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Funny story: U2 Accident Feared

U2 Accident Feared

Stories are running rampant that Bono, legendary leader of the rock group U2, has met up with a serious accident. His behaviour has become extremely erratic and not like him at all. In the early 70's there were the "Paul McCartney is dead" rumou...

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Funny story: France's First Lady Carla Bruni-Sarkozy To Tour With U2

France's First Lady Carla Bruni-Sarkozy To Tour With U2

PARIS - Bono has just announced that the First Lady of France, Carla Bruni-Sarkozy has agreed to be their opening act on their upcoming Carribean Island tour. The tour which will cover 29 cities in 29 days is being billed as "The We're Not Afraid...

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Funny story: "U2 are very rich" claims an Irishman

"U2 are very rich" claims an Irishman

Today an Irishman has claimed that U2 are very rich, avoid paying taxes, and behave like superstars. It is believed that this is the same Irishman who previously claimed that the Pope was catholic, 2+2=4, and that bears really do prefer the woods.

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Funny story: Bono to join Girls Aloud

Bono to join Girls Aloud

In what celebrity pundits are calling an amazing revelation, Bono, the lead singer of U2 has stated on the live broadcast of the Brits last night that he wants to join Girls Aloud. Sporting a fetching shade of eye make up, lipstick and nail varnis...

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Funny story: U2's "The Edge" changes name to "Bono"

U2's "The Edge" changes name to "Bono"

A spokeman for world topping band U2, has confirmed that the band's lead guitarist "The Edge" (real name David Howell Evans) has today finalised the legal documentation to change his name to "Bono". The lead signer of the band, "Bono" (real name P...

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Funny story: Moodstock: Juande and Tunde play 'Sunday Bloody Sunday'

Moodstock: Juande and Tunde play 'Sunday Bloody Sunday'

Tottenham Hotspur manager Juande Ramos joined easy listening veteran Tunde Baiyewu onstage on Saturday afternoon to perform a cover version of U2 song 'Sunday Bloody Sunday' at a fund raising event for bipolar disorder sufferers. Tunde, once half...

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Funny story: Have U2 lost the edge?

Have U2 lost the edge?

Rumours are circulating, being recycled and then recirculated again this evening in Dublin, where Irelands best known tax dodgers, rock group U2, are holed up in a recording studio adding the final touches to their latest album which is as yet untitl...

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Funny story: U2 to Split over 'Soup Differences'

U2 to Split over 'Soup Differences'

Yesterday was a bad day for fans of the histrionic rock group, U2, with the news that they have split, like the proverbial atom, banana or pea.

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Funny story: Bono Collects Medal, Punches Goat

Bono Collects Medal, Punches Goat

U2 frontman Bono caused a media furore by repeatedly punching a remote African town's only goat during a live broadcast at the Liberty Medal awards announcement.

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Funny story: Corrs unveil Larry Mullen Jr and shock new image.

Corrs unveil Larry Mullen Jr and shock new image.

Larry Mullen Jr joined the Corrs this week sparking a musical merry go round as U2 scrambled to find a new drummer to finish recording their new album "How to save the world and reduce your tax bill with Honours"...

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Funny story: U2's Larry Mullen Jr to join the Corrs.

U2's Larry Mullen Jr to join the Corrs.

Hardcore U2 fans around the world left reeling by the news that Larry Mullen Jr was considering leaving the band after a fallout with 'Sir Bono' will be devastated by the news that the want away drummer has accepted an offer to join sultry si...

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Funny story: U2 in shock split over 'Sir Bono's' honorary knighthood.

U2 in shock split over 'Sir Bono's' honorary knighthood.

Irish supergroup U2 are at loggerheads this evening apparently over lead singer Bono's honorary knighthood which was presented to him at the British ambassador's residence in Dublin last week.

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Funny story: Prince Harry to go on intensive drinking and fighting training tour of Dublin pubs.

Prince Harry to go on intensive drinking and fighting training tour of Dublin pubs.

Dublin - Hot on the heels of Gerry Adams and Ian Paisley agreeing to share power in Northern Ireland the Irish government offered another gesture of good will towards the English nation today when Irish Premier Bertie Ahearn offered to take Prince Ha...

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Funny story: Bono, "I suffer the wounds of christ"

Bono, "I suffer the wounds of christ"

In an exclusive interview today with the Spoof, Irish Ghandi and sometime lead singer of U2 Bono O'bono, sensationally claimed to be suffering from the rare religious condition known to priest's and vicar's around the world as Stigmata. The amazin...

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Funny story: U2 Member "The Edge" Changes Guitar Lick From "Plunka-plunka-plunka-plunka" To: "Plunka-plunka-STRUM-plunka"

U2 Member "The Edge" Changes Guitar Lick From "Plunka-plunka-plunka-plunka" To: "Plunka-plunka-STRUM-plunka"

Dublin - "The Edge," guitar player for the mega-hit band "U2" announced today that he had finally found a new guitar lick.

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Funny story: U2's Bono Packs His Bags And Looks For Place Where Streets Have His Name

U2's Bono Packs His Bags And Looks For Place Where Streets Have His Name

Bono, the litigious front man of Irish rockers U2, is reported to be on the lookout for a new pad in London's trendy Belgravia.

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