Reports from Dharamsala, India, home of the Tibet-in-exile government, confirm that in the early hours of this morning, His Holiness, the Dalai Lama has given birth to a male heir. The Dalai Lama was quoted as saying, "I was performing my early m...
The Olympic flame--a special low-oxygen version--made it to the top of the world. Reuters reports: "Beijing student Huang Chungui passed the flame to ethnic Tibetan woman Ciren Wangmu, who trudged the final steps unaided by oxygen to hold the t...
In a dramatic shift from his usual policy of non-violence, Tibet's spiritual leader, the Dalai Lama, announced today that Tibet will take up arms against China and did not rule out the possibility of nuclear war.
Concerned over potential inaccuracies in the location of landed javelins in the forthcoming Olympic Games in Beijing, the Chinese authorities have unveiled a new method for precisely marking the spot where they have landed. Employing a unique 'or...
With Buddhist Monks now all the rage due to their heroics in Tibet, Samantha Morgan, 20, from Leicester, England warns against their 'other worldly charms'. Pregnant with Holy man Lama Loka Panesh's child she told our reporter yesterday,
Due to the recent controversies with the Olympic torch marathon, the treatment of Tibet, and the tainted food and toys imported into the United States from China, President George W. Bush has said that he is "unsure of the whole situation."...
Washington, DC. - Encouraged by the wide support enjoyed by the Free Tibet Movement and the huge success of Olympic-boycott demonstrations world-wide, pro-independence demonstrations and riots have erupted all over the native Indian reservations acro...
The Olympic Games, scheduled to take place in Beijing in June, could face a last-minute switch to Tibet, if sources inside the romantic fantasy mountain kingdom are to be believed.
China is to take unprecedented military action in an attempt to protect the Olympic Torch Flame (OTF) in Tibet, by mobilising its Terracotta Army for the first time in more than 2000 years.
The Chinese government is a wee bit upset over the protests of the Olympic Torch relay in London, Paris and soon to be San Francisco. They want to put a stop to the bad publicity immediately.
Today's John Smith's Grand National at Aintree is in danger of collapse after it was revealed that the favourite and his jockey have pulled out of the race, in protest at the Human Rights abu...
Convicted urban-terrorist-turned-housewife Sara Jane 'Soliah' Olson is back in custody after a 'woops' clerical error caused the California Dept of Corrections to incorrectly calculate her release date, a CDC spokesman said to...
Spoof writer of note Dr Edward Maxwell announced a partnership with the Dalai Lama today, the first such spoof writer to do so.
Top US lawmaker Nancy Pelosi and the spiritual leader of Tibet, the Dalai Lama, are "romantically involved", and a threat to East/West relations, according to a source deep inside China.
Anxious Chinese generals were locked in emergency session today after Tibet's Communist Party secretary, Zhang Qingli, announced the state faced "a life and death struggle with the Dalai Clique". Senior generals are concerned that whil...
Speaking for militant 70s-era urban guerilla group the Symbionese Liberation Army, Patty 'Tania' Hearst-Shaw today announced the SLA's official reorganization and showcased their reemerg...
The government in China has moved swiftly and decisively to quell the Tibetan uprising, by having the Dalai Lama-led country thrown out of the Olympic Games, due to start in Beijing in June.
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