New York - "Sure I've turned down the role of Charlie Blackwood," Ms McGillis told New York Toast reporters today, "still recovering from a dose of intimate hives after Cruise's last clinch 30 years ago." The 1986 box orifice smash-hit raked in a...
NEW YORK CITY - Word out of the Big Apple is that Tom Cruise's ex-wife Katie Holmes has fired one of her two bodyguards. According to a reliale inside source, Rocco Stampafelli, who has been Katie's bodyguard for over a year was let go. It seem...
WHITEWASHINGTON, DC - Scientologist and Fox News "hostess with the mostest," Greta Van Susteren cleared the air recently by challenging her male colleagues' belief in the natural superiority of men over women. "Have these idiots lost their minds?...
Tom Cruise announced today that he was quitting the Church of Scientology to join the Children of God. The Children of God, who also call themselves Family International or Family of Love, have long been known as kind of a Christian sex cult, who be...
HOLLYWOOD, CA - Actor, producer, and World-renowned movie star Tom Cruise underwent a rare elective surgery last Thursday at Cedar Sinai in Los Angeles. Mr. Cruise had his sense of smell removed; this comes after the National Science Foundation m...
Clearwater, Florida - Looking more like a massive concrete aircraft hangar than a new age brainwashing machine the brutalist, $150 million erection has been greeted cautiously as a shot in the arm for the local economy by Clearwater mayor Bud Boodeek...
KABUL - Many American solidiers currently on a one-year tour in Afghanistan find that their time spent away from family and other loved ones is most comparable a drawn-out movie shoot of an actor of such caliber as Tom Cruise. "Risking our lives d...
Insiders have revealed new developments in recent rumors surrounding Katie Holmes and her alleged romance with Actor Jamie Foxx. Katie Holmes stated publicly this week that "Jamie and I are close. He is a wonderful confidant and we have become g...
NEW YORK CITY - Sweet little Katie Holmes is thrilled at the fact that she has a new boyfriend. Holmes is reportedly on Cloud 9 since she has been hitting the dating scene with Jamie Foxx star of Django Unchained. The 34-year-old brunette pixie...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Tom Cruise's ex-wife Katie Holmes mentioned back in May that she was so lonely that she had even entertained the idea of calling up Russell Brand. Well Katie finally went through with her thought and she called up Russell and invi...
SAN FRANCISCO - Tom Cruise flew up to San Francisco to attend Rihanna's recent concert performance at the Veni, Vidi, Vici Coliseum. He had called up the Barbadian beauty and told her that he wanted to take her out to dinner after she finished her...
BEVERLY HILLS - Leah Remini, who starred in the hit comedy show King of Queens with Kevin James, has reported a rash of threats from her former church. Remini said that she quit the Church of The Scientific Method because she got tired of having t...
REDONDO BEACH - Tom Cruise recently stated that at times he really misses his ex-wife Katie Holmes. The Mission Impossible star told Bedroom Pillow Talk that if there was any chance at all of him getting back together with Katie he would jump at i...
HOLLYWEIRD, CA, THE LAND OF NUTS AND FRUITS --- Wannabe actress Leah Remini refuses to go quietly back into the woodwork after severing ties with the merry band of L. Ron Hubbard's followers, who believe that earth is under the control of extraterres...
MARINA DEL REY - Julianne Hough celebrated her 25th birthday at a party at Le Loins of Joan of Arc Restaurant in the town that George Strait made famous; Marina Del Rey. The 25-year-old ravishing blonde told a close friend that after ending a thre...
BEVERLY HILLS - Tom Cruise is an expert when it comes to being dumped and so he figured that he would reach out to his friend George Clooney who has just been told by Stacy Keibler that their relationship is over, kaput, or as they say on the History...
HOLLYWEIRD, CA - In an attempt to reduce spiraling production costs associated with special effects-laden fantasy and adventure movies, Hollywood filmmakers are making spaghetti Westerns again in the hope that these cheap films may make a comeback am...
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