Arsenal supporters are delighted that UEFA has rescinded its 2-match ban on their Croatian international Eduardo, who was accused of diving in the Champions League tie with Celtic. UEFA now suggests that the Metropolitan police should consider a...
Chelsea striker Dider Drogba today charged UEFA referee Tom Not-Fooledby Divingsson with insulting him during the Champions League match against Barcelona. Disciplinary proceedings have also been taken by the player against the Metropolitan Police...
Didier Drogba, the Chelsea striker who so shamefully remonstrated with Norwegian referee, Tom Henning Ovrebo, after Wednesday night's Champions League semi-final clash with Barcelona at Stamford Bridge, has received a massive 15-match Abuse Ban from...
Ireland's largest bookmaker was accused of running scared today when Carpenter, Humanitarian and world renowned philosopher Fergus McCarthy attempted to place a potentially lucrative bet in the local betting shop shop, Naas, County Kildare. An...
UEFA have struck a deal with Manchester City Council when it was decided to demolish the city for the way of the new super casino. The way in which UEFA will help with the demolition of Manchester has been by drawing Manchester Hibernian FC with...
The announcement that Paul Ince had signed veteran Robbie Fowler for Blackburn indicated the conclusion of the first part in the wily manager's faultless plan: to sign the entire Liverpool team of 2001. The entire team, including players such as...
In a surprise move, UEFA today put Manchester United into the European Championships.
Hadrian's Wall, the structure built by the Romans to keep Scottish people from encroaching into England, is to be fortified at a cost of £28billion of taxpayers' money - money, says the government, that would be "well spent". The Wall, built in AD…
Following the unprecedented damage caused by an estimated 100,000 Glasgow Rangers fans celebrating the defeat of their team in the Uefa Cup Final, Greater Manchester Police remain 'baffled and surprised' at the sudden turn in mood from party...
A Scotsman wielding a set of bagpipes was arrested by police in Manchester last night after fans of Glasgow Rangers rampaged through the city centre singing and waving to passers-by.
Fans of Glasgow Rangers who behaved despicably after last night's UEFA Cup Final defeat against Zenit St Petersburg, have been called "scoundrels", "hooligans" and &qu...
At first instead of the usually brawling the UEFA, the Uncivilized Englanders For Anarchy danced like little lords Fauntleroy at the Manchester Policeman's Ball. But just when everyone thought it was safe to go out on the dance floor, the video l...
Rangers fans, many not from Glasgow, or even Scotland, were celebrating tonight, as Rangers lost the UEFA Cup final against amateur girls' team, Smirnoff Nobodies.
On the afternoon before Rangers UEFA cup clash with Russian team Zenit St Petersburg, football authorities have announced that Rangers are to lose on penalties.
Cardiff City FC have been thrown another life line to play in EUFA Cup next season, official sources have confirmed.
Under the current UEFA rules, if Welsh club Cardiff City were to win the FA Cup they would not be allowed to represent England in the UEFA cup, and therefore the runner-up in the competition would qualify.
Cardiff City, the one and only Welsh club to ever have played in the English League - apart from Swansea City, Wrexham and Newport County - may be thrown out of football if they persist with 'making an issue' out of playing in Europe next season, sou...
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