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Funny story: Cross dressers make the best husbands

Cross dressers make the best husbands

A poll from a leading Women's magazine has revealed that cross dressers make the best husbands. "Even the gay ones," said Kay Bored, editor of women's magazine I'm a Woman. "Obviously in a civil partnership." The study was quite revealing acco...

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Funny story: Trails and tribulations of transitioning - changing name

Trails and tribulations of transitioning - changing name

Apparently you cannot just walk into a bank and ask them to change all of your cards to your new name. Even if you're in a dress. I went into a popular high street bank that is open on Saturdays. There were a few stares, but I'm used to that, and I used the ramp, it's easier in heels. Seriously, there were few people who stared, but not many. Yes, I was in a dress. A grey and black mid-calf...

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Funny story: Cross Dressers have bigger brains

Cross Dressers have bigger brains

Brain imaging studies have shown that transvestites have bigger brains than men who do not cross dress. "It was a spot on correlation," said neurologist, Matt Paynter. "Men who cross dressed seemed to have bigger brains." Neurologists are putt...

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Funny story: Cross Dressers to get their own car-parking spaces

Cross Dressers to get their own car-parking spaces

In a bid to help Britain's last hidden minority, moves are afoot to provide transsexuals, transvestites and cross dressers with their own car parking spaces. "Initially," said scheme organiser, Monica Soon, "this will be outside clothes shops on r...

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Funny story: Trials and Tribulations of a cross dresser

Trials and Tribulations of a cross dresser

You turn up for work once in a wig, heels and a dress, and that's it, you're branded forever as a cross dresser. From that point on, every charity event, work's night out involving fancy dress and dress-down Friday, you're expected to turn up dressed as a woman. Eventually, even an alpha male will give in and admit his feminine side. And I'm anything but an alpha male. Well, okay, I admit it:...

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Funny story: Self-defence class for cross dressers ends in tragedy

Self-defence class for cross dressers ends in tragedy

It was a classic case of it seemed like a good idea at the time when Ollie Cromwell started his self-defence class for cross dressers. "Cross dressers get physically assaulted more than any other group," said Cromwell. "Women have had self-defence...

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Funny story: Dorking cross dresser makes it into the Guinness Book of Records

Dorking cross dresser makes it into the Guinness Book of Records

Harvey Bristol, aka Cindy, has made it into the Guinness Book of Records by becoming the fastest cross dresser in the world, beating off stiff competition from regular winners of the Speed Cross Dressing contest from Thailand. This year's speed cr...

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Funny story: Crossdressers make the safest drivers

Crossdressers make the safest drivers

A new study commissioned by the big three insurance companies has made some startling discoveries, and reinforced social stereotypes when it comes to driving. "We all know that the worst category of driver is boys aged between seventeen and forty-...

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Funny story: Cross dressing dating site has to close

Cross dressing dating site has to close

A web site set up to help cross dressers, transvestites and transsexuals find love with an understanding partner has been forced to close after being open only a month due to massive complaints from its customers. "When I set the site up I thought...

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Funny story: Jared Padalecki sacked from new film after he cuts his hair

Jared Padalecki sacked from new film after he cuts his hair

Jared Padalecki has been sacked from his latest movie after it became apparent to the director that the star of Supernatural and several films including House of Wax, had been to the hairdressers and got a hair cut. "The whole point was that he ha...

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Funny story: World's largest supermarket prefer transvestite managers to real women!

World's largest supermarket prefer transvestite managers to real women!

The world's biggest supermarket chain, W**mart, is being sued by some of its female employees because of sexual discrimination and "gender bending"! It seems that W**mart prefers 1st: hetero males; 2nd: gay men, 3rd: transvestites 4th: lesbians, 5...

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Funny story: Latest Roger Hargreaves Books Rejected By The Publishers

Latest Roger Hargreaves Books Rejected By The Publishers

Roger Hargreaves has learned that his publishers have knocked back the latest two books in his world famous Mr Men and Little Miss series. Little Miss Mr Man and Mr Little Miss have been deemed unsuitable for the children's book market. "It's n...

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Funny story: Survey reveals men find transvestites disconcerting

Survey reveals men find transvestites disconcerting

You're in a bar. There's an attractive woman drinking alone. After talking to her for a few minutes, you realise something is not quite right. Then she goes to the gents, and you realise she was in fact a he. How do you react? This is one of the q...

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Funny story: Short men demand the right to wear high heels without ridicule

Short men demand the right to wear high heels without ridicule

The Japanese Institute of Short Men have approached the Japanese government to make it illegal to ridicule their members for wearing high heels. "In a nation typified by shorter people," said Masahiko Nagamoto, sporting a glorious pair of four and...

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Funny story: Kelsey Grammer Attends La Cage Premier In Vintage Black Givenchy Couture Evening Gown.

Kelsey Grammer Attends La Cage Premier In Vintage Black Givenchy Couture Evening Gown.

Sideshow Bob's c-nt of a future ex wife, Camille, went on the Howard Stern show today and let the fashion cat out of the bag: Kelsey will appear at the opening of La Cage Aux Folles wearing a comely Black Givenchy Couture evening gown. Once Upon A Ti...

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Funny story: Transvestite Hooker Nuns Exposed

Transvestite Hooker Nuns Exposed

While Catholic leadership struggles to cling to what might be left of their tepid public image, a new scandal involving the recruitment and indoctrination of transvestite prostitutes into the Sisterhood has shocked the entire world, except San Franci...

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Funny story: "Queens Day" in Holland passes without incident, just a few sore bums and the Royal walk-about in their own back garden!

"Queens Day" in Holland passes without incident, just a few sore bums and the Royal walk-about in their own back garden!

After last years feeble attempt to attack the Dutch Royal Family on Queens Day the security around the family was so heavy that the day passed without incident. The other "Queens Day" celebrated parallel to the real thing was also a pretty boring...

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