London - Feckin filthy Oirish terrists cut themselves one helluva sweetheart deal a UK Parliamentary Committee will hear on Tuesday as former Prime Monster Tony B Liar takes the stand at a Norhtern Ireland affairs grill. Politicians are probing ho...
Sir Philip Mebag, chairman of the United Federation of UK Bookmakers, compered an end-of-year mammoth banquet last week at Coventry's Masonic Hall, London. 2014 had been a great year he reminded over four hundred guests from the worlds of enterta...
London-Former British Prime Minister and converted Catholic Tony Blair called upon the Vatican today to immediately remove "dangerously subversive" Pope Francis I, and reinstate his "politically more realistic" predecessor, Pope Benedict XVI.
Washington AC/DC - Ghastly Poodlefaker Tony B Liar has blamed digital manipulation by his brother George Dubya Bush for leaving him up shit creek without the proverbial paddle. The rant comes as a US Senate Committee publishes its long-awaited re...
London - Tony Blair has been honored with GCHQ's top gong after giving away billions of other people's $$$ to his charitable self publicity machine. The annual award is run by the Brits' GCHQ national surveillance agency, an organ renowned for kee...
UN HQ, New York - The Middle East Quartet wants its money back and is suing Tony Blair for $50m. It means his role of Piss Process special envoy is finally hystery after upsetting a lot of indigenous Kurdish Zoroastrians known as Yazidis. This...
Washington - It's exactly 20 years this Monday since Dick Cheney accidentally shot a Texas attorney during a Dan Quail hunt at a chicken ranch belonging to the Kennedys. Or so the story goes. The incident is said to have left a deep impression...
Washington DC - Located in a damp and ugly 200 sq ft teardown behind Bladensburg Metrobus garage at 2251 26th Street NE the new legation's HQ aint's exactly swish by international diplomatic standards. But hey, it's about to get a fab five hundre...
In an astute move the Government has appointed Tony Blair to track down the missing dossier containing startling evidence of widespread sexual misconduct at Westminster in the 1980's. Meanwhile all airports have been put on alert throughout Britai...
Back and to the Left news has discovered a money pot created via taxpayers to fund ex-Prime Ministers in their public duties. After laughing so hard that our false teeth fell out we realised we hadn't been in a coma for the best part of the year and...
Just today Mr. Blair's office has released further background on his current essay "We didn't cause the crisis," and the 03 decision to attack Iraq as partner with George W. Bush. Apparently during childhood Mr. Blair had a formative experience wh...
Former Prime Minister Tony Blair urged the British Government to re-invade Iraq yesterday to protect the moderate Shiites against the Sunnis that are threatening to capture the capital Baghdad. He promised the world that terrorist group ISIS has got...
In the wake of the Chilcot Enquiry and decision to reduce Bush-Blair conversations on The Iraq War to "gists" and redactions, Mr. Bush and Mr. Blair are planning an open discussion at Carnegie Hall. The meeting will observe tight security. The au...
Washington DC - Transcripts of stuff between the Iraq War criminals is to be made public for the first time including footage of swabs, rubber sheeting and some highly eclectic negotiating paraphernalia. The decision to let loose the french letter...
A former local politician told a court he saw a man "thrashing around" to get free from a Member of Parliament on a night out in Blackpool, a rather downtrodden seaside resort in the north of England, mostly inhabited by homosexuals, drug dealers and...
Scottish Labour today announced that it is to be genetically modified in a bold attempt to prevent it from becoming extinct. Leader Johann Lamont launched the initiative from the Glasgow Science Centre, where she says the idea first entered her...
Kiev, Ukraine - It's the same dumb recipe for disaster that the ex-UK Prime Monster gave beleaguered former NewsCorpse hackette Rebekah Brooks, currently channeling poor little me syndrome at London's No 1 Central Criminal Court where she faces corru...
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