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Funny story: The New York Jets To Trade Tim Tebow To The Dallas Cowboys For Tony Romo

The New York Jets To Trade Tim Tebow To The Dallas Cowboys For Tony Romo

NEW YORK CITY - In a move that highly devoted NFL sports fans saw coming, the New York Jets have finally decided to trade Tim Tebow. A spokesperson for the Jets organization stated that when the Dallas Cowboys failed to make the NFL playoffs after...

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Funny story: Tony Romo's Wife Candice To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

Tony Romo's Wife Candice To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

DALLAS - The Dallas Cowboys organization has confirmed that Candice Romo, wife of Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo will be appearing on next season's edition of Dancing With The Stars. Candice, who is a stunningly gorgeous blonde, was shown on Sunday...

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Funny story: The Yankees Organization To Tell Slumping A-Rod To Dump His Girlfriend

The Yankees Organization To Tell Slumping A-Rod To Dump His Girlfriend

NEW YORK CITY - Word out of the New York Yankees organization is that the powers that be are not at all happy with Alex Rodriguez. A spokesperson for the team, Menachem Goldenwitz, told Sports Balls Illustrated Daily that the super star is not pla...

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Funny story: Brian Urlacher of The Chicago Bears Breaks Up With Jenny McCarthy

Brian Urlacher of The Chicago Bears Breaks Up With Jenny McCarthy

CHICAGO - In what has got to be one of the biggest surprise breakups in recent sports celebrity history, Chicago Bears middle linebacker Brian Urlacher has just kissed Playboy cover girl Jenny McCarthy bye bye. Neither Urlacher, 34, nor McCarthy,...

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys To Sign Olympic Champion Usain Bolt, The Fastest Man In The World

The Dallas Cowboys To Sign Olympic Champion Usain Bolt, The Fastest Man In The World

DALLAS - Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones is so happy he was actually seen doing somersaults by several members of his Cowboy Stadium cleaning staff. Jones, who eats, sleeps, and drinks Cowboy blue spoke with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated...

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Funny story: The New York Jets Are Planning On Trading Tim Tebow To The Dallas Cowboys

The New York Jets Are Planning On Trading Tim Tebow To The Dallas Cowboys

NEW YORK CITY - The trade rumors are swirling around the New York Jets organization like the calories in Kevin James' five-course meal. The word on the streets of the City That Never Sleeps is that Tim Tebow, 24, might be heading for Big D (Dallas...

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Funny story: A Humongous Jessica Simpson Denies That She's Having Triplets

A Humongous Jessica Simpson Denies That She's Having Triplets

HOLLYWOOD - It appears that Jessica Simpson has just about been pregnant longer than any celebrity in LaLaLand. Many of her fans believe that judging by the looks of her belly, the 31-year-old singer, actress, and former full-figured model is clos...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Says He Would Love To See Tim Tebow In A Cowboys Uniform

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Says He Would Love To See Tim Tebow In A Cowboys Uniform

DENVER - Well now that all of the carnival-like antics and circus atmosphere of The Peyton Manning Free-For-All Fracas Show is over and he has signed with the Denver Broncos the lingering question is now, "What will become of Denver quarterback sensa...

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Funny story: A Very Pregnant and Nude Jessica Simpson Follows In The Magazine Cover Footsteps of Demi Moore, Claudia Schiffer, and Mariah Carey

A Very Pregnant and Nude Jessica Simpson Follows In The Magazine Cover Footsteps of Demi Moore, Claudia Schiffer, and Mariah Carey

LOS ANGELES - Jessica Simpson, 31, has admitted to being a lot of things but modest is certainly not one of them. The pregnant and unmarried blonde singer, actress, and magician's assistant has just joined the ranks of several other well known cel...

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Funny story: The New York Giants Eliminate The Dallas Cowboys From The NFL Playoffs - Jerry Jones Blames It On The Jessica Simpson Voodoo Curse

The New York Giants Eliminate The Dallas Cowboys From The NFL Playoffs - Jerry Jones Blames It On The Jessica Simpson Voodoo Curse

NEW YORK CITY - Eli Manning and his New York Giants defeated the Dallas Cowboys 31 to 14 dashing the Cowboys hopes of making it to the NFL playoffs once again. And the defeat left many of the Dallas fans shaking their collective heads and wonderin...

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Lose Another Game After The Kicker Is Iced - It's Got To Be A Friggin Curse!

The Dallas Cowboys Lose Another Game After The Kicker Is Iced - It's Got To Be A Friggin Curse!

DALLAS - Perhaps Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones can use his influence with the rest of the NFL owners and see about making a new NFL rule doing away with the fourth quarter. For the second week in a row the Cowboys have had the outcome of the ga...

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Funny story: NFL Fans Will to be Denied another Tony Romo Playoff Breakdown

NFL Fans Will to be Denied another Tony Romo Playoff Breakdown

A week after Dallas Cowboys coach Jason Garret gave the NFL world the icing by icing kicker Dan Baily, he has now followed up by bringing the cake to the show. Fortunately for Dan Baily he should do well in the cold this winter as he was iced again...

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Funny story: Techno Viking dub steps Romo into coma

Techno Viking dub steps Romo into coma

After Sunday's embarrassing performance to the Eagles, the Techno Viking challenged Dallas quarterback Tony Romo to a 50-yard line dance off. With all his dignity already stripped, Tony had nothing to lose by accepting the challenge. To a...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Denies That She And Ex-Boyfriend Tony Romo Are Secretly Sexting

Jessica Simpson Denies That She And Ex-Boyfriend Tony Romo Are Secretly Sexting

DALLAS - Jessica Simpson was recently spotted in Dallas causing speculation that she may be trying to have a little meeting with her ex-boyfriend Tony "Oops" Romo. Romo who is married has really been feeling badly lately due to the fact that his q...

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Funny story: A Heartbroken Jessica Simpson Asks "Am I A Damn Doormat Or What?" As Her Fiancé Cancels Their Wedding Plans

A Heartbroken Jessica Simpson Asks "Am I A Damn Doormat Or What?" As Her Fiancé Cancels Their Wedding Plans

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - A very pregnant Jessica Simpson and her fiancé Eric Johnson cannot hide the fact that there is trouble, lots of trouble in paradise. Simpson, who is with child, a real baby, not Eric, told a close friend that Eric has cancelled t...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Texted Tony Romo: "Hey Fella, Remember When You Dumped Me The Day Before My Birthday!"

Jessica Simpson Texted Tony Romo: "Hey Fella, Remember When You Dumped Me The Day Before My Birthday!"

HOLLYWOOD - Jessica Simpson proved the old adage that hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Simpson has still not forgotten when her then boyfriend Dallas Quarterback Tony "Oops" Romo broke up with her the day before her 29th birthday back on J...

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Funny story: The NFL Owners Demand That Football Commissioner Roger Goodell Start Protecting The Quarterbacks Immediately!

The NFL Owners Demand That Football Commissioner Roger Goodell Start Protecting The Quarterbacks Immediately!

NEW YORK CITY - The National Football League is getting extreme pressure from team owners, fans, and families of quarterbacks to do something to prevent the rash of quarterback injuries that have plagued the sport this year and in years past. Indi...

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