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Funny story: Henman To Announce That He's Andy Murray's Dad At Press Conference

Henman To Announce That He's Andy Murray's Dad At Press Conference

Tennis player Tim Henman, world number 94 and sinking faster than Leeds United, is expected to announce his paternal allegiance to youngster Andy Murray this Thursday in a press conference which will be attended by an excited hamster and the hamster&...

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Funny story: British Tennis Youngsters Told To "Give Up"

British Tennis Youngsters Told To "Give Up"

Young British tennis hopefuls should spend less time on court because of the danger of being humiliated once they turn professional, a study says.

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Funny story: Henman Hill To Be Flattened After Wimbledon

Henman Hill To Be Flattened After Wimbledon

Henman Hill, the unsightly mound of earth in the grounds of the All England Club where the Wimbledon Tennis Championships are held each year, is to be bulldozed after the current tournament is over.

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Funny story: Henman/Moya Clash Ends In Tame Score Draw

Henman/Moya Clash Ends In Tame Score Draw

At Wimbledon yesterday, Tim Henman, the 'so nearly man' of British tennis, so nearly overcame Spain's Senor Carlos Moya before the match ended 5-5 in a g...

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Funny story: Andy Murray A Certainty For Wimbledon, And Will Win, Says Coach Brad Gilbert

Andy Murray A Certainty For Wimbledon, And Will Win, Says Coach Brad Gilbert

Andy Murray will definitely play at Wimbledon, and stands as good a chance of winning the Men's Singles title as anyone else, says his coach.

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Funny story: Federer To Play Wimbledon With One Hand Tied Behind His Back

Federer To Play Wimbledon With One Hand Tied Behind His Back

Roger Federer, the Wimbledon Mens' Singles champion for the last four years, is to play this year's tournament with a pre-arranged and self-imposed handicap, says his coach.

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Funny story: Henman early

Henman early

Tim Henman has turned up at Wimbledon. The tennis ace is five months early, but feels this will give him enough time to warm up for his tournament, and he should be able to beat his opponent.

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Funny story: Astrologers predict Roddick will never win Wimbledon

Astrologers predict Roddick will never win Wimbledon

Wimbledon - (Ass Mess): UK Astrologers have joined internet spread-betting website Aintgottaprayer.com in predicting that US tennis player Andy Roddick is more likely to take up competitive crochet than ever win the Wimbledon Men's Tennis champio...

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Funny story: Henman muses career change

Henman muses career change

Crap tennis player Tim Henman today began a City and Guilds course in Plumbing after announcing his retirement from tennis.

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