the new super casino. The way in which UEFA will help with the demolition of Manchester has been by drawing Manchester Hibernian FC with...

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Funny story: Blackburn to sign the entire Liverpool team of 2001

Blackburn to sign the entire Liverpool team of 2001

The announcement that Paul Ince had signed veteran Robbie Fowler for Blackburn indicated the conclusion of the first part in the wily manager's faultless plan: to sign the entire Liverpool team of 2001. The entire team, including players such as...

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Funny story: Manchester United In European Championships Surprise

Manchester United In European Championships Surprise

In a surprise move, UEFA today put Manchester United into the European Championships.

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Funny story: Hadrian's Wall To Be Made Higher, Stronger To Keep Scots Out

Hadrian's Wall To Be Made Higher, Stronger To Keep Scots Out

Hadrian's Wall, the structure built by the Romans to keep Scottish people from encroaching into England, is to be fortified at a cost of £28billion of taxpayers' money - money, says the government, that would be "well spent". The Wall, built in AD…

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Funny story: Manchester Police 'baffled' at Cup Final rampage

Manchester Police 'baffled' at Cup Final rampage

Following the unprecedented damage caused by an estimated 100,000 Glasgow Rangers fans celebrating the defeat of their team in the Uefa Cup Final, Greater Manchester Police remain 'baffled and surprised' at the sudden turn in mood from party...

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Funny story: Glasgow Rangers Fan Arrested In UEFA Bagpipe Rumpus

Glasgow Rangers Fan Arrested In UEFA Bagpipe Rumpus

A Scotsman wielding a set of bagpipes was arrested by police in Manchester last night after fans of Glasgow Rangers rampaged through the city centre singing and waving to passers-by.

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Funny story: Rangers Fans Labelled "Drunks" By Respectable Manchester Folk

Rangers Fans Labelled "Drunks" By Respectable Manchester Folk

Fans of Glasgow Rangers who behaved despicably after last night's UEFA Cup Final defeat against Zenit St Petersburg, have been called "scoundrels", "hooligans" and &qu...

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Funny story: Uncivilzed Englanders For Anarchy (UEFA) Dance at Manchester Policeman's Ball

Uncivilzed Englanders For Anarchy (UEFA) Dance at Manchester Policeman's Ball

At first instead of the usually brawling the UEFA, the Uncivilized Englanders For Anarchy danced like little lords Fauntleroy at the Manchester Policeman's Ball. But just when everyone thought it was safe to go out on the dance floor, the video l...

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Funny story: Rangers Fans Celebrating Losing The UEFA Cup Final

Rangers Fans Celebrating Losing The UEFA Cup Final

Rangers fans, many not from Glasgow, or even Scotland, were celebrating tonight, as Rangers lost the UEFA Cup final against amateur girls' team, Smirnoff Nobodies.

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Funny story: Rangers lose UEFA cup on penalties

Rangers lose UEFA cup on penalties

On the afternoon before Rangers UEFA cup clash with Russian team Zenit St Petersburg, football authorities have announced that Rangers are to lose on penalties.

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Funny story: Cardiff Guaranteed Place in UEFA Cup

Cardiff Guaranteed Place in UEFA Cup

Cardiff City FC have been thrown another life line to play in EUFA Cup next season, official sources have confirmed.

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Funny story: Sir Trevor Brooking reveals his opinion on FA Cup finalist Cardiff City's bid for UEFA competition

Sir Trevor Brooking reveals his opinion on FA Cup finalist Cardiff City's bid for UEFA competition

Under the current UEFA rules, if Welsh club Cardiff City were to win the FA Cup they would not be allowed to represent England in the UEFA cup, and therefore the runner-up in the competition would qualify.

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Funny story: Cardiff City To Be Thrown Out Of English League

Cardiff City To Be Thrown Out Of English League

Cardiff City, the one and only Welsh club to ever have played in the English League - apart from Swansea City, Wrexham and Newport County - may be thrown out of football if they persist with 'making an issue' out of playing in Europe next season, sou...

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