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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Tsunami threatens island

Isle of Wight News - Tsunami threatens island

A tsunami alert for the Isle of Wight has been issued by the UK Met Office after a landslip in Cuba has sent a wave travelling in our direction. "The tsunami is currently three centimetres high," said Met Office spokesman, Matt Welcomme. "It was c...

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Funny story: Unidentified submersible object patrolling The Narrows amid eclipse tsunami warnings

Unidentified submersible object patrolling The Narrows amid eclipse tsunami warnings

New York - A mystery underwater craft has been spotted close to the Verrazano-Narrows Bridge by New York Harbor ahead of Wednesday's lunar eclipse. Observers say it may have been surveying the site of a shelved 1990s project to build a massive $40...

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Funny story: 'Love, Honour and Fellate, Kate!' as Friday-the-13th tsunami fears hit Fregate honeymoon isle

'Love, Honour and Fellate, Kate!' as Friday-the-13th tsunami fears hit Fregate honeymoon isle

Say-Shells - A cliched twist on the old 'Did the earth move for you, darlin?' is rattling the newlyweds, a tremor-watch conspiracy site said today. The royal pair's Seychelles honeymoon isle 'could see a massive tidal surge this weekend' TinFoilH...

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Funny story: Karmic echo of Adolf & Eva's bunker nuptials haunts William's Big Day

Karmic echo of Adolf & Eva's bunker nuptials haunts William's Big Day

London - "Expect an astrological tsunami to sweep the nation," London skywatchers said today ahead of Friday's Moon/Uranus conjunction of sudden, shocking events. The aspect marks the 66th anniversary of Hitler's wedding to Eva Braun in a marriage...

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Funny story: Gilbert Gottfried Signs To Do The Sound Effects For The Next 'Jackass' Movie

Gilbert Gottfried Signs To Do The Sound Effects For The Next 'Jackass' Movie

WEST COVINA, California - Gilbert Gottfried can still not believe how utterly stupid he was to have ever made the mean and cruel remarks that he made regarding the victims of the earthquake and tsunami in Japan. He reportedly conveyed that to his...

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Funny story: Toyota, Nissan, and Honda All Put Gilbert Gottfried and 50 Cent On Their "Do Not Sell To" List

Toyota, Nissan, and Honda All Put Gilbert Gottfried and 50 Cent On Their "Do Not Sell To" List

SAN FRANCISCO - Spokespersons for the three giant Japanese auto makers Toyota, Nissan, and Honda have all announced that they have circulated memorandums to each other stating that they have made entries to their individual data bases regarding two A...

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Funny story: Japanese Tsunami is God's Punishment for Karaoke Claims Baptist Preacher

Japanese Tsunami is God's Punishment for Karaoke Claims Baptist Preacher

Controversial American preacher Terry Janes has provoked widespread outrage and condemnation from the international community with his latest comments concerning the Japanese earthquake and Tsunami. According to Janes the Tsunami visited on the Japan...

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Funny story: Rapper 50 Cent Refused Admission To A Japanese Restaurant Because of His Anti Earthquake-Tsunami "Jokes"

Rapper 50 Cent Refused Admission To A Japanese Restaurant Because of His Anti Earthquake-Tsunami "Jokes"

QUEENS, New York - The gangsta rapper who goes by the name of 50 cent got his nose all bent out of shape when he was refused admittance to The Lips of The Dastardly Dragon Japanese Restaurant in Queens. According to The Right Coast Illustrated Rev...

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Funny story: Since Gilbert Gottfried Has Had His Can Canned, The Aflac Duck Is Looking For A New Voice

Since Gilbert Gottfried Has Had His Can Canned, The Aflac Duck Is Looking For A New Voice

LOS ANGELES - The Aflac Insurance Company's television mascot, The Aflac duck, is now in search of a new voice. The man who provided the Aflac duck's voice, Gilbert Gottfried has been fired for his inhumanely cruel tweets and viciously vile jokes...

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Funny story: Gilbert Gottfried Has Just Joined Bernie Madoff and Governor Scott Walker As The Three Most Hated Men In America

Gilbert Gottfried Has Just Joined Bernie Madoff and Governor Scott Walker As The Three Most Hated Men In America

WEST COVINA, California - Sitting in his apartment in West Covina, Gilbert Gottfried, the voice of the Aflack Duck, was shocked to hear that he has been fired by the insurance giant. Gottfried had what many consider to be the easiest job in the hi...

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Funny story: Running from a Tsunami? There's an app for that

Running from a Tsunami? There's an app for that

With tsunamis so much in the news, Apple have decided that now is the right time to release their eagerly awaited Tsunami App. "Personally, living in the Peak District," said App Now! editor Buck Mackintosh, "I cannot see much use for this app rig...

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Funny story: Dundee United Help With Emergency Planning

Dundee United Help With Emergency Planning

Scottish Premier League club Dundee United have offered the use of their facilities for emergency planning training in the event of natural disasters. Following the devastation caused by the earthquake and tsunami in North East Japan, DUFC chairma...

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Funny story: Japan Earthquake Has 'Straightened' Chesterfield's Crooked Spire

Japan Earthquake Has 'Straightened' Chesterfield's Crooked Spire

Reports coming in from Derbyshire say that the 'Crooked spire' on the famous St Marys and All Saints Parish Church in Chesterfield, has been straightened as a result of last Friday's earthquake in Japan, that it is no longer crooked, and, in what is...

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Funny story: UK To Help Japan Earthquake Victims

UK To Help Japan Earthquake Victims

Several UK charities have today announced plans to launch aid projects to help those caught up in the aftermath of the Japanese earthquake which struck last Friday. The earthquake which measured 8.9 on the Richter Scale, and its resulting tsunami,...

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Funny story: Berlusconi Trial Suspended

Berlusconi Trial Suspended

The trial of Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi, scheduled for April 1st, has been suspended indefinitely following the news that the Premier had suffered a nervous breakdown and had been admitted to a secure mental health facility. Berlusco...

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Funny story: Fukushima - Japan - Is There Even Worse To Follow?

Fukushima - Japan - Is There Even Worse To Follow?

As if Japan hasn't had enough to deal with - a megaquake, a devastating tsunami, some pessimists are now anxiously keeping tabs on the situation at the Fukushima Nuclear Power Facility, and are sincerely hoping that it won't develop into a full on nu...

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Funny story: Lennon Triggers Earthquake

Lennon Triggers Earthquake

An earthquake measuring 5.5 on the Richter scale has hit the West of Scotland. The quake is believed to have been triggered when Celtic manager Neil Lennon heard of his latest touchline ban and, in the words of a neighbour who wishes to remain ano...

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