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Funny story: Joe Wilson To Become Spokesperson For Tourette Syndrome

Joe Wilson To Become Spokesperson For Tourette Syndrome

(Washington, D.C.) South Carolina Republican Joe Wilson, who shouted "You lie" during President Obama's speech on healthcare to Congress, dropped another bomb shell today, adding to his initial statement that the remark was not premeditated. He has T...

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Funny story: Local Girl With Tourettes Tells Somebody to Fcuk Off!

Local Girl With Tourettes Tells Somebody to Fcuk Off!

Young teenage girl Rebecca 'Becca' Richmond has told an old man on a bus to fuck off during a wild tirade against everything that pisses her off. 16-year old Becca, who suffers from a form of tourettes syndrome in which she cannot control her fuck...

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Funny story: Tennesee Man With Tourettes Going To See Movie Twice SH*T!

Tennesee Man With Tourettes Going To See Movie Twice SH*T!

In Knoxville, Tennessee, local Tourettes Syndrome victim Joe SH*T! Bob Crabtee, 32, confirmed with friends Wednesday that he planned to see the 7:15 p.m. and 9:30 p.m. showings of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button at the Regal Cinema 12 on East Cl...

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Funny story: Senator Joe Biden admits to Tourette Syndrome-like disease

Senator Joe Biden admits to Tourette Syndrome-like disease

Perhaps to lower expectations about his performance during the upcoming October 2 debate with Sarah Palin, Senator Biden today seemed to admit to some kind of speech disability. "The world knows I have a brain sensor problem. It's a disability l...

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Funny story: Barack Obama Admits Having Tourette Syndrome

Barack Obama Admits Having Tourette Syndrome

In much the same way that former President Franklin D. Roosevelt hid his permanent paralysis from the waist down while in office, presidential hopeful Barack Obama managed to hide his own disability from the public... that is, until today. A secre...

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Funny story: Big Brother Pete Admits That His Tourettes Was Just An Act

Big Brother Pete Admits That His Tourettes Was Just An Act

Pete Bennett, the winner of Big Brother 7, has admitted that his trademark characteristic of Tourette Syndrome was a gimmick he used specifically to win the £100,000 prize.

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Funny story: International Tourette's Seminar - Mixed Opinions

International Tourette's Seminar - Mixed Opinions

LONDON (Defecated News) - The world's first International Tourettes's Seminar & Support Conference has been dubbed a 'bastard cunt cunt cunt success' by it's organisers. Others including the local...

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Funny story: Obscene Typing Tests In Mississippi

Obscene Typing Tests In Mississippi

AP-(RuggedHarder) Job applicant Jenny Biles was horrified and dismayed when she applied for a job as Library Assistant at her local community college last week.

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Funny story: Bush Camp Backtracks on Inuit "Snow Pigs" Gaffe

Bush Camp Backtracks on Inuit "Snow Pigs" Gaffe

Alaska - A red faced White House was today trying to extricate its self from the latest in a long line of verbal gaffes and scandals, the president's Tourette's has thrust them into.

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Funny story: Tourette Syndrome still $#%&ing misunderstood

Tourette Syndrome still $#%&ing misunderstood

A spokeswoman for Tourette Syndrome International, a non-profit organization that educates the public about the disorder and raises funds for research, said at a press conference today that despite PR efforts, TS is $#%&ing misunderstood.

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Funny story: Tourettes Society stands behind Michael Richards

Tourettes Society stands behind Michael Richards

Michael Richards Saturday attempted to rectify the out of hand situation that resulted from his racial out burst at a popular Hollywood comedy club last week. "I have suffered from, Richards stated in a press conference Saturday, and am current...

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Funny story: Tourettes increase 'a mystery'

Tourettes increase 'a mystery'

REPORTED cases of Tourettes Syndrome in schoolchildren in the UK have increased by at least 2500 percent over the summer period, according to the Office for National Statistics.

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