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Funny story: Controversy at the Vatican as pink smoke canister found

Controversy at the Vatican as pink smoke canister found

An abnormal level of swearing and running about in fierce costumes has occurred within the Holy See over the past 48 hours after it was revealed that pranksters had smuggled a canister of pink smoke into the Vatican. The offending item was found secr...

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Funny story: Much Younger Man Expected To Be Chosen To Become Next Pope!

Much Younger Man Expected To Be Chosen To Become Next Pope!

This morning's announcement from the Vatican that 85 year old Pope Benedict XV1 is to stand down as leader of the Catholic church due to advancing years seems almost certain to mean the choice of a much younger replacement. Pope Benedict XV1's dec...

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Funny story: New Pope will be from Africa

New Pope will be from Africa

It was only a matter of time before it happened, but it appears that the next Pope will be Cardinal Peter Kodwo Appiah Turkson. Turkson, a high ranking member of the Ghanaian Catholic Church, will be the first black pope for fifteen hundred years, an...

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Funny story: Yogi Berra and the Pope Chat on Twitter

Yogi Berra and the Pope Chat on Twitter

Breaking News Two of the world's most famous men have just engaged in a Twitter chat. The Spoof is pleased to bring you the text. Pope: Yo, Yogi. Bless you, my son. Yogi: Grazie, Holy Father, but I didn't sneeze. Finally, we can chat. Hard 2 get a conversation going around here. Everybody's talking 2 much. Pope: Si, si, I know what you mean. What are you doing today,...

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Funny story: Pope Takes Leak, Seriously

Pope Takes Leak, Seriously

A series of damaging leaks have swirled around Vatican City in recent weeks, much to the consternation of Pope Benedict XVI. "The older the Pope gets, the harder it is for him to take leaks," a Vatican spokesman said today. "It really gets to h...

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Funny story: Gay Colombian priests hire Catholic "hit man" to put them out of their misery!

Gay Colombian priests hire Catholic "hit man" to put them out of their misery!

Two gay Colombian priests could not bring it upon themselves to either "come out" or tell the Catholic church (which is 85% gay anyway). So they hired a "hit man" to murder them because the Catholic church does not allow gay preists to commit suicide...

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Funny story: Pope renews sponsorship with bread factory

Pope renews sponsorship with bread factory

The Roman Catholic church has renewed its centuries-old sponsorship deal with the bread factory, countering suspicions that the Pope was cosying up to Garibaldi biscuits magnate Garry Baldy. The bread factory has enjoyed a near exclusive relations...

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Funny story: Penis Biometrics Installed In Vatican City

Penis Biometrics Installed In Vatican City

A New era in Vatican security has been realized today. The introduction of Genital Biometrics to Vatican City, brings with it much hope for the rehabilitation of Holy Mother Church's reputation. This high tech solution to an age old problem is the cu...

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Funny story: Epiphany! Boston Bishop: Now I Understand Why Jackie 'O' Stopped Coming to Confessions!"

Epiphany! Boston Bishop: Now I Understand Why Jackie 'O' Stopped Coming to Confessions!"

Boston Cardinal Sean O'Malley, not be confused with the St. Louis Cardinal left fielder Jamal 'Bubba' O'Malley from Detroit, said today after hearing explosive excerpts of Jackie Kennedy Onassis's tell all tapes, he finally understands why she stop...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle To Meet Holy Glow in the Dark Nuns

Susan Boyle To Meet Holy Glow in the Dark Nuns

Susan Boyle has expressed an interest in meeting the Glow in the Dark Nuns of Dounraey. The Pope has only just recently revealed their existence and since then they have become an instant hit. They have become so popular that the Vatican has st...

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Funny story: Pope Benedict XVI is crying because he never had a woman

Pope Benedict XVI is crying because he never had a woman

ITALIAN LOONY FARM - Pope Benedict XVI said he is sad because he never married and he never had sex with a woman. Benedict says people in Italy are laughing at him because they had sex with dozens of beautiful people in their youth and they enjoy...

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Funny story: Pope Reverses Stance on Condoms After Jesuit Priest in Retirement Community Runs Amok!

Pope Reverses Stance on Condoms After Jesuit Priest in Retirement Community Runs Amok!

The Vatican is busy putting a spin on the Pope's recent edict that condoms are 'a little bit of all right...sometimes", after a retired Jesuit Priest took the proclamation a little too far and wound up pleasuring his female neighbors in the Nort...

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Funny story: Pope Likens Ricky Gervais To Adolf Hilter

Pope Likens Ricky Gervais To Adolf Hilter

Not since Lady GaGa has a cult leader so brazenly courted publicity. After having to issue multiple apologies for his role in covering up sexual abuse in the Church, claiming that condoms worsen the AIDS crisis and decrying gay rights as 'insidiou...

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Funny story: Secret Vatican moves to buy Aleister Crowley's Sicilian love nest

Secret Vatican moves to buy Aleister Crowley's Sicilian love nest

Palermo, Sicily - (Beastly News): Located at 666 Via Dolorosa, Cefalu, the whitewashed villa is notorious for having hosted the 1920 wedding of the Queen Mother and Pope Pius XII - then Archbishop Eugenio Pacelli. The occult initiatrix and her ec...

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Funny story: Tory-Lib Dem pact to arrest Ratzinger

Tory-Lib Dem pact to arrest Ratzinger

London - (Papal Bulls**t Mess): The Tories have agreed to arrest the Pope and to decriminalise cannabis. In exchange Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg will get a hereditary peerage and Peter Mandelson's job. And that is the gist of the dirty deal done...

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Funny story: Pope Benedict wants Richard Dawkins to be under house arrest when he visits UK

Pope Benedict wants Richard Dawkins to be under house arrest when he visits UK

The Pope who is due to make a visit to the UK, wants Richard Dawkin's, the Atheist Professor, to be put under house arrest for the entire time of his visit because Dawkin's has threatened to do a citizens arrest on the Pope, for his cover up of the t...

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Funny story: Pope to be arrested, thank God...if He exists

Pope to be arrested, thank God...if He exists

The Pope is to be arrested on his visit to the UK later this year for crimes against humanity. The Pope has covered up the child abuse by Catholic Priests, in order to protect the Catholic Church, and if laws were followed and did not grant immunity...

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