Gisele Bundchen Pulls the Groin of Tom Brady's Marriage Brady Fumbles Marriage into His Own Endzone, Bundchen Recovers it For Safety Commitment to Football Sacks Tom Brady's Marriage; Marriage Now in Concussion Protocol A Fumble or a Muff:…
GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - (Sports Satire) - Danica Patrick who is head-over-heals in love with her boyfriend Green Bay quarterback Aaron Rodgers, told her pedicurist that she recently received a text message from Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Tom Bra…
TAMPA BAY, Florida - (Sports Satire) - The Tampa Bay Buccaneers are currently 3-4, and they are looking worse and worse each week. Sports Bet Gazette writer Zorro La Bamba says that the entire Bucs coaching staff is concerned that Brady's horrible…
TAMPA BAY, Florida - (Sports Satire) - After months of speculation, Sports Bet Gazette senior writer Zorro La Bamba has it first hand that the Brady's have split. Gisele Bundchen has left their $29.7 million mansion, which has been renamed La Casa…
TAMPA BAY, Florida - (Sports Satire) - Sporting Chance Magazine writer Hercules Confetti, says that Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Tom Brady's $26 million mansion, Casa Inflated Balls, is on the market. The mansion has 17 bedrooms, 16 bathrooms,…
TAMPA BAY, Florida - (Sports Satire) - According to Turnstile Review writer Buckaroo Kazoo, one of the happiest couples in the nation is Tom and Gizele (Brady). The couple do everything together, having traveled to 89 of the world's 196 nations, i…
TAMPA BAY, Florida - (Sports Satire) - The Sports Bet Gazette is reporting that the wife of Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Tom Brady has told him that she is thinking of filing for adivorce. Zorro La Bamba with SBG has learned that Tom's wife, B…
TAMPA BAY, Florida - (Sports Satire) - Reports filtering out of the Brady Bunch Mansion, Casa Inflated Balls, is that Tom and his hot-headed, firecracker Brazilian wife Gisele, have been fighting like the legendary West Virginia feuders, the Hatfield…
FOXBOROUGH, Massachusetts - (Sports Satire) - Word coming out of PatsLand is that their former super quarterback Tom Brady has expressed an interest in buying the legendary NFL football team. Brady, who played for the Patriots for 20 seasons said…
TAMPA BAY, Florida - (Sports Satire) - Tom Brady and every player on the Tampa Bay Buccaneers team has just received shocking news. The Sports Bet Gazette is reporting that the Glazer family, who own the Bucs have just announced that Raymond James…
TAMPA BAY, Florida - (Sports Satire) - There is lots and lots of happiness in the Tom Brady household tonight. Tom Brady just learned from his good friend Zorro La Bamba, who is the senior writer for The Sports Bet Gazette, that the Tampa Bay Bucc…
ORLANDO, Florida - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle recently talked to Mr. and Mrs. Tom Brady at a KFC in downtown Orlando. Miss Fiddle said that both Tom Terrific and Gisele the Gorgeous looked 'fit as fiddles,' no pun inte…
TAMPA BAY - (Sports Satire) - The Sports Bet Gazette reports that part of the deal for Tom "Terrific" Brady to return to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers included giving him 25% ownership in the team. Zorro La Bamba, with SBG, spoke with Tom and Gisele (B…
NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - The world's largest sports memorabilia company has just announced that since Tom Brady came out of retirement, the retail price of his football jerseys have skyrocketed by a whopping 300% Nathan Creedadonna, with…
TAMPA BAY – (Sports Satire) – Many individuals in the world of sports are wondering just exactly how the hell the Tampa Bay Bucs were able to get Tom Brady to come out of retirement. Sports Bet Gazette senior reporter Zorro La Bamba, actually spok…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – In an excellent advertising move, Allstate Insurance has announced that they have just signed the recently retired Tampa Bay Bucs quarterback Tom Brady, and the former Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo (now a CBS…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – The sports world has been turned on its heels as word that three NFL quarterbacks are contemplating purchasing the Detroit Lions. Tom Brady, newly retired from the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and Aaron Rodgers of the Gre…
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