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Funny story: Most Brits don't decide who to vote for until the tabloids tell them on election day

Most Brits don't decide who to vote for until the tabloids tell them on election day

A survey of people of voting age in the UK has found that a small majority - 52% - don't pay any attention to the election until polling day itself when they just read the front page of a tabloid newspaper. Barry Sheen, 37, of Epping Forest is a p...

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Funny story: Sunshine in Seattle blinds thousands

Sunshine in Seattle blinds thousands

Emergency rooms in the sea side town of Seattle were bulging at the seams on Satuday due to what some are calling "sudden on-set blindness." Known as the wetest town north of the Joshua tree's in the Nevada dessert, even seasoned Seattlelites wer...

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Funny story: Liverpools Brexit Bounce

Liverpools Brexit Bounce

In a move that will infuriate Brexit supporters everywhere Liverpool are eying up the transfer of Iranian striker Sardar Azmoun from Russian side FC Rostov. Predictably the hard working British people have had their say on this national scandal.

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Funny story: Terror Attack Jumps Out Of Cupboard At The UK

Terror Attack Jumps Out Of Cupboard At The UK

"A UK terror attack is a matter of IF and not WHEN" The headline screamed out at us as we began lifting chunks of the article off the well respected news website and pasting it into our own. It sent a chill down our spine. A anonymous MET police c...

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Funny story: The Sun V the Sun

The Sun V the Sun

As Britain resides in the grip of a paralysis due to a foreign invader (the sun) Back and to the Left news decided to get some insight into this deadly heat wave. We spoke to Sun journalist Farr Right to try and gauge the nation's feelings on these,...

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Funny story: "Queen Not A Nazi," Says Unconvincing Palace Spokesman

"Queen Not A Nazi," Says Unconvincing Palace Spokesman

After The Sun newspaper published footage of our beloved monarch giving what appears to be a Nazi salute, Buckingham Palace officials have been quick to deny rumours her majesty was a Nazi sympathiser or even a member of the Hitler Youth. In the g...

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Funny story: Cool Moon vs. hot Sun

Cool Moon vs. hot Sun

Standing next to a 4-meter-tall-5-meter long catwalk wall, I saw a cat condescendingly walking along the top of the wall. Seeing me, the cat stopped; suspiciously looked at me as a source of threat. Now, he launched a 3-pronged drones: seeing, hearing and olfactory. The confused cat put the bottom down; kept wagging his tail and winked inquisitively. At this time, instinct came to his aide an...

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Funny story: Global Warming - No Longer a Threat

Global Warming - No Longer a Threat

In 1827 scientists launched a rocket into space, with the knowledge that by the time it arrived, it would be just in time to stop global warming. The fear was, that with all the snow accumulated throughout the polar ice caps and the North East part...

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Funny story: Cameron Celebrates Great Tory Truimph

Cameron Celebrates Great Tory Truimph

David Cameron is so enthused with the reception his speech at the Conservative Party Conference received in the Daily Mail he is ordering his whole Cabinet to wear black shirts as a mark of respect. Further, the praise from the Sun has encouraged...

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Funny story: Miliband Apologises For 'Page 3' Girl Affair

Miliband Apologises For 'Page 3' Girl Affair

An apology was issued today by Labour Party leader Ed Miliband. It comes after he was subjected to a slew of criticism following the release of pictures of him posing with a topless 'page 3' model. The picture, which features the model holding a s...

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Funny story: Current Bun want to kick out Woy

Current Bun want to kick out Woy

Frustrated by the fact that England qualified for the World Cup in Brazil next year at the first time of asking. The Sun newspaper have had to resort to dirty tricks in their attempt to get manager Roy Hodgeson replaced by their man Harry Redknapp be...

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Funny story: Troll Attack Blunted

Troll Attack Blunted

The Sun's "Target A Troll" campaign came under fire last night as thousands of internet "Trolls" became targets for horrendous amounts of abuse. Back and to the Left news has discovered that 4 in 5 "Trolls" are now victims of "Trolling" themselves. T...

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Funny story: Nosy scientist causes cosmic stink

Nosy scientist causes cosmic stink

SOSO, Oklahoma-- Dr. Ima Voyeur, an astronomer peeping at the sun through a telescope, was blinded by the light, realizing that it's not polite to peer at heavenly bodies without their knowledge and consent. The sun was in the midst of undressing,...

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Funny story: Stop the Solar Flares

Stop the Solar Flares

Howard J. (Slicer) Parsons, PGA Member and Chief Adviser to president Obama on "Outer Space," an office recently created for golf instructors and those sighting UFO's in the Washington area, submitted a rather lengthy report today to the president, c...

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Funny story: Spring unapologetic for striking over temperature cuts

Spring unapologetic for striking over temperature cuts

Spring has refused to apologise for going on strike in Britain this year, instead citing immigrants, an unfortunate bout of Hepatitis B and government temperature cuts as a valid excuse for no longer giving a fuck whether elderly couples can drink Pi...

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Funny story: Roger Hargreaves: Book would not be published now

Roger Hargreaves: Book would not be published now

Speaking through a medium 'Mr. Men' creator Roger Hargreaves said that his 1988 book 'Mr. Islamist' would not be published today. At the time of it's first printing the book which deals with a radical Islamist drew harsh criticism from around the...

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Funny story: Jack Straw's credibility found 'where The Sun don't shine'

Jack Straw's credibility found 'where The Sun don't shine'

London - Former Home Secretary Jack Straw has blamed a Thatcher stitch-up for stuff he 'dealt with' in 1997. An official Home Office review of the Hillsborough Tragedy upheld a cover-up in a government blame game own goal. This fingered the 198...

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