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Funny story: Justin Beiber is expecting twins

Justin Beiber is expecting twins

Despite claiming to never have had sex with anyone except his own right hand, it has been confirmed this morning that Canadian teen singer, Justin Beiber, is expecting twins. The news was released by family friend and gynaecologist, Dr Mona Little...

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Funny story: FDA admits to switching 'Morning-after' pill to fertility drug

FDA admits to switching 'Morning-after' pill to fertility drug

The FDA has issued a warning on the box of the Evital, otherwise known as the 'Morning after Pill' as counterfeit and is actually Clomiphene, a pill that can release multiple eggs and result in a pregnancy of two or more infants during unprotected se...

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Funny story: Mariah Carey Has Twins, Names One Of The Babies After Pippa

Mariah Carey Has Twins, Names One Of The Babies After Pippa

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are the proud parents of twins (one boy and one girl). The family is doing well and should be going home shortly from an undisclosed L.A. Hospital. Cannon announced to the press that his wife and children were fine, that...

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Funny story: Elderly Man Gives Birth To Gerbil Twins in Hernia Operation!

Elderly Man Gives Birth To Gerbil Twins in Hernia Operation!

An elderly man in Louisburg, NC gave birth on Friday to gerbil twins in what was thought to be a routine double hernia operation! Due to the the prominence of the patient involved, the local hospital refused to release the name of the patient. A...

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Funny story: Diplopia Society Pleased With Turnout at Annual Meeting

Diplopia Society Pleased With Turnout at Annual Meeting

The Diplopia Society of America was pleased to announce a two-fold increase in attendance at its annual meeting compared with last year. In addition an unusually large number of twins chose to attend. leading to speculation that genetics might be an...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera Now Dating Twins!

Christina Aguilera Now Dating Twins!

Apparently Christina Aguilera cannot choose between Samantha Ronson and ex-husband Jordan Bratman so she has been dating identical twins, according to a recent edition of "Lacy Leather Magazine." "As far as we know, she has officially divorced Bra...

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Funny story: Twin Attack on Yemen

Twin Attack on Yemen

Mary Kate and Ashley Olson. John and Edward. Romulus and Remus. And Patty and Selma from the Simpsons. Yemen was today in shock following Twin Attacks on the capital of Yemen, Sanaa. Tourists were shocked as 100,000 twins; spearheaded by the above...

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Funny story: Celine Dion May Consider Titanic And Titanic Two as Name's For Expected Twins!

Celine Dion May Consider Titanic And Titanic Two as Name's For Expected Twins!

Her struggle to win the battle of in-vitro fertilisation has paid off with the the 42-year-old Canadian songstress now 14 weeks pregnant with twins, and she plans to find out the sex of the babies next month. Celine says she is expecting the resul...

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Funny story: Quintuplets to stand for election

Quintuplets to stand for election

Identical sisters and quintuplets, Susan (Labour), Sally (Lib-Dems), Stephanie (Tory), Sarah (UKIP) and Sandra Stallion (Green) have all decided to stand for the highly marginal seat of Great Floatering-on-Sea. Their parents are very proud of them al...

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Funny story: Conjoined Twins Perform Magical Seperation Operation

Conjoined Twins Perform Magical Seperation Operation

Conjoined twins, Elsie and Betsy Nelson, 42, have become the first conjoined twins to successfully separate themselves without any medical assistance and using only the props from a magician's cupboard. The duo from Cornwall got sick and tired of...

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Funny story: Conjoined Twins Con Twins who are not Conjoined

Conjoined Twins Con Twins who are not Conjoined

Two little bastards - who also happen to be Conjoined Twins - have been going around the place conning twins who are not conjoined into doing stupid limbo dances and then, when distracted, they steal their milk money. Mary and Mary Jones - known l...

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Funny story: Hugh Hefner Ditches Twins, "I'm A One Woman Man"

Hugh Hefner Ditches Twins, "I'm A One Woman Man"

Hugh has turned his pet twins loose and now is down to a single Miss December, Centerfold. "None of those women ever meant anything to me as far as I can remember, which is day before yesterday", Hefner told UP2. "I still have errrr whats-her-ass...

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Funny story: Co-Joined Twins Asked To Guest Star on Coach Reunion Show

Co-Joined Twins Asked To Guest Star on Coach Reunion Show

Noted Hollywood writer Jeff Vachon has requested that co-joined/cojoined twins Mary and Terry McBriar guest star on the upcoming Coach reunion show. The twins, who are joined at the hip and have three legs, are considering this acting role as the po...

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Funny story: Co-Joined Twins Win Three Legged Race

Co-Joined Twins Win Three Legged Race

A pair of co-joined/cojoined twins, Mary and Terry McBriar, won the annual three legged race at the Susan G. Komen Race For the Cure festivities in Chicago. As the twins are joined at the hip and have only three legs, no cords or ties were needed to...

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Funny story: Co-Joined Twins Admit That They Wear Men's Underwear

Co-Joined Twins Admit That They Wear Men's Underwear

Mary and Terry McBriar, a pair of co-joined (a.k.a. cojoined or Siamese) twins who have been in the news lately, have admitted that they generally buy and wear men's briefs. The eighteen year olds are joined at the hip and have three legs between th...

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Funny story: Conjoined Twins x 2 Reach Everest Summit

Conjoined Twins x 2 Reach Everest Summit

Jubilant scenes here at the foot of the roof of the world as not one, but two sets of conjoined twins made history by becoming the first conjoined twins to summit Mount Everest and return safely to Base Camp. Married conjoined couples, Mary and Te...

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Funny story: Siamese Twins Can't Decide if They Are Co-Joined or Cojoined

Siamese Twins Can't Decide if They Are Co-Joined or Cojoined

Siamese twins Mary and Terry McBriar are joined at the hip and have only three legs. A recent question from a curious person in England currently has them stumped: are they "co-joined" twins or "cojoined" twins? Mary, the more intelligent and com...

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