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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Helps Two and A Half Men's Ratings Go Through The Roof!

Miley Cyrus Helps Two and A Half Men's Ratings Go Through The Roof!

HOLLYWOOD - Liam Hemsworth's fianceƩ Miley Cyrus appeared on an episode of Two and A Half Men and the ratings went through the roof. Cyrus, who is 19, was offered the guest starring role of Georgia, which was later changed to Mississippi (Missi) b...

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Funny story: Mila Kunis Ready To Marry Ashton Kutcher

Mila Kunis Ready To Marry Ashton Kutcher

HOLLYWOOD - Mila Kunis, 29, The star of Black Swan, Krippendorf's Tribe, and The True Story of Sasquatch has stated that she is ready to marry her boyfriend Ashton Kutcher, 34. But there is one slight, little holdup - Demi Moore. Ashton is still m...

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Funny story: Ashton Kutcher Says He Loves Charlie Sheen's Brand New Comedy Show "Anger Management"

Ashton Kutcher Says He Loves Charlie Sheen's Brand New Comedy Show "Anger Management"

HOLLYWOOD - Ashton Kutcher has paid the man whom he replaced on the sit-com Two and A Half Men quite a compliment. Kutcher recently sat down with Fajita San Guacamole of Hollywood Innuendo at a Stuffed Jellyfish Seafood Diner in Petaluma. He to...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Says That Contrary To All The Rumors He And Whoopi Goldberg Are Not An Item

Charlie Sheen Says That Contrary To All The Rumors He And Whoopi Goldberg Are Not An Item

SHERMAN OAKS - Charlie Sheen has been described as being to common sense what Sarah "The Moose Mama" Palin is to geography. But the 46-year-old laughs and says that sticks and stones can break his bones but if you really want to hurt him make 603...

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Funny story: Charlie "The Space Cadet" Sheen Plunks Down $230,000 For Lawrence Taylor's Super Bowl Ring

Charlie "The Space Cadet" Sheen Plunks Down $230,000 For Lawrence Taylor's Super Bowl Ring

SHERMAN OAKS, California - Charlie Sheen sat in his Mulholland Estate Mansion Casa Jose Cuervo smoking an imported 10-inch Cuban cigar and taking sips from a bottle of tequila that he named his Sherman Oaks mansion after. Sheen, who is known as "T...

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Funny story: Ashton Kutcher and Rihanna Seen Playing Tonsil Hockey On Catalina Island

Ashton Kutcher and Rihanna Seen Playing Tonsil Hockey On Catalina Island

CATALINA ISLAND - It appears that Rihanna keeps doing things to confuse her multitude of fans and keep them guessing as to what she is doing and whom she is doing it with. A few weeks ago there was rampant speculation that Rihanna had gotten back...

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Funny story: Demi Moore Pleads With Ashton Kutcher To Take Her Back - AK Replies "Ah, That Ship Has Sailed!"

Demi Moore Pleads With Ashton Kutcher To Take Her Back - AK Replies "Ah, That Ship Has Sailed!"

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Close friends of Demi Moore are very concerned about the health and well-being of the former "Cougar" wife of Ashton Kutcher. They say that all of a sudden the 49-year-old Moore truly believes that her former "Boy Toy" actually w...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan To Guest Star As Ashton Kutcher's Sexy Sex Therapist On "Two And A Half Men"

Lindsay Lohan To Guest Star As Ashton Kutcher's Sexy Sex Therapist On "Two And A Half Men"

HOLLYWOOD - The creator, producer, and writer of the hit situation-comedy Two and A Half Men, Chuck Lorre seems to keep trying to outdo himself. And it appears that taking Lorre's track record into account he does have a pretty good feel for what...

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Funny story: Ashton Kutcher Says That He Did Not Appreciate Demi Moore's Christmas Gift One Damn Bit!

Ashton Kutcher Says That He Did Not Appreciate Demi Moore's Christmas Gift One Damn Bit!

SHERMAN OAKS, California - The star of Two and A Half Men, Ashton Kutcher, is definitely upset enough for two and a half men. It seems that Kutcher received a Christmas gift from FedEx which he said was actually in one piece but which he absolute...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Is Being Touted To Be The Host of The New Reality Show "Home Celebrity Rehab"

Charlie Sheen Is Being Touted To Be The Host of The New Reality Show "Home Celebrity Rehab"

SHERMAN OAKS - Charlie Sheen says that he has really enjoyed staying out of the limelight lately and added that he has just passed the time sitting back and watching all of the Pepper Spray stuff, the Penn State mess, the fall of Herman Cain, and the...

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Funny story: The Shocking Reason Why Demi Moore Filed For Divorce From Ashton Kutcher

The Shocking Reason Why Demi Moore Filed For Divorce From Ashton Kutcher

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - After six years of marriage Demi Moore has filed for divorce from her "Boy Toy" husband Ashton Kutcher. Moore, 49, spoke with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight and told him that she hated to file but that she really had no c...

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Funny story: Due to Twitter embarrassment, CBS to downsize to 'One and a Half Men'

Due to Twitter embarrassment, CBS to downsize to 'One and a Half Men'

HOLLYWOOD, Calif.--Just when you thought their troubles were over, the producers of Two and a Half Men are once again ripping the hair out of their skulls due to a Tweet Ashton Kutcher made in support of recently fired Penn State coach Joe Paterno.

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Funny story: Who Was The Unidentified Erotic Blonde That Ashton Kutcher Was Allegedly Doing The Horizontal Hula With Down In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico?

Who Was The Unidentified Erotic Blonde That Ashton Kutcher Was Allegedly Doing The Horizontal Hula With Down In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico?

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - The producers of Two and A Half Men are thrilled that the viewers have taken to Charlie Sheen's replacement Ashton Kutcher likes sardines to water. Kutcher who is extremely popular with not only the cast and crew but with...

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Funny story: The Curse of Two and A Half Men: Ashton Kutcher Has Turned Into Charlie Sheen

The Curse of Two and A Half Men: Ashton Kutcher Has Turned Into Charlie Sheen

MALIBU BEACH - Well for those people who do not believe in curses perhaps they need to only take a look at one Ashton Kutcher. Kutcher who replaced Charlie "The Space Cadet" Sheen on the hit sit-com Two and A Half Men seems to have actually taken...

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Funny story: Demi Moore To Appear On 'Two and A Half Men' As Ashton Kutcher's Mom

Demi Moore To Appear On 'Two and A Half Men' As Ashton Kutcher's Mom

HOLLYWOOD - Tinsel Town is the land where anything can happen and everything usually does. I mean who in the civilized world would ever have even remotely imagined that an actor (i.e. Charlie Sheen) would quit a super cush job on Two and A Half Me...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Can Now Actually Call Himself A "Winner" As He Is Awarded A $25 Million Settlement

Charlie Sheen Can Now Actually Call Himself A "Winner" As He Is Awarded A $25 Million Settlement

SHERMAN OAKS - Charlie "The Space Cadet" Sheen is all smiles after agreeing to an out-of-court settlement of $25 million with the group that fired him from the hit sit-com Two and A Half Men. Sheen told Fajita San Guacamole of Hollywood Innuendo t...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen heading back to two and a half men

Charlie Sheen heading back to two and a half men

Two and a half men supremo, Chuck Lore, has announced that Charlie Sheen is heading back to the award winning sitcom to reprise his role as jingle writer, Charlie Harper. Sheen, who's on screen character was killed off, after a public falling out...

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