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Funny story: New L Ron Hubbard temple gives credence to Clearwater Scientology revival

New L Ron Hubbard temple gives credence to Clearwater Scientology revival

Clearwater, Florida - Looking more like a massive concrete aircraft hangar than a new age brainwashing machine the brutalist, $150 million erection has been greeted cautiously as a shot in the arm for the local economy by Clearwater mayor Bud Boodeek...

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Funny story: American Soldiers in Afghanistan liken tour to a Tom Cruise filming gig

American Soldiers in Afghanistan liken tour to a Tom Cruise filming gig

KABUL - Many American solidiers currently on a one-year tour in Afghanistan find that their time spent away from family and other loved ones is most comparable a drawn-out movie shoot of an actor of such caliber as Tom Cruise. "Risking our lives d...

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Funny story: Sources Confirm Katie Holmes Not "Hunting Foxxes" But "Picking Willows"

Sources Confirm Katie Holmes Not "Hunting Foxxes" But "Picking Willows"

Insiders have revealed new developments in recent rumors surrounding Katie Holmes and her alleged romance with Actor Jamie Foxx. Katie Holmes stated publicly this week that "Jamie and I are close. He is a wonderful confidant and we have become g...

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Funny story: Katie Holmes Confesses That New Boyfriend Jamie Foxx Is 10 Times More Fun Than Ex-Husband Tom Cruise Was

Katie Holmes Confesses That New Boyfriend Jamie Foxx Is 10 Times More Fun Than Ex-Husband Tom Cruise Was

NEW YORK CITY - Sweet little Katie Holmes is thrilled at the fact that she has a new boyfriend. Holmes is reportedly on Cloud 9 since she has been hitting the dating scene with Jamie Foxx star of Django Unchained. The 34-year-old brunette pixie...

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Funny story: Katie Holmes Caught In A Passionate Embrace With Russell Brand

Katie Holmes Caught In A Passionate Embrace With Russell Brand

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Tom Cruise's ex-wife Katie Holmes mentioned back in May that she was so lonely that she had even entertained the idea of calling up Russell Brand. Well Katie finally went through with her thought and she called up Russell and invi...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise Dates Rihanna In Hopes of Finally Dispelling Those Darn Gay Rumors

Tom Cruise Dates Rihanna In Hopes of Finally Dispelling Those Darn Gay Rumors

SAN FRANCISCO - Tom Cruise flew up to San Francisco to attend Rihanna's recent concert performance at the Veni, Vidi, Vici Coliseum. He had called up the Barbadian beauty and told her that he wanted to take her out to dinner after she finished her...

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Funny story: Leah Remini Reports Threats From The Church of The Scientific Method

Leah Remini Reports Threats From The Church of The Scientific Method

BEVERLY HILLS - Leah Remini, who starred in the hit comedy show King of Queens with Kevin James, has reported a rash of threats from her former church. Remini said that she quit the Church of The Scientific Method because she got tired of having t...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise and Heidi Montag's Romantic Rendezvous In Redondo Beach

Tom Cruise and Heidi Montag's Romantic Rendezvous In Redondo Beach

REDONDO BEACH - Tom Cruise recently stated that at times he really misses his ex-wife Katie Holmes. The Mission Impossible star told Bedroom Pillow Talk that if there was any chance at all of him getting back together with Katie he would jump at i...

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Funny story: Leah Remini won't shut the f**k up!

Leah Remini won't shut the f**k up!

HOLLYWEIRD, CA, THE LAND OF NUTS AND FRUITS --- Wannabe actress Leah Remini refuses to go quietly back into the woodwork after severing ties with the merry band of L. Ron Hubbard's followers, who believe that earth is under the control of extraterres...

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Funny story: Julianne Hough Turns 25 Confesses She Wants To Physically Hook Up With Tom Cruise

Julianne Hough Turns 25 Confesses She Wants To Physically Hook Up With Tom Cruise

MARINA DEL REY - Julianne Hough celebrated her 25th birthday at a party at Le Loins of Joan of Arc Restaurant in the town that George Strait made famous; Marina Del Rey. The 25-year-old ravishing blonde told a close friend that after ending a thre...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise Reaches Out To Pal George Clooney After Stacy Keibler Ends Their Relationship

Tom Cruise Reaches Out To Pal George Clooney After Stacy Keibler Ends Their Relationship

BEVERLY HILLS - Tom Cruise is an expert when it comes to being dumped and so he figured that he would reach out to his friend George Clooney who has just been told by Stacy Keibler that their relationship is over, kaput, or as they say on the History...

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Funny story: Spaghetti Westerns to attempt a comeback

Spaghetti Westerns to attempt a comeback

HOLLYWEIRD, CA - In an attempt to reduce spiraling production costs associated with special effects-laden fantasy and adventure movies, Hollywood filmmakers are making spaghetti Westerns again in the hope that these cheap films may make a comeback am...

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Funny story: Katie Holmes Says She Misses Tom Cruise As Much As Lindsay Lohan Misses Her Late-Night Partying

Katie Holmes Says She Misses Tom Cruise As Much As Lindsay Lohan Misses Her Late-Night Partying

NEW YORK CITY - Katie Holmes watched 7-year-old daughter Suri board and a plane to visit her father out West in Tinsel Town. After Suri left, Katie broke down and said that she cannot stand being alone and wants to get together with some guy but p...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Admits He'd Like To Do The Hokey Pokey With Katie Holmes

Charlie Sheen Admits He'd Like To Do The Hokey Pokey With Katie Holmes

SHERMAN OAKS - Charlie Sheen recently told Larry King on The Viagra View that he has probably been with more women than Hugh Hefner himself. King smiled, took a sip from his bottle of Geritol, and replied that he has no doubt about that. He ask...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Denies Cuddling With Tom Cruise

Kristen Stewart Denies Cuddling With Tom Cruise

BEVERLY HILLS - Kristen Stewart took time out from shopping on Rodeo Drive to respond to a claim regarding her and Katie Holmes' ex-husband Tom Cruise. K-Stew talked to Voodoo Dupree with Glamboyant Magazine. It seems that one of the supermarket t...

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Funny story: There Will Be A 50-Foot Statue Of Tom Cruise Built Even If I Have To Build It Myself - Says Tom Cruise

There Will Be A 50-Foot Statue Of Tom Cruise Built Even If I Have To Build It Myself - Says Tom Cruise

Hollywood superstar Tom Cruise has promised his legion of fans that a proposed statue of him, which had originally received permits but were then revoked, will be built, even if the minute actor has "to build it my god damn self!" The town of Gray...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise Caught Parked At The La Brea Tar Pits With a Katie Holmes Blowup Doll

Tom Cruise Caught Parked At The La Brea Tar Pits With a Katie Holmes Blowup Doll

LA BREA - Friends of Tom Cruise are concerned about him and say that he is still really bothered at the fact that last summer's movie Rock of Ages flopped at the box office big time. According to Silver Screen Showcase Magazine the film cost $75 m...

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